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ABSOLUTE CURE for PREMATURE EJACULATION:

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43572

    #1
    ABSOLUTE CURE for PREMATURE EJACULATION:
    Some of you have asked in passing, "Donk, oh master of the bedroom, how do you manage to go for so long without popping off, especially given the hi-caliber hott ass women you regularly score.....?" Well, in my case, it's just that no woman is simply going to get me there without putting forth the effort, no matter how hot she is.... Sophia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Kate Upton, Eva Longoria in her prime, etc. etc. etc. are all going to have to "work the Donk" repeatedly to get him there, and I fully plan on enjoying a good 2-3 hours before even finishing round one.........

    But, setting my unique performance abilities aside, I will offer advice to those of you who want to last longer in bed, on the couch, in the elevator, in the club, or wherever else you might find yourselves, in the words of Iron Mike Tyson, "fornicating."

    And no, this isn't a recommendation to rub some "stay hard" creme or other numbing creme on your junk.... nor is it the ol "think about sports center" or count to 100 to get your mind off your pathetic inability to control your sexual performance and deciding for yourself when you want to come.......... no, this is 100 percent guaranteed to work!

    So, without furhter ado, if you find yourself getting close and want to forestall the inevitable spilling of seed, just conjure up the mental image of THIS (as it will immediately stop and numb every nerve ending in your body, clear every notion of sensual pleasure from your mind, and absolutely kill any chance of cummming any time soon):













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  • Russian Rocket
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-02-12
    • 43910

    #2
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    • PaperTrail07
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-29-08
      • 20470

      #3
      LOL
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      • Ghenghis Kahn
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-02-12
        • 19736

        #4
        no such thing as premature ejaculation pal.

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        • TheMetsSuck
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-14-12
          • 6147

          #5
          was hoping to learn some useful tips in here. oh well.....
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          • The Kraken
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-25-11
            • 29085

            #6
            So you're actually thinking about Seaweed while you're smashing 9's and 10's????
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43572

              #7
              Originally posted by The Kraken
              So you're actually thinking about Seaweed while you're smashing 9's and 10's????
              re read what I wrote........ obviously, I don't have to, but for those suffering from P.E., THEY could benefit from the tip..... not that "tip", but the think of seaweed in a hooded mask with a reservoir tip at the end of it.....

              lot of tips in this thread..........
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              • Russian Rocket
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-02-12
                • 43910

                #8
                jokes aside...this shit could actually work for some folks
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43572

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                  jokes aside...this shit could actually work for some folks
                  hell, i went to rub a "morning starter" out in the shower this morning, and because of this thread that photo crossed my mind..........

                  I'll just sum it up by saying I made it into the office 3.5 minutes earlier than usual..........
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                  • Russian Rocket
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-02-12
                    • 43910

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    hell, i went to rub a "morning starter" out in the shower this morning, and because of this thread that photo crossed my mind..........

                    I'll just sum it up by saying I made it into the office 3.5 minutes earlier than usual..........
                    Donker I just hope that this photo doesn't do any permanent damage
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                    • JMon
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-11-09
                      • 9800

                      #11
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                      • JAKEPEAVY21
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-11-11
                        • 29560

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                        no such thing as premature ejaculation pal.

                        "If I ***, it was right on time!"
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                        • Rudeboy
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 07-15-14
                          • 5725

                          #13
                          What if it has the reversed effect?
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81463

                            #14
                            Donker, whys it take you 2-3 hours to bust a nut?

                            That would suck.
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                            • meader99
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-30-10
                              • 4223

                              #15
                              No such thing as premature when you're trying to win the race.
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                              • ACoochy
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-19-09
                                • 13949

                                #16
                                If im nearly at the top il think of cars doing burnouts...

                                Seems to work for me...
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                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-30-08
                                  • 81463

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ACoochy
                                  If im nearly at the top il think of cars doing burnouts...

                                  Seems to work for me...
                                  Or bicycles...

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                                  • Big Bear
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by TheMetsSuck
                                    was hoping to learn some useful tips in here. oh well.....
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                                    • Big Bear
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-01-11
                                      • 43253

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                      Donker, whys it take you 2-3 hours to bust a nut?

                                      That would suck.
                                      i called bullshit on the 2-3 hour sex
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                                      • TheLock
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 04-06-08
                                        • 14427

                                        #20
                                        I have zero desire to hammer my g/f for 3 hours in one session. I'm totally fine with 30 minutes.


                                        And then another 30 min session 4 hours later.
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                                        • Amac1090
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 03-16-15
                                          • 12

                                          #21
                                          Saving my boner for later
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                                          • Big Bear
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 11-01-11
                                            • 43253

                                            #22
                                            A good tip for this is count from 100 down to 1 backwards while holding your breath.
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