Just curious...i'll share mine but i wanted to see if anyone has some of these in common before i share mine.
interesting topic i think
interesting topic i think
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Refusing anal.Comment -
haha... there is no such thing..... any feigned "refusual" is really saying "YES!!" to her anal rape fantasy..... next time you hear no, PLOW AHEAD BACKDOOR...... she'll love you for not being such a pussy and fulfilling her fantasy!Originally posted by Itsamazing777
now, for the original question, the answer is "listening to some hottie yap on and on about what great blow jobs she gives, only to have her gnaw on your crank til it damn near bleeds..... and then, when you finally get your mental set into the pain/pleasure thing and do manage to bust a nut, she misses half of it, then spits the other half in the sink..............Comment -
Annoying voice, won't shut up, too much info, rotted teeth, bad breath, BO, too many tats, PO (puss odor), bad hair,
excessive alcohol/ drug use and just plain 'ol ugly.Comment -
Big Bear and SeaWeed - fukking cancers to SBR...Comment -
jeezus f'n h christ, rkelly......... if you have ever been in the vicinity of a bitch with "rotted teeth," you need to screen your candidates better.... ask for a photo online of em smiling...... no teeth, no date!!!! and, don't knock out a bitch on the grounds of excessive drug use until u tried it......... if she's excessively mollied or g'd, she'll do things no ordinary bitch would ever come close to, or things that she would never come close to doin' but for trippin' balls.....Originally posted by rkelly110Comment -
Starts listing things the "wont do"Comment -
Originally posted by Auto Donk
Neighborhood girl back when my balls were bursting (15), we were messing around. She had horses teeth
that were starting to rot. She asked why I wouldn't kiss her. Duh!Comment -
Girls that smoke!...
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Annoying voice and stinky couchy. Even hot ones could have a stink couchy.Comment -
Tattoos and being too skinny/malnourished.Comment -
Stinky gash rocks!...Originally posted by robmpink
....clears up your sinuses and puts hair on your chest!...
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Originally posted by rkelly110
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I prefer not to play a game of stinky fingers.Originally posted by Da Manster!Stinky gash rocks!.......clears up your sinuses and puts hair on your chest!...Comment -
That's why you're Da Manster!Originally posted by Da Manster!Stinky gash rocks!.......clears up your sinuses and puts hair on your chest!...
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Once dated a beautiful girl back in college but after she fell asleep one night and started to snore like a sailor she just had to be kicked to the curb. To this day not being able to sleep because there is a snorer in the room is one of my biggest pet peeves.Comment -
Having a tatt on a tit. That's the most ghetto place for a tatt.Comment -
cheers, bro!...Originally posted by rkelly110That's why you're Da Manster!
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aw man, even the ones where it's a serpent coming from around her back or shoulder, with it's mouth open about to put fangs into the nipple????? shit!Originally posted by TheMoneyShotComment -
they stink and dont wash there hairComment -
yeah i hate that too . Some put baby powder on their hair instead of washing it i heardOriginally posted by warbuxComment -
they put baby powder on their stinky gash, Bear!...Originally posted by Big Bear
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I always hate it when you sleep with a girl for the 1st time and you find out that she isn't a post-op tranny but an actual female.... I'm always like, "Get a smaller adam's apple you tease!"Comment -
Long toesComment -
what is a gash ?Originally posted by Da Manster!they put baby powder on their stinky gash, Bear!...
i dont know this slang termComment -
Fat. I'm just not into it.
I like Crossfit thickComment -
Bear, gash is the cooter.Originally posted by Big BearComment -
is "vent" any better? I always thought "snatch" was particularly vile and disgusting.......Originally posted by Big BearComment -
Spelling worse than a 1st graderWhat is your biggest Pet Peave
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another pet peeve, now that we're somewhat back on topic, is when your little sweetie decides, after giving you a damn good hummer, to be a little mischievous and proceeds to try and "snowball" you with a big sloppy french kiss while millions of your dying offspring are still in her mouth........
granted, some "men" -- ol Bobby Waves immediately comes to mind -- needed the thought of and anticipation for that trusty snowball at the end of the session to actually be able to perform sexually with a woman.....Comment -
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OP coming out of the closet, hes just needs some help.
Here "big bear" - Women have the ability to know when you are fukking someone else...Comment -
Here is a real quick joke for you, Bear...Originally posted by Big Bear
A blonde and a black woman are in a airplane that is about to crash....Immediately, the black woman pulls down her pants and removes her panties and then spreads her legs...the blonde looks at her and asks..."Why did you do that?"...the black lady replies..."Damn girl!..Don't you know anything?!...The first thing they always look for is the black box!"Comment -
Originally posted by Auto Donk
ahahaha grossComment -
huh i am confused by this post... both sentencesOriginally posted by cashin81Comment
