Many of you have seen photos of my exploits and "trophies" bagged in the bedroom, and acknowledge my credentials in judging/scoring/taggin' top flight poon......
So, after my wife was given a free subscription, the damn SI Swimsuit Issue showed up a day or two ago. Took the time to peruse it, and have to say a few of those "models" wouldn't come close to breaking into my top 10 of past conquests.....
So, without further ado, here are the top three (overall) of the lot of women SI has thrown our way in 2015:
Overall:
1. Irina Shayk p.186--I'd give it my left nut to have been on that beach with her; p.191-92--might as well throw in the right nut, too, leaving me a true nutless wonder
2. Solveig
3. Genevieve Morton
Hon. Mention: Covergirl Hanna Davis (some photos, she looked like a ten, a few others she just looked dumb.... and something's up with that mouth.... something other than the fact that it's not wrapped around my cocck)
Best ass (from the SI photos only)
1. Emily "Blurred Lines Let's Snort a Line" Ratajkowski (p. 191)
2. Irina Shayk (p. 192, p. 4)
unfortunately, most of the f'n photos showed no ass or very little ass, making this category hard to judge.... And for all you people complaining that this was porn, you obviously don't watch porn.... I could not bust a nut lookin' at this rag, I have no problem bustin' a nut to porn..... the lack of more "full ass" photos in the SI swimsuit issue is appalling.... tho i did find the naked photo with the swimsuit in a pile next to the model funny; Hustler actually drew up a cartoon with exactly that image when SI first started this shit decades ago, showing on half the cartoon the SI swimsuit issue, a chick in a bikini, and the other half of the carton showing the Hustler Swimsuit issue, a naked bitch spreading her legs with the swimsuit on the ground beside her..... SI was copying Huslter, sans the open gash angle.....
How the Fck Did this Bitch get into the SI issue award:
1. Ronda Rousey
The methhead waitresses at the local wingshack around the corner look better than this old ho..... (p. 181)
All in all, plenty of hott women, and yes, i'd tag em all, even the old ho
So, after my wife was given a free subscription, the damn SI Swimsuit Issue showed up a day or two ago. Took the time to peruse it, and have to say a few of those "models" wouldn't come close to breaking into my top 10 of past conquests.....
So, without further ado, here are the top three (overall) of the lot of women SI has thrown our way in 2015:
Overall:
1. Irina Shayk p.186--I'd give it my left nut to have been on that beach with her; p.191-92--might as well throw in the right nut, too, leaving me a true nutless wonder
2. Solveig
3. Genevieve Morton
Hon. Mention: Covergirl Hanna Davis (some photos, she looked like a ten, a few others she just looked dumb.... and something's up with that mouth.... something other than the fact that it's not wrapped around my cocck)
Best ass (from the SI photos only)
1. Emily "Blurred Lines Let's Snort a Line" Ratajkowski (p. 191)
2. Irina Shayk (p. 192, p. 4)
unfortunately, most of the f'n photos showed no ass or very little ass, making this category hard to judge.... And for all you people complaining that this was porn, you obviously don't watch porn.... I could not bust a nut lookin' at this rag, I have no problem bustin' a nut to porn..... the lack of more "full ass" photos in the SI swimsuit issue is appalling.... tho i did find the naked photo with the swimsuit in a pile next to the model funny; Hustler actually drew up a cartoon with exactly that image when SI first started this shit decades ago, showing on half the cartoon the SI swimsuit issue, a chick in a bikini, and the other half of the carton showing the Hustler Swimsuit issue, a naked bitch spreading her legs with the swimsuit on the ground beside her..... SI was copying Huslter, sans the open gash angle.....
How the Fck Did this Bitch get into the SI issue award:
1. Ronda Rousey
The methhead waitresses at the local wingshack around the corner look better than this old ho..... (p. 181)
All in all, plenty of hott women, and yes, i'd tag em all, even the old ho
