An Open Invitation to Fight Anyone at SBR

[Dead Money]

He must be related to JJ Gold

[grease lightnin]

Living in Seattle makes one soft. Too many coffee sissies and gender benders. Hell, in Seattle, even parents encourage their toddler children to choose the gender of their liking. I think kraken is making up the story about drunk ruffians and heroin addicts. I don't buy it.

[Let's Go Rangers]

oh wow, you sound really tough. Not sure I want to fight you

youre broke ass couldn't afford a plane ticket to Seattle much less a ticket + $1,000.

Do yourself a favor and get back in school and finish your HS degree. When you turn 18, hit me up and we can spar a few rounds, chief

1st challanger
1st puss out by Kraken

Typical liberal

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

LGR i figure a man as old as you has things in order for when he passes

[Dollars2Donuts]

I am thinking about taking you up on this Kraken. After yesterday's terrible loss (I had the Packers ML to win $3000) I think I need my ass kicked. I could have hedged for a measly $200 in the 4th quarter). I would also like to take my frustration out on something.

I am in Vancouver and get down to Seattle pretty regularly....now, I will probably get my ass kicked so I will need something to even out the odds a little.

Lets to get your stats and your fighting history straight so I know what I am dealing with. Also, how long do I have to train? I need to know that we will both sign waivers....as I am coming to the States I need to know that my right to travel won't be a problem in the future.

I also need to know that we will 100% post the video to SBR. I would prefer a real videographer do it, and we can get it done up with some real production value.

Thoughts?

[winz]

moron thread.. this is why 90% of sbr posters make no money..go back to aol.

[stevenash]

Talked to the gym owner today and told him there are some real weasels and bozos here and asked if Icould use the gym to fight some of you clowns

He said he did t care but we have to wear gloves, but they can be mma gloves.

He even said that he'll film it

It will cost you &15 for a day pass to the gym

If you're a republican, I'll cover the cost and let you wear head gear

And what is this going to solve or resolve?
I was a wrestler, I have a short reach, I can not outbox you, but I know about 20 different ways to take you down from my 4 years of HS and 2 years of college free style wrestling.
Having said all that, I have no need to hurt you, or anybody else for no reason other than for the sport of it or to feed somebody's e-ego, so I'll pass.
Oh, just for the record, I don't know you, so I can not say I can or can not kick your ass, but I can say this much with 100 percent certainty, if you did fight me, and if you did win, you would be feeling the effects of the fight for at least 3 days after.

[The Kraken]

I am thinking about taking you up on this Kraken. After yesterday's terrible loss (I had the Packers ML to win $3000) I think I need my ass kicked. I could have hedged for a measly $200 in the 4th quarter). I would also like to take my frustration out on something.

I am in Vancouver and get down to Seattle pretty regularly....now, I will probably get my ass kicked so I will need something to even out the odds a little.

Lets to get your stats and your fighting history straight so I know what I am dealing with. Also, how long do I have to train? I need to know that we will both sign waivers....as I am coming to the States I need to know that my right to travel won't be a problem in the future.

I also need to know that we will 100% post the video to SBR. I would prefer a real videographer do it, and we can get it done up with some real production value.

Thoughts?

My professional fight record is unblemished at 0-0-0


My street fight record is probably something like 5-5-2


I'm 5'11" and currently weight 200# but probably should weigh 180#, I am mostly soft now. I am not an intimidating figure by any means.


You don't have to train at all or you can train as long as you'd like. I'm not great at anything. I've trained Muay Thai and BJJ in the past, wrestled in HS and now do boxing but I am not a "natural" as many like to say.


I'd say if you came to Seattle tomorrow and we got in a ring and did boxing only, there's a 50/50 chance you win. If you decided you wanted more of an MMA match, I'd probably stand a bit better chance of winning because most of my time has been spent in wrestling and BJJ. So I'd probably be a 60/40 fav.


Either way, you can see you wouldn't be a big underdog, I can promise you that.


I know a guy that could film it and he's the real deal.


Maybe SBR could put up odds in the SBR Book. We could do quick videos showing us with our stats and a few boxing punches then SBRLOU could hang a line and let the degens bet on it


LETS GET IT DONE D2D and SBR!!!!!

[The Kraken]

And what is this going to solve or resolve?
I was a wrestler, I have a short reach, I can not outbox you, but I know about 20 different ways to take you down from my 4 years of HS and 2 years of college free style wrestling.
Having said all that, I have no need to hurt you, or anybody else for no reason other than for the sport of it or to feed somebody's e-ego, so I'll pass.
Oh, just for the record, I don't know you, so I can not say I can or can not kick your ass, but I can say this much with 100 percent certainty, if you did fight me, and if you did win, you would be feeling the effects of the fight for at least 3 days after.

See Steve, this isn't for real. I'm not trying to hurt anyone nor get hurt. That's why this open invitation is in a gym with gloves on and not in an alley way in downtown seattle with broken bottles and baseball bats.

But it could be fun. Get in the ring and throw haymakers at LGR or throw body hooks at BigDaddy for a few rounds

The only thing mandatory is if you are a republican, you have to be checked for guns and knives at the door.

And I get to pick the music. Probably rap

[stevenash]

Probably rap

Beastie Boys?
House of Pain?
Eminem?
Sage Francis?
Slug Atmosphere?

[Kermit]

[swordsandtequila]

Can see where this is heading...

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[Russian Rocket]

Can see where this is heading...

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[Kermit]

[The Kraken]

D2D beware

This is probably the closest thing to my style. Deception, power and footwork are all part of my game

[rkelly110]

5' 9" 194. 10-0 bar fights, 20-0-2 arm wrestling, 0-6 wrestling. Never tried boxing with gloves.

I'm on the east coast, would be fun though.

[stevenash]

5' 9" 194. 10-0 bar fights, 20-0-2 arm wrestling, 0-6 wrestling. Never tried boxing with gloves.

I'm on the east coast, would be fun though.

Where on the east coast?
I'm 0-0 in bar fights, would have been 1-0, but my buddy Scott intercepted my roundhouse right.
Guy at the Seagrape in Fairfield Ct. gooses my wifes ass (she was my fiance at that time), the dude was loaded to the beejessus, any-hoo I was beyond pissed, I loaded up for a roundhouse haymaker, I guess I telegraphed it too much, too much of a windup, Scottie hooked my right arm with his arm, stopped the punch,

[The Kraken]

5' 9" 194. 10-0 bar fights, 20-0-2 arm wrestling, 0-6 wrestling. Never tried boxing with gloves.

I'm on the east coast, would be fun though.

So two things

1.) You're not an R, so you have to pay your own daily admission fee
2.) You have to wear the giant clown gloves and I get to wear the giant clown head gear. I think you've exceeded the novice/amateur level and I'd like to keep the few brain cells I have left

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Can see where this is heading...

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So fukkin good S& T

[rkelly110]

Central PA. Drunken ass holes, from fighting over a quarter on the pool table, to guys trying to pick up my woman.
I never throw the 1st punch, but finish it.

Most recent was last year. Guy mad at his woman was beating up on my brother. My sister stepped in and got
head butted before I got there. I put him down. Had to be dragged off that mofo.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Kraken what if our reach is boarder-line Jon Jones level.

[The Kraken]

I'd still fight you, just expect to get taken down early.

If you want to box only, expect a lot of in-fighting and dirty boxing, probably even a few low blows

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

I'd still fight you, just expect to get taken down early.

If you want to box only, expect a lot of in-fighting and dirty boxing, probably even a few low blows

Kraken you seem like a heel.

[stevenash]

Central PA. Drunken ass holes, from fighting over a quarter on the pool table, to guys trying to pick up my woman.
I never throw the 1st punch, but finish it.

Most recent was last year. Guy mad at his woman was beating up on my brother. My sister stepped in and got
head butted before I got there. I put him down. Had to be dragged off that mofo.

Yeah, the only thing I will fight over is my wife, my puppy dogs, and my immediate family.
Not worth fighting over anything less.

My property?
You break into my home, shoot you dead if I don't know you.
I'm licensed, have to be in this silly state, they make you jump through hoops too just to get a permit.

Anyway, my wife has the gun, I like to drink, so she said the only way I can have a gun in the home is if she keeps it locked by her night stand.

But I really don't like fighting or violence, will resort to it in a heartbeat if push came to shove.

[rkelly110]

Got in one fight by the door as the wife and I were leaving. The guy popped me up side the head. Didn't hurt.
I tried to get him out the door and he got me right in the nose. I fell back. Looked up and the wife was on his back
beating his ass. I pushed her aside and proceeded to mess him up.

Another time as I was breaking up a fight and some guy was arguing with my wife about something and whipped
his dick out at her. She told me after I was done with the other guy. I went up to the guy and punched him square
in the mouth. I was dragged out of the bar. Someone made the mistake of opening the door and I got back in.
I went and fukked that dude up. Cops came and I had to go to the station. Had to pay $230 for knocking his partial
out that he couldn't find.

It sounds like a red neck bar, but it was a laid back club, though an after hours club.

[daneblazer]

Worked as a bouncer many moons ago. Broken up plenty of fights. Suit me just fine to never fight again.

Only thing that matters here is your e-fight record

[sourtwist]

5' 9" 194. 10-0 bar fights, 20-0-2 arm wrestling, 0-6 wrestling. Never tried boxing with gloves.

I'm on the east coast, would be fun though.

Lets do it. Same height little heavier. Im in ny

[paw]

I wished you Lived in Vegas.

I would beat You Up for Free.......................

Paw

[The Kraken]

I'll be in Vegas soon

You got a gym

-krak

[Kermit]

When I knock people out or choke them out, I like to whip out my schlong and take a picture of it in front of their unconscious face. It's like my Fatality move.

[Russian Rocket]

fellas I'm officially out of popcorn for tonight




...but please continue

[Isaiah]

[frostno98]

So, this guy trained a few times at an MMA gym now he thinks he's a world beater, haha. You will probably beat most dudes @sses here if they never trained before, I'm suspecting most dude's here are just a bunch of street brawlers, and will be dead tired in a minute. You just need to easily block a few of their haymakers, and then go for the kill once they tired out.

[packerd_00]

My professional fight record is unblemished at 0-0-0


My street fight record is probably something like 5-5-2


I'm 5'11" and currently weight 200# but probably should weigh 180#, I am mostly soft now. I am not an intimidating figure by any means.


You don't have to train at all or you can train as long as you'd like. I'm not great at anything. I've trained Muay Thai and BJJ in the past, wrestled in HS and now do boxing but I am not a "natural" as many like to say.


I'd say if you came to Seattle tomorrow and we got in a ring and did boxing only, there's a 50/50 chance you win. If you decided you wanted more of an MMA match, I'd probably stand a bit better chance of winning because most of my time has been spent in wrestling and BJJ. So I'd probably be a 60/40 fav.


Either way, you can see you wouldn't be a big underdog, I can promise you that.


I know a guy that could film it and he's the real deal.


Maybe SBR could put up odds in the SBR Book. We could do quick videos showing us with our stats and a few boxing punches then SBRLOU could hang a line and let the degens bet on it


LETS GET IT DONE D2D and SBR!!!!!

That sounds like it could be a cool venture actually.

[Dollars2Donuts]

I am 6'1 and 220, wrestled in high school, but that was a looooong time ago. I would have to get by on my smarts because I am probably slow as shit.

I am 1-0 in fights in the last 15 years. Some punk tried to kick me out of his pad about 8 years ago when we were partying.....a bunch of people pulled me off of him, and if they hadn't of I would probably still be in jail. It was actually ugly....but in my books it was his fault....he pushed me first.



I am thinking spring time.....I know that's a long way off.....but I gotta get into shape,,,,I can use this as motivation.

I am going to think on it.