I want to bang the shit out of my boss

[Ra77er]

Holy smokes shes banging

um Ebe we need to forumlate a gameplan on this one.

Is this picture legit Ebe? I really no nothing about tracking a fraud picture down or whatever.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Razz ur inbox is bout to get a whole lotta thirst requests

[Ebe]

Goddamn when I hear someone agree with me she is smokin hot it makes me feel sick.

At one point she liked me man. But I am such a prick I think I may have ruined it. It was a weird dynamic, her and I.

I was the best producer in the office etc but we just butted heads sometimes. I kept getting written up.

But I honestly fell in love with this girl and I cant get her off my mind.

[Ra77er]

Oh shit Fidel

[Ebe]

Razz please dont share with anyone, thanks man. I trusted you pal.

[Ebe]

Now picture working with that girl in the office for years. Greatest personality ever and flirtatious too.

[Ebe]

Im only human. Jesus Christ.

[Ra77er]

Oh I wont share it to anyone, but just an FYI I think the forum people have access to our PM's so if it got made public it wasn't me.

She has a beautiful body, face a little thin but overall good looking. She seems a little fiesty to say the least. I would assume you were too shy with that one.

[Ebe]

I got more pics if you want to see more razz

[Ebe]

Oh I wont share it to anyone, but just an FYI I think the forum people have access to our PM's so if it got made public it wasn't me.

She has a beautiful body, face a little thin but overall good looking. She seems a little fiesty to say the least. I would assume you were too shy with that one.

Well, she was my supervisor. She is feisty, its kind of why we butted heads sometimes. Her body is so sexy and she doesnt mind showing it off.

I sent her a friend req a long time ago but it was rejected probably because she was my supervisor at the time and she thought it was inappropriate, shes very dedicated etc.

[Ra77er]

Ebe this is your girl, she is hot no doubt and you should've made a move

Ebe I am going to have to pass because then I may call her myself if you don't

[Ra77er]

Yea I can imagine trying to talk to that one. You probably had several chances but blew it up. Guys are so dumb sometimes. We see our first hottie and lose ourselves. The ship may have sailed Ebe.

[Ebe]

Razz

What do I do

[Ebe]

Is this picture legit Ebe? I really no nothing about tracking a fraud picture down or whatever.

Thats the girl. I worked with her in an office for 2.5 years. Lots of chats, lots of flirting, etc

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Ebe, I can only imagine how many times you(sittin in your computer chair)
have exploded all over whatever tshirt you had on to creep shots of this chick
You got me hard Ebe....very hard
cant be sure if this is what you had planned but a midget could do pullups off my pole right now
worked up enough to go beat off in a vacant room here at the hotel, which is something I usually frown down on

[Ebe]

[Ra77er]

We need to evacuate fidel immediately. Deportation to Cuba

[Ebe]

Razz I cant let this one get away

Theres gotta be something I can say in a fb msg that will knock her socks off

[Ra77er]

I see the point we are getting at boys and that is money is the only message that wins. I hope I can prove you wrong though.

Ebe is a Pro

[Ebe]

Razz letting this girl get away is unacceptable.

I need you to formulate a game plan with me.

[Ra77er]

I'd still attempt a message on facebook though, regardless of income or whatever if you really like her.


Tell her you didn't have the potatoes to ask her when you worked with her but now that you don't you have grown a pair.

I don't know your personality so I have no idea how you would say this.....maybe say coconuts instead of potatoes.

[Ra77er]

Ebe I hope you do this, seriously.

Email me back so I can help with this letter.

[mpaschal34]

most pitiful thread in SBR history?

[Auto Donk]

Goddamn when I hear someone agree with me she is smokin hot it makes me feel sick.

At one point she liked me man. But I am such a prick I think I may have ruined it. It was a weird dynamic, her and I.

I was the best producer in the office etc but we just butted heads sometimes. I kept getting written up.

But I honestly fell in love with this girl and I cant get her off my mind.

well, now that you fukked up any chance of tappin' that ass in a normal situation, it's time to kick it up a notch.....

how are your stalking skills?

are you good at rape?

[Auto Donk]

okay, i actually went back and read the last day and a half worth of posts.... and have a few comments....

1. a workplace romance is usually done once the female boss fires the fuk outta the the dude who's been creeping her out for months with inappropriate weird behavior indicating some type of weird sexual attraction.......

2. never get a lawyer involved if your intent is to "romance" a woman..... that never works well, (unless of course, it's me, and you're wanting me to initiate, for a fee, a threesome which involves me closing the deal, and midway through me bangin' the shit out of her, you pop outta the closet sportin wood and hop in before she knows wtf just happened)

3. the odds of you ever fukkin' her after first transforming yourself into the workplace stalker from hell and then morphing into a litigious "norma rae" type character are ZERO, ZERO, AND ZERO!!!!!!!!!!

[Bandit]

wow.......stalking..maybe/only/??

EBE seek help asap

[TwoWays]

Razz please dont share with anyone, thanks man. I trusted you pal.

I've never hated anyone on this site until now. You are the lowest of low. Among gamblers, stiffs are usually as bad as u can get. Yes, u are lower than a stiff.

[PAULYPOKER]

[gauchojake]

Shari sent it all PRO members of SBR Forum. Thanks Shari!

[gauchojake]

Just another PRO benefit. TwoWays, you need to reconsider this whole thing pal.

[sourtwist]

I'd still attempt a message on facebook though, regardless of income or whatever if you really like her.


Tell her you didn't have the potatoes to ask her when you worked with her but now that you don't you have grown a pair.

I don't know your personality so I have no idea how you would say this.....maybe say coconuts instead of potatoes.

Lol

[BrickJames]

Guys, Ebe sent me the pic of his boss.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Razzer, PM me the pic.

Thanks bud.

[Ebe]

I dont understand why you would post this.

[Ebe]

Guys, Ebe sent me the pic of his boss.

She is sexier than this. way sexier.