I think the Gambling Gods dislike porn and masturbation

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  • Ebe
    SBR MVP
    • 02-20-15
    • 1633

    #1
    I think the Gambling Gods dislike porn and masturbation
    Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill

    Anyone else notice this?
  • boomer62
    SBR MVP
    • 09-10-11
    • 1500

    #2
    Common JJ you can do better then this crap!
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
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      • rm18
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-05
        • 22291

        #4
        you always jerk off and you always lose they are not related guy
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        • Ebe
          SBR MVP
          • 02-20-15
          • 1633

          #5
          I dont always lose. Thats false. Today is my first losing day in a while
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          • THam12
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-12-13
            • 12640

            #6


            i sometimes have pondered this.
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            • ItsMeMrMattE
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-30-10
              • 5294

              #7
              somewhere in the world, your other half has to jerk off during his bets in order to win.
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              • texhooper
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-05-09
                • 10001

                #8
                I think you should be more concerned about the kittens who are losing their lives every time you jerk off
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                • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-08-14
                  • 14988

                  #9
                  Wait are they eating these kittens? Or are they just disappearing?
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                  • Seaweed
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 01-19-12
                    • 26318

                    #10
                    Rock bottom.
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                    • ItsMeMrMattE
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-30-10
                      • 5294

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                      Wait are they eating these kittens? Or are they just disappearing?
                      you know how a sock can just get lost sometimes, i think its more like that.
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                      • TheMoneyShot
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                        • 02-14-07
                        • 28672

                        #12
                        when you start rubbing one out... mysteriously a tilt occurs.

                        I wonder if Einstein ever came up with a theory on this?
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                        • slo mo
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 09-03-14
                          • 338

                          #13
                          It may be due to the type of porn that you're watching, it sounds like you may be into all male bukkakes!
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                          • Cuse0323
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-09-09
                            • 30169

                            #14
                            Could be true....I stopped for a while and have been on a hot streak.

                            Did it the other day and lost my first big bet in a while.
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                            • Big Bear
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-01-11
                              • 43253

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ebe
                              Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill

                              Anyone else notice this?
                              maybe instead of jerking off get on Tinder and have some chick come sit on your face

                              in this day and age if you cant get the real thing its bc you aint applying yourself
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                Never jerk off before or during a bet

                                Proven
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                                • alexkidd
                                  SBR Rookie
                                  • 02-23-15
                                  • 5

                                  #17
                                  It makes it smaller, i swear i was bigger 8 years ago
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                                  • sourtwist
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-10-12
                                    • 9364

                                    #18
                                    can we get an ip check on this azzhole? if any of you knew his previous name, I'd bet you'd be trashing him rather than joining him. he's a puzzy.
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                                    • alexkidd
                                      SBR Rookie
                                      • 02-23-15
                                      • 5

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sourtwist
                                      can we get an ip check on this azzhole? if any of you knew his previous name, I'd bet you'd be trashing him rather than joining him. he's a puzzy.

                                      me or the op?

                                      i've introduced in intro board.
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                                      • Big Bear
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-01-11
                                        • 43253

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Ebe
                                        Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill

                                        Anyone else notice this?


                                        i guess it could be i just like to "release" but i cant pick a winner
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by tony_come
                                          Never jerk off before or during a bet

                                          Proven
                                          Not true toniest
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                                          • zert
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-22-09
                                            • 1274

                                            #22
                                            There is no such thing as a gambling god.
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                                            • rkelly110
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 10-05-09
                                              • 39691

                                              #23
                                              Dude, I think you (Ebe) need to go where ever you came from and never come back. Your posts are that of a 10 yo.
                                              No one gives a fuk how many times you pull on your pud.
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                                              • Ebe
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 02-20-15
                                                • 1633

                                                #24
                                                rkelly its time for you to be ended
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