50 shades of donk!!!

Russian Rocket · 02-13-15, 08:40 AM

50 shades of donk!!!

classic!

boomer62 · 02-13-15, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Ah yes, it's Valentine's Eve and kink, uh... i mean, uh, "love" is in the air around the Donk household.....

Big plans for Ms. Donk..... "What, Dinner and then the Fifty Shades of Grey" premiere?" you ask.......

Fuk No, 50 shades of grey is mere child's play compared to the sexual roads Ms. Donk and I regularly travel..........

It'll be dinner and Shades 135 and 743 of Donk, with maybe a little Shade 221 sprinkled around the edges as bedroom garnish.......

So while the majority of the sbr degens are spankin'/jerkin' away watching Pornhub, here's a little taste of Ms. Donk, the treasure of a woman who I'll be indulging, and being indulged by, all fckin' weekend (enjoy this Limited Release of my better half to let your imaginations run wild of all the kinked up b.s. we'll be doing to each other on this weekend for luvahs!!!!):

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You got major problems pal! maybe one day you will grow up

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by Raonic

looks like a fatty angle to cover up the chunks.

i should blow your idiotic comment completely out of the water with a bird's eve veiw taken from above, with my arms fully extended above my head, aiming the camera down at her as I'm fully buried in her doggy-style...... it would show you the perfect hourglass figure and beautiful ass of Ms. Donk, and make you feel like an absolute fool for posting such inane jealousy-based drivel..........

my favorite aspect of said photo is the tiny pink-scrunch back panties Ms. Donk is wearing (pulled to the side a bit as I pound), which frame her ass so perfectly............ mmmm...... I'm getting aroused now!!!! I am very aroused!!!!!

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by boomer62

You got major problems pal! maybe one day you will grow up

you say that like it's a bad thing..........

grow up? nah, I'll stay young in mind, spirit and sex drive........

boomer62 · 02-13-15, 08:52 AM

How old are you? Btw, the misses will get tired of you because you my friend can't fulfill her real needs and desires but when you grow up one day , you will figure it out.

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 08:57 AM

lol........ clueless, boomer, truly clueless..... hopefully you'll figure it out someday, fish

Seaweed · 02-13-15, 09:16 AM

She looks like she has spring rolls

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

She looks like she has spring rolls

she looks like she's never been near, or would ever be found near, a stupid penetrate like this:

Booya711 · 02-13-15, 09:28 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

she looks like she's never been near, or would ever be found near, a stupid penetrate like this:

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Seaweed is a fukking retard donker

SBR needs a couple dumbfukks to post but they have seaweed lead the pack

Russian Rocket · 02-13-15, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

she looks like she's never been near, or would ever be found near, a stupid penetrate like this:

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boomer62 · 02-13-15, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

lol........ clueless, boomer, truly clueless..... hopefully you'll figure it out someday, fish

Nothing personal, but anyone who constantly posts about their sex life and what a stud you are, and even post a pic of the misses on a degenerate gambling forum has to be very immature,insecure and perhaps a sex addict. Who cares about your sex life. And BTW, sex is more then just physical it's all about the mind,body,and spirit........TANTRA
I'm sure ms. Donk would not be happy you posting her pic and talking about her on a gambling forum. Where is your RESPECT? And I am clueless??

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by boomer62

Nothing personal, but anyone who constantly posts about their sex life and what a stud you are, and even post a pic of the misses on a degenerate gambling forum has to be very immature,insecure and perhaps a sex addict. Who cares about your sex life. And BTW, sex is more then just physical it's all about the mind,body,and spirit........TANTRA
I'm sure ms. Donk would not be happy you posting her pic and talking about her on a gambling forum. Where is your RESPECT? And I am clueless??

S E X A D D I C T . . . . . . . . . you got me on that one, bud..... I'll cop to that........

AND, Ms. Donk, who displays at times a bit of an exhibitionist side, was perfectly ok with and authorized that "limited release," so while I know I'm a "sex addict," at least I have one bad-ass enabler who's married to me..........

and, dickweed, if you'd have read any of my prior posts about what makes truly good sex, and how the mind is indeed the most important sex organ, you'd have shut the fuk up a long time ago...... you are clueless...... I am a master!

edit: ps. the mere fact that you immediately, close-mindedly assumed that every woman would be "disrespected" by the limited edition posting i put up, shows you are unable to let your partner, assuming one exists, which is highly doubtful, express herself independently of your close-minded notions..... give your woman, when you get one, if ever, the freedom to express herself to you sexually, so that you can reap all the awesome sexual things from her mind, as opposed to limiting them based on your own insecurities and beliefs of what women should be doing or not doing......... (this edit came straight from the Mind of Donk; MRS. DONK.......)

step your game up............

boomer62 · 02-13-15, 10:44 AM

Ok that's cool. Way ahead of you pal. I know and understand that sex begins in the mind and I've become a pro at it myself. Love mental foreplay and teasing getting them all worked up and then wanting more, also know TANTRA. The difference between us is I just don't have to share my personal sexual life with this forum and bringing one's partners into it. I have boundaries and self respect and have no need to brag about myself.

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 10:45 AM

Hey, I'm out for the rest of the afternoon........ thanks, Boomer, getting Mrs. Donk involved in this got us to talking and her, and mine, juices to flowing.......... law office closed through the weekend as of right now, time to go enjoy my addiction...........

thanks, Boomer, I owe you one!

the rest of you, tear it up this weekend!!!! I know we will!

Out,
AD

boomer62 · 02-13-15, 10:54 AM

Good for you, Have FUN! I have a very similar partner. Totally and fully self expressed, awesome where 2 spirits ignite into one! Nothing beats using the imagination!

Booya711 · 02-13-15, 11:24 AM

That's why everyone is different...I like to have fun for the hour then replace with a new model

Auto Donk · 02-13-15, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by boomer62

Good for you, Have FUN! I have a very similar partner. Totally and fully self expressed, awesome where 2 spirits ignite into one! Nothing beats using the imagination!

Hey Boomer,

Finished off a bad ass late morning session, and a few quick margs over a late lunch....... Flowers delivered as we pulled into the house, perfect timing..... about to spend the rest of the afternoon getting adventurous.....

a great sexual mind was always at the top of my "must haves" in a woman.... whether based on reality or imagination, and/or fantasy turned reality, etc., the mind is where it all starts..... and that includes the portion of the mind invoked in spirituality.....

have a good Valentine's weekend..... I wont be kissing and telling on the rest of the day's/weekend's exploits...... Nope, not one word from me..... Mrs. Donk wants to write it up in her own words for all the degens to read...........

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

AD/Mrs. AD

Russian Rocket · 02-13-15, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Mrs. Donk wants to write it up in her own words for all the degens to read...........

Rocket wouldn't mind to get a little mention by Mrs. Donk

boomer62 · 02-13-15, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

Hey Boomer,

Finished off a bad ass late morning session, and a few quick margs over a late lunch....... Flowers delivered as we pulled into the house, perfect timing..... about to spend the rest of the afternoon getting adventurous.....

a great sexual mind was always at the top of my "must haves" in a woman.... whether based on reality or imagination, and/or fantasy turned reality, etc., the mind is where it all starts..... and that includes the portion of the mind invoked in spirituality.....

have a good Valentine's weekend..... I wont be kissing and telling on the rest of the day's/weekend's exploits...... Nope, not one word from me..... Mrs. Donk wants to write it up in her own words for all the degens to read...........

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

AD/Mrs. AD

Fuk yeah. I agree nothing better then a woman with intellect and a very devious mind! Keeps the passion flowing and spice thing up. I'm sure I would get along well with Mrs.Donk, btw, tell her I do have game. You kids stay out of trouble.