I think the Gambling Gods dislike porn and masturbation
Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill
Anyone else notice this?
boomer62
SBR MVP
09-10-11
1500
#2
Common JJ you can do better then this crap!
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jjgold
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07-20-05
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#3
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rm18
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-05
22291
#4
you always jerk off and you always lose they are not related guy
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Ebe
SBR MVP
02-20-15
1633
#5
I dont always lose. Thats false. Today is my first losing day in a while
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THam12
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03-12-13
12640
#6
i sometimes have pondered this.
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ItsMeMrMattE
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08-30-10
5294
#7
somewhere in the world, your other half has to jerk off during his bets in order to win.
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texhooper
SBR Posting Legend
01-05-09
10001
#8
I think you should be more concerned about the kittens who are losing their lives every time you jerk off
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
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05-08-14
14988
#9
Wait are they eating these kittens? Or are they just disappearing?
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Seaweed
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01-19-12
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#10
Rock bottom.
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ItsMeMrMattE
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08-30-10
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#11
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Wait are they eating these kittens? Or are they just disappearing?
you know how a sock can just get lost sometimes, i think its more like that.
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TheMoneyShot
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02-14-07
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#12
when you start rubbing one out... mysteriously a tilt occurs.
I wonder if Einstein ever came up with a theory on this?
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slo mo
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09-03-14
338
#13
It may be due to the type of porn that you're watching, it sounds like you may be into all male bukkakes!
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Cuse0323
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12-09-09
30169
#14
Could be true....I stopped for a while and have been on a hot streak.
Did it the other day and lost my first big bet in a while.
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#15
Originally posted by Ebe
Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill
Anyone else notice this?
maybe instead of jerking off get on Tinder and have some chick come sit on your face
in this day and age if you cant get the real thing its bc you aint applying yourself
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#16
Never jerk off before or during a bet
Proven
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alexkidd
SBR Rookie
02-23-15
5
#17
It makes it smaller, i swear i was bigger 8 years ago
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sourtwist
SBR Hall of Famer
11-10-12
9364
#18
can we get an ip check on this azzhole? if any of you knew his previous name, I'd bet you'd be trashing him rather than joining him. he's a puzzy.
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alexkidd
SBR Rookie
02-23-15
5
#19
Originally posted by sourtwist
can we get an ip check on this azzhole? if any of you knew his previous name, I'd bet you'd be trashing him rather than joining him. he's a puzzy.
me or the op?
i've introduced in intro board.
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#20
Originally posted by Ebe
Every time I jerk off to porn in the middle of a wager as soon as I finish slamming my ham my bet starts going downhill
Anyone else notice this?
i guess it could be i just like to "release" but i cant pick a winner
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#21
Originally posted by tony_come
Never jerk off before or during a bet
Proven
Not true toniest
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zert
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09-22-09
1274
#22
There is no such thing as a gambling god.
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rkelly110
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10-05-09
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#23
Dude, I think you (Ebe) need to go where ever you came from and never come back. Your posts are that of a 10 yo.
No one gives a fuk how many times you pull on your pud.