Serious Question - Is anyone here a Model or Actor?

[Big Bear]

Okay so i realize trolls may come in and redicule me for this thread.

But hopefully i get a few helpful responses...

aight so i have a friend who is ripped as fukk and he used to do steroids.

anyway he also hooks me up with bud and we got to talking and he recommended a concoction of about 7 different vitamins and supplements a day as well as a pre work out pill... he says he has quit using steroids and now he only takes these legal pills and they work just as well as steroids....not sure how safe they are but he said if i started taking them and worked out hard then i could get the same results big muscles, 8-pack abbs etc...

anyway i'm not saying that i think i am a good looking dude or anything like that but
my question is if i get ripped would i be able to get a job modeling? Like dont some of those people just want a dude with a nice body they dont really care what the face looks like?

I also thought about going to acting school
i say this bc models make really good money and it would be an easy way to get extra gambling money and i dont have any special talents so i figure why not try to get in shape and make money that way

anyway just curious how hard it is to get work in this field if any of yall do it??

i took my girlfriend to an audtion for modeling and she didnt make it ... maybe bc she only 5 foot 2 instead they tried to get her to take a $800 class that would prepare her to do it but she was like fukk that shit

[dfish]

[scumbag]

Yep, dey pay me a grip to be in dem big and tall magazines.

the class is obv a scam.

and you're a nitwit who makes shitty threads and has zero shot at being a 'model' even if you took a bunch of fcking roids to get 'ripped'.

sorry for being an asshole, but really, smarten up.

[scumbag]

It's funny, whatever nitwit is dating you is clearly smarter than you.

you were probably like, "it's less than a dime, and they'll teach you how to be a model."

such a sucker bro. In fact, you're so stupid, and ugly. You claim to be dating some 5' 2" non retard who must be pretty hot, and know it. This is a lie, she can't exist. Youre just too fcking dumb. you must have some 12" rooster, but that can't be, or the thread would say 'I've got a 12" rooster, I'm a dumb fck who gets hot chicks, think I should do porn?'


So I'd lay money on there being no woman, and you just being some strange creep who makes stupid threads and is likely on a jjgold like celibacy streak.

[The Kraken]

I'm sorry Bear but what the fukk is it you're trying to figure out?

[sourtwist]

Fukkin best responses ive seen in a while

[The Giant]

Hi, Bear.

I'm actually an international nude model. I've been doing it about five years, and I'm completely clean. The only downside is the constant travel. I'm in France right now, doing a shoot over Christmas and will miss my family. The money is great, but some of the sexual harassment I deal with gets a little tedious. From both guys and women. Being treated like a piece of meat takes its toll.

Let me know if you have any questions.

[Auto Donk]

no, but i play one on t.v.

[In The Money]

Yes if you do that you will get either of the jobs you're looking for. I'm not and have never been an actor or model, but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night.

[Swinging Johnson]

Hi, Bear.

I'm actually an international nude model. I've been doing it about five years, and I'm completely clean. The only downside is the constant travel. I'm in France right now, doing a shoot over Christmas and will miss my family. The money is great, but some of the sexual harassment I deal with gets a little tedious. From both guys and women. Being treated like a piece of meat takes its toll.

Let me know if you have any questions.

I'd give just about anything to see you in clothes.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bear, how about gay porn movies?

The pay is good if you do a lot of movies.

[gauchojake]

Bare, not to redicule you for your rediculous thread, but your a moran

[Auto Donk]

Bear, how about gay porn movies?

The pay is good if you do a lot of movies.

well, he has the name right, ie "bear", so if he's really hairy and fat and likes bangin' young hairy fat guys (known as "cubs"), Im sure he'll make $20.00 per scene like the rest of the gay porn industry......

[KVB]

Bear...stick to dentistry?!@#?

[Auto Donk]

Bear...stick to dentistry?!@#?

yah, if you're a dentist, stick with sticking little picks and dental tools into mouths; you go the "bear porn" route, you'll be sticking all kinds of things, unmentionable on X-mas Eve, into mouths -- and other orifices for that matter -- of the people you are interacting with to make a buck......

[KVB]

There's the Donk we all know and love!

[ttrace35]

Mma Chicka could easily be a model if she wanted.

[Da Manster!]

What?!...You couldn't get any more gigs after that cameo appearance on the Incredible Hulk?!

[warbux]

Being ripped or in shape is just a small part bear man.

If you can check these off your list your pretty much good

Tall
Strong Jawline
Hair

[CountNo_Account]

And Strike Three...

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Bear you are like Kramer. Every week it's a new zaney scheme.

I'm really excited to hear what you come up with next. How to ever considered doing some eccentric remodeling of your living space?

Magnetic furniture that levitates?

[TDKJET1717]

my ex gf's cousin has his in show that gets aired in china....hes a white gay dude

[MickeyMan]

Bear I can't believe your gf is that short you must tear dat puszy up