Dude got his junk chopped off twice

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  • actiondan
    SBR MVP
    • 10-16-10
    • 3452

    #1
    Dude got his junk chopped off twice
    A man lost more than he bargained for, twice.

    Fan Lung, 32, used his wife's cellphone to send a steamy email to his 21-year-old mistress, Central European News reports. When his 30-year-old wife found out, she plotted revenge.

    The news report says Lung's wife waited for the father of five children to fall asleep. When he did, she cut off her husband's penis with a pair of scissors.

    Lung was rushed to the hospital where doctors were able to reattach the organ.

    But Lung's wife allegedly wasn't done. The UK Mirror says she sneaked into Lung's hospital room to finish the job, cutting her husband's penis off a second time. She then threw it out the window.

    Staff at the hospital became aware of the second attack when Lung chased his wife outside.

    "The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital," a hospital spokesman told the UK Mirror. "He was stopped and the woman was taken in for treatment, and then we discovered she had chopped his penis off again."

    Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.

    Lung's mistress, identified as Zhang Hung, then arrived at the hospital and told the press she still wants to marry Lung.

    "It doesn't matter that he's lost his fertility," Hung told the New York Daily News. "He has five children already."

    Lung remains hospitalized. His wife is now in jail on charges of causing grievous bodily harm.
  • TwoWays
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-10
    • 13145

    #2
    That's wrong on so many levels
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    • Jimmy McNulty
      SBR Rookie
      • 01-15-15
      • 6

      #3
      Originally posted by actiondan
      Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.
      Been there
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      • packerd_00
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-22-13
        • 17811

        #4
        Hey dude my cousins name is Jimmy McNulty.
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        • Kermit
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 09-27-10
          • 32555

          #5
          Hate when that happens.
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          • Jimmy McNulty
            SBR Rookie
            • 01-15-15
            • 6

            #6
            There's a lot of us between DC and Boston.
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            • packerd_00
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-22-13
              • 17811

              #7
              Originally posted by Jimmy McNulty
              There's a lot of us between DC and Boston.
              I heard there alot of Irish up in Boston,never been myself.
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              • chipper
                SBR MVP
                • 01-07-10
                • 1994

                #8
                Out the hospital window? That's brilliant!!
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                • Killer_Demo
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-15-08
                  • 8409

                  #9
                  Originally posted by actiondan


                  Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.
                  A squirrel took it
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                  • brainfreeze
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-13-14
                    • 5689

                    #10
                    Terrible, I pray for the woman that did it, she has a lot of anger in her heart from betrayal of their marriage...
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                    • Slanina
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-21-09
                      • 3827

                      #11
                      If you're going to cheat, don't pump out kids like they're accessories. Got enough single parent families in this world.
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                      • manny24
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-22-07
                        • 20046

                        #12
                        is that your husbands caulk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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                        • teaserpleaser
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 08-14-08
                          • 26015

                          #13
                          all the chicks laughing about this on social media .... need to make an example of this crazy oyster or there will be more of this bobbit style nonsense.
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                          • packerd_00
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-22-13
                            • 17811

                            #14
                            Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                            all the chicks laughing about this on social media .... need to make an example of this crazy oyster or there will be more of this bobbit style nonsense.
                            Chicks are so hypocritical.
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                            • Big Bear
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-01-11
                              • 43253

                              #15
                              Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                              all the chicks laughing about this on social media .... need to make an example of this crazy oyster or there will be more of this bobbit style nonsense.
                              its amazing how many crazy women there are in the world.
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                              • itchypickle
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-05-09
                                • 21452

                                #16
                                Asians....bet he called 911 and when they asked for his name he kept saying Sumting Wong...Sumting Wong....but the dispatcher kept saying calm down and tell us.
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                                • Big Bear
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 11-01-11
                                  • 43253

                                  #17
                                  he was asian?

                                  damn i am surprised she could even find his dikk to cut it off in the first place!
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                                  • SharkAA
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-10-13
                                    • 2005

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Big Bear
                                    its amazing how many crazy women there are in the world.
                                    Until they step in the elevator.
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                                    • marcoloco
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-05-10
                                      • 3986

                                      #19
                                      ^^
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by actiondan
                                        Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.


                                        "It doesn't matter that he's lost his fertility," Hung told the New York Daily News
                                        two comments: first, no "stray animal" took it......... second to the saying "its like trying to find a needle in a haystack" is "it's like trying to find a tiny asian 'rice dick' on a hospital lawn"

                                        second, yah, his mistress still want's to marry him..... now they can get off by rubbin their "clits" together......
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Killer_Demo
                                          A squirrel took it
                                          no, the squirrell took his severed "nuts"
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