So JJ failed at baccarat...... fck.... If he'd only learned to play the game, edge sort, or even watch the same video Chevy Chase watched in "Vegas Vacation" things would have turned out so differently.....
fascinated by this concept, Chimp and I headed down to a local psychic, who pulled up a view --20 years into the future -- in her crystal ball of what JJ would have accomplished had he only hit it big, or cheated like that cheatin' mother f'er phil ivey, at the baccarat table (chimp recorded it on his new iphone that Logo bought for him after he threw his old one at one of the faghit logo cameramen who pissed him off, missed him, and landed the phone in the pool). I do like JJ's sense of tradition, he's still wearing the same style of shades twenty years from now that he's wearing today:
fascinated by this concept, Chimp and I headed down to a local psychic, who pulled up a view --20 years into the future -- in her crystal ball of what JJ would have accomplished had he only hit it big, or cheated like that cheatin' mother f'er phil ivey, at the baccarat table (chimp recorded it on his new iphone that Logo bought for him after he threw his old one at one of the faghit logo cameramen who pissed him off, missed him, and landed the phone in the pool). I do like JJ's sense of tradition, he's still wearing the same style of shades twenty years from now that he's wearing today: