Has Anyone Ever Tried Phone Sex?

[Seaweed]

Is it worth it?

[boeing power]

Yes but I need to find a softer phone.

[Seaweed]

Yes but I need to find a softer phone.

What

[ArchieBunker]

No broads in Toronto

[Let's Go Rangers]

No broads in Toronto

Broad street bullies in Toronto tonight

[Let's Go Rangers]

Seaweed....
also great seeing Columbo back.


While you are still a legend here, the days of Columbo and Inspector Gadget avatars over at covers remain some of your best days too

[konck]

Is it worth it?

Call the Giant you flame enjoy yourself

[downsouth]

Yes but generally more enjoyable if you push two phone together and covery them in lube

[grease lightnin]

I called a 900 number once when I was like 12...the lady asked me how old I was, I said "21" she said "what's your date of birth?" .......dial tone.

[no1here]

no but vacuum works pretty good

[Auto Donk]

Yes but generally more enjoyable if you push two phone together and covery them in lube

like ms. jack burns of Focker fame, I had no idea you could titty-fck a phone!

[Auto Donk]

and as long as seaweed is exploring his sexual boundaries, let me advise him that if he really wants to have a fun experience, he should get a 1. funnel, 2. some quick-drying cement mix, and 3. a ping pong ball.

some local homos tried that, yes, one mixed and poured the cement mix up his lovers bunghole through a funnel inserted into the receiver's ass (according to the E.R. doctors, the receiving mo said he "really wanted to be filled up" -- what? no gay bbc was available???). Well, things went very well for the ecstatic couple right up until the Quickcrete dried before the receiver could blow it out his backside.... and thus the trip to the E.R. Well, doctors essentially had to play the role of street maintenance guy and "jackhammer" the concrete out of his ass......

The ping pong ball and its purpose, you ask? Well, let's just put it this way, 1/2 way through the E.R. road reconstruction process (dirt road to cement road back to ordinary "dirt road"), the E.R. docs were surprised to find, encased in the concrete, a ping pong ball. The ball was one of many that had previously been inserted into the receiver's "manhole" as he referred to it. It was not part of the original concreting plan, but apparently was left inside earlier during the day, when the inserter lost count of how many ping pong balls he'd stuck up his lover's ass.

Merry Christmas, Seaweed! Have fun on your way to Home Depot and The Sports Authority later today!

Seasons Greetings,

The Donk

ps.... for anyone thinking I made this shit up, here's an actual x-ray of Lover No. 2'a ass pre-concreted dirt road reconstruction:



still in doubt? google "ping pong ball concrete"

[captrobey]

I was so good at it i used to Call Collect.

[Auto Donk]

I called a 900 number once when I was like 12...the lady asked me how old I was, I said "21" she said "what's your date of birth?" .......dial tone.

wow, you came that quick? just from hearing a woman's voice asking you for your phone number?!?! f'n awesome! Oh to be 12 again........

[Big Bear]

ultimately its still considering whacking off no?