"hey comedy central, I got an idea... it will cost you $10 million."
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Fidel_CashFlow
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#4
you know what Kerms
the hardest thing bout all this is going to be watching everyone give him respect
after they roast him, like he is on the plateau the others who have been roasted before were.
They should plan it out to just roast him then pay zero homage after the fact.
Lets hope that a couple of the roasters really go for the throat
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chipper
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#5
He'll be brought to tears every time someone brings up Selena Gomez...
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Kermit
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#6
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
you know what Kerms
the hardest thing bout all this is going to be watching everyone give him respect
after they roast him, like he is on the plateau the others who have been roasted before were.
They should plan it out to just roast him then pay zero homage after the fact.
Lets hope that a couple of the roasters really go for the throat
Jeff Ross isn't going to give him any props.
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Killer_Demo
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#7
I hope he cries
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Ted Sheckler
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#8
I hope absolutely zero comedians, with a name, do the roast. I hope it's just his security guards and maybe hansen brothers and one direction.
I doubt any comedians respect him and hopefully they don't commit to doing it. The James Franco one was hands down one of the funnier ones since the great greg giraldo decided to OD
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Ted Sheckler
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#9
Even though you know the joke coming...Still cracks me up
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teaserpleaser
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#10
interested to see what becomes of him when he becomes a man could go either way but I think he'll make it like mark Wahlberg.
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mcdonae101
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#11
the stern roast were always good. Artie Lang and Lisa Lampanelli were hilarious
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brooks85
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#12
haha
lol the whites only and colored joke
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YorkHunt
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12-11-10
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#13
You would all die to be in this guys shoes. The money, the women.
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NrmlCurvSurfr
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#14
Originally posted by YorkHunt
You would all die to be in this guys shoes. The money, the women.
I have a little more respect for myself than that...I was at a party a couple years back, taking a piss and bieber walked in singing to himself messing with his hair in the mirror...I almost died laughing but I kept my composure...the host hired him to sing a few songs for his daughters birthday, it was quite a riot...he gets paid but I would easily sacrifice a little fame to continue being me...
That being said, I do think he's a clown but he's one hell of a clown, he owns it...
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Let's Go Rangers
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#15
Originally posted by brooks85
haha
lol the whites only and colored joke
That was a good one
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Kermit
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#16
Originally posted by YorkHunt
You would all die to be in this guys shoes. The money, the women.
And knowing that half of the world hates you? He can have it.
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jtoler
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#17
Dont understand why people dont like the kid, CC usually roasts has beens or people with much longer careers, seems weird they are doing a roast on Beiber. Hard to believe he agreed to this.
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Fidel_CashFlow
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#18
Originally posted by Kermit
Jeff Ross isn't going to give him any props.
Jeff Ross is the godfather of the roasts
Originally posted by jtoler
Dont understand why people dont like the kid, CC usually roasts has beens or people with much longer careers, seems weird they are doing a roast on Beiber. Hard to believe he agreed to this.
you really dont understand why ? Justin Bieber is a piece of shit, it has nothing to do with his music.
Its how he conducts himself daily, he even treats his fans like shit. Lying about showing up to free events
Spitting on fans, pissing in public places like restaurant's kitchen floor or into a mop bucket.
He has stolen shit, hes fukkin rich and still stole something.... many reason to not like Bieber.
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Kermit
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#19
Originally posted by jtoler
Dont understand why people dont like the kid, CC usually roasts has beens or people with much longer careers, seems weird they are doing a roast on Beiber. Hard to believe he agreed to this.
From what I read he didn't agree to it, he asked for it and wanted to do it.
I just watched a roast of James Franco. Franco is only 36 and about as hot a celeb can get right now.
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Kermit
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#20
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
Jeff Ross is the godfather of the roasts
you really dont understand why ? Justin Bieber is a piece of shit, it has nothing to do with his music.
Its how he conducts himself daily, he even treats his fans like shit. Lying about showing up to free events
Spitting on fans, pissing in public places like restaurant's kitchen floor or into a mop bucket.
He has stolen shit, hes fukkin rich and still stole something.... many reason to not like Bieber.
He ripped it up on the James Franco roast. He is almost always the funniest.
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grease lightnin
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10-01-12
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#21
One is roasted for exceptional lifetime achievement-type shit. This only works if it's called something like "Comedy Central's 'Let's bury this faggittt*-ass little punk bitch'"
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Fidel_CashFlow
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12-03-12
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#22
Originally posted by Kermit
He ripped it up on the James Franco roast. He is almost always the funniest.
Good to see Jeff Ross finally caught a break and got a show.Just something I find cool about him.
His delivery I guess, you have people (overrated) like Jimmy Fallen who are terrible at delivering a joke
Originally posted by Kermit
From what I read he didn't agree to it, he asked for it and wanted to do it.
I just watched a roast of James Franco. Franco is only 36 and about as hot a celeb can get right now.
James Franco is the most liked guy in Hollywood as well. Everyone loves the guy. I think hes the shit myself.
But the people who know him are other famous people, they all have good things to to say about emm
Plus Franco is the coolest guy in show business ... well outside of this fella below of course
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jtoler
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#23
Originally posted by Kermit
From what I read he didn't agree to it, he asked for it and wanted to do it.
I just watched a roast of James Franco. Franco is only 36 and about as hot a celeb can get right now.
I watched that roast last year, had never heard of him before that, not fond of gays maybe thats why.
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Kermit
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#24
Originally posted by jtoler
I watched that roast last year, had never heard of him before that, not fond of gays maybe thats why.
I am having a hard time believing that you have never heard of him. Christ, he's been in about about 100 movies. You never heard of him but think he's gay?
So in other words you have to be fond of gays to know who Franco is? Yeah, that makes sense.
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jtoler
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#25
Originally posted by Kermit
I am having a hard time believing that you have never heard of him. Christ, he's been in about about 100 movies. You never heard of him but think he's gay?
So in other words you have to be fond of gays to know who Franco is? Yeah, that makes sense.
Didnt say that. I havent seen any of the movies on that list, just not my cup of tea.
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Kermit
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#26
Originally posted by jtoler
Didnt say that. I havent seen any of the movies on that list, just not my cup of tea.
Fair enough. Just didn't get the whole "gay" thing. I've only seen about 10 movies that he was in. All 3 Spiderman movies, Pineapple Express, 127 hours, this is the End, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and a coupe others.