If you could bang one chick, who would you choose?

[IWANTMONEY]

I totally agree...back in the day when I was 19 and was still playing sports in Russia, I've met this girl at one of the sports camps, who won a World's Bronze Medal in modern pentathlon (pistol shooting, fencing, swimming, horse riding and running).
I know I was young and shit, but to this day I still can't forget those hips...hands down it was simply the best fukk of my life.

Well, what do you expect when she was doped up to the eyeballs with steroids.

[Russian Rocket]

Well, what do you expect when she was doped up to the eyeballs with steroids.

cool story ...and you know this how again?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I will now use keywords " horses" and "horse riding" in my online dating profile searches

[BChrisB]

A threesome with Audrey Hepburn and Betty Paige while they were in their prime.

[stevegreazy]

the mom from 19 kids and counting

[stevegreazy]

id have to shove a ham up in her and pull the bone one out first

[Auto Donk]

the mom from 19 kids and counting

wow.... i never thought to mention "octo-mom".

I'm assuming u mean the ho "WITH" 19 kids and counting, ie, has had, like 19-20 kids -- Nalia Suleman or something like that.....

hopefully she c-sectioned all those kids...... otherwise you can just climb into her vagina..... shit, you could use it as a sleeping bag to catch a little cat nap after you're done bangin' her........

and by "bangin' her," i mean literally running into and out of her vagina as fast as you can, like your doing one of those little relays we used to do in grade school..... you have to reach up and "tap" her clit each time you run back in, run to the rear wall, hit it so she feels "something", then run back out, etc. etc. etc......

[Russian Rocket]

wow.... i never thought to mention "octo-mom".

I'm assuming u mean the ho "WITH" 19 kids and counting, ie, has had, like 19-20 kids -- Nalia Suleman or something like that.....

hopefully she c-sectioned all those kids...... otherwise you can just climb into her vagina..... shit, you could use it as a sleeping bag to catch a little cat nap after you're done bangin' her........

and by "bangin' her," i mean literally running into and out of her vagina as fast as you can, like your doing one of those little relays we used to do in grade school..... you have to reach up and "tap" her clit each time you run back in, run to the rear wall, hit it so she feels "something", then run back out, etc. etc. etc......

dude have you seen those porno vids with her? Her vag is so fkn banged up, I mean it looks like a fkn goulash...plus I think she has a somewhat overdeveloped clit that resembles a small cawk

[Auto Donk]

dude have you seen those porno vids with her? Her vag is so fkn banged up, I mean it looks like a fkn goulash...plus I think she has a somewhat overdeveloped clit that resembles a small cawk

not surprised..... at all......

i knew she posed for some skin mag, has she gone the whole 9 yards now, and is making straight-up hard core porn vids?

[stevegreazy]

not surprised..... at all......

i knew she posed for some skin mag, has she gone the whole 9 yards now, and is making straight hard core porn vids?

how dare you judge her...
it might be soft core

[Auto Donk]

how dare you judge her...
it might be soft core

i'm not judging her.... i just want to know if it's worth five mins of my time to go take a peek... if it's softcore, i won't waste the time, but if she's gettin hammered full bore in some decent hard core porn, I would give it a quick look-see!

[Russian Rocket]

not surprised..... at all......

i knew she posed for some skin mag, has she gone the whole 9 yards now, and is making straight-up hard core porn vids?

I think she has only done a solo scenes...Chyna from WWE is the one who went straight to hardcore shit...now that chick's clit is about 10 inch long...scary looking shit...must be all the steroids that she's done over the years

[DiggityDaggityDo]

wow.... i never thought to mention "octo-mom".

I'm assuming u mean the ho "WITH" 19 kids and counting, ie, has had, like 19-20 kids -- Nalia Suleman or something like that.....

hopefully she c-sectioned all those kids...... otherwise you can just climb into her vagina..... shit, you could use it as a sleeping bag to catch a little cat nap after you're done bangin' her........

and by "bangin' her," i mean literally running into and out of her vagina as fast as you can, like your doing one of those little relays we used to do in grade school..... you have to reach up and "tap" her clit each time you run back in, run to the rear wall, hit it so she feels "something", then run back out, etc. etc. etc......

That sounds like WAY too much work.

[chaka]

I will now use keywords " horses" and "horse riding" in my online dating profile searches

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Leonardo dicaprios new wife in the wolf of wall street movie hands down

Any of Leonardo Dicaprios exes will do for me.

[Auto Donk]

you could train for a f'n marathon running around in that gash......

or climb the side walls, spelunk down......

rumor has it someone found a volkswagon inside her when she went to the e.r. thinkin she was in early labor.....

[IWANTMONEY]

cool story ...and you know this how again?

All Russian female athletes are doped up to the eyeballs with steroids. FACT

[Dan Kelly]

well, i've got good news for you....... you won't have to wait in line or compete with that "trainer-fckin'-fahgit" aaron, as he's definitely NOT laying the wood to her....... he prefers boys. When his cover was blown, and his various "beards" weren't covering his homo tracks good enough, he decided to grow one, as well.......

AD is probably right, shits been goin on forever..... and no one cares that Rodgers is gay (except a few disappointed gold diggers and your 19th century haters out there), BUT I HATE TO RUIN YOUR DAY DISTROYA (it ruined mine when I figured it out) that means that Olivia Munn prefers girls -> That's how it works, their agents get two for one when they set it up.

BOL

[Russian Rocket]

All Russian female athletes are doped up to the eyeballs with steroids. FACT

you haven't answered the question though...how do you know that they're doped?

[stevenash]

A threesome with Audrey Hepburn and Betty Paige while they were in their prime.

No love for Veronica Lake?

[stevenash]

All Russian female athletes are doped up to the eyeballs with steroids. FACT

F'n Russian babes are the hottest in the universe.

[Auto Donk]

you haven't answered the question though...how do you know that they're doped?

well, the east german "womens'" swim team had bigger balls than i do, and mine are pretty damn big!

all kidding aside, i think several doctors, trainers, coaches have admitted to the use of quite a few performance enhancing drugs during the late 70's-80's.........

that, and they were known to neigh when the jumped into the pool, and some started to grow manes and hooves.........

[Russian Rocket]

well, the east german "womens'" swim team had bigger balls than i do, and mine are pretty damn big!

all kidding aside, i think several doctors, trainers, coaches have admitted to the use of quite a few performance enhancing drugs during the late 70's-80's.........

that, and they were known to neigh when the jumped into the pool, and some started to grow manes and hooves.........

back in the day everyone was doing everything...hell, even nowadays look what's happening in every fkn sport...no need to go far- just look at fkn Lance

[packerd_00]

You like the older actressses Donk,what about the girl that played Pussy Galore on the film Gold Finger. She was tasty,back in her day

[teaserpleaser]

wow.... i never thought to mention "octo-mom".

I'm assuming u mean the ho "WITH" 19 kids and counting, ie, has had, like 19-20 kids -- Nalia Suleman or something like that.....

hopefully she c-sectioned all those kids...... otherwise you can just climb into her vagina..... shit, you could use it as a sleeping bag to catch a little cat nap after you're done bangin' her........

and by "bangin' her," i mean literally running into and out of her vagina as fast as you can, like your doing one of those little relays we used to do in grade school..... you have to reach up and "tap" her clit each time you run back in, run to the rear wall, hit it so she feels "something", then run back out, etc. etc. etc......

for real man .....every dude that hasn't banged a mother that gave natural birth is probably laughing at this ....akward all around for both sides. that ugly c section scar can be dealt with that natural birth shit is for the birds.

[Auto Donk]

nah..... that's all in jest........ those snappers snap right back.....

i've even fisted many a babe, and immediately after doing so the vag feels even better..... whether it be from swelling of the interior walls from the fist-pounding action, or just that she came so much that now everything is even lubed up better, bottom line is it feels awesome, and is the farthest thing from "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" that you could imagine........

been with several natural child birth mom's, didn't have any that were cavernous...... felt quite alright......... (but, admittedly, when i picked off a few early twenty-somethings after my divorce, those did seem even tighter than the parade of milf's i was boppin along side of them)..........

[Auto Donk]

AD is probably right, shits been goin on forever..... and no one cares that Rodgers is gay (except a few disappointed gold diggers and your 19th century haters out there), BUT I HATE TO RUIN YOUR DAY DISTROYA (it ruined mine when I figured it out) that means that Olivia Munn prefers girls -> That's how it works, their agents get two for one when they set it up.

BOL

very true, tho another element of society is somewhat disappointed he won't just come out of the closet already, that being these flaming gay rights activists that contend it will really help their cause when the hi-profile closeted homos come out.........

I just wish rodgers hadn't "hushed" his former trainer/lover to keep the lid on it -- that would have been great theatre.....

Some surmised that rodgers would come out if he won the SuperBowl and was named MVP -- thus proving that a twink can be at the top of the pile in a heavily testosterone dominated league.... Seahawks deprived us of that headline story.......

[Dan Kelly]

Yea, you're right AD - I forgot about the tabloid politics, it would be huge.

BOL

[teaserpleaser]

nah..... that's all in jest........ those snappers snap right back.....

i've even fisted many a babe, and immediately after doing so the vag feels even better..... whether it be from swelling of the interior walls from the fist-pounding action, or just that she came so much that now everything is even lubed up better, bottom line is it feels awesome, and is the farthest thing from "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" that you could imagine........

been with several natural child birth mom's, didn't have any that were cavernous...... felt quite alright......... (but, admittedly, when i picked off a few early twenty-somethings after my divorce, those did seem even tighter than the parade of milf's i was boppin along side of them)..........

I ran into one that didn't bounce back that or she was also fukkin SHAQ ....hellllllllllloooooo annnnnyyyyyboddddy in There? There? There? ther ...ther.... echo fading out....

[Auto Donk]

haha..... that does remind me of one milf that my cousin nailed....... he was taggin away, and her pussy was so big it was qweefing up a storm with every pump....... literally fart noises every thrust....... she said to him, "Listen, baby, it's talkin' to ya....." He was drunk, didn't give a fck, and said to her "Tell it to shut up!"

we still call that girl "Flappin' Gash" to this day

[Ratpack]

jessica lucas all day every day the hottest chick on the planet

[TheLock]

KATE UPTON of course

Have you seen how flat and square that a s s is?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

haha..... that does remind me of one milf that my cousin nailed....... he was taggin away, and her pussy was so big it was qweefing up a storm with every pump....... literally fart noises every thrust....... she said to him, "Listen, baby, it's talkin' to ya....." He was drunk, didn't give a fck, and said to her "Tell it to shut up!"

we still call that girl "Flappin' Gash" to this day

Donker has the best sex stories.

He's done it all.

[Auto Donk]

Donker has the best sex stories.

He's done it all.

I'm embarrassed to tell you that ol flappin' gash was only HALF the story........ I was in the other room with a hottie now known as "Robin Box".............

and robin box is still a term in use to this day by everyone who's ever heard my sordid half of the story.........

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm embarrassed to tell you that ol flappin' gash was only HALF the story........ I was in the other room with a hottie now known as "Robin Box".............

and robin box is still a term in use to this day by everyone who's ever heard my sordid half of the story.........

Did her pussy chirp like a robin?

That would be somethin.