Thinking of ordering a Romanian mail order bride.

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  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #36
    plommer, wanna go to Zeldas and have a bitch slap with me?

    Just two guys, havin a bitch slap.



    BEST DRINK EVER.
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    • betplom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-06
      • 13444

      #37
      Originally posted by SBR_John
      what the heck is a Moldova women?

      A woman from Moldova: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova

      John, women from Moldova understand the language of love, and thats all that matters, pal.
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      • fiveteamer
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-08
        • 10805

        #38
        Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
        sickler, i am going to explain to you something, so pay close attention.. shit is disgusting.. but when it's shit from a beautiful girl like that, it doesn't taste bad at all. not saying it's great, but it's not bad.. the prettier the girl, the better it tastes. pretty girls' shit don't stink. just like pamela anderson's butthole must taste great.. there's not a chance in hell her butt doesn't taste good.. just look at her.. how can it stink?? IMPOSSIBLE..

        no thanks.
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        • betplom
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-20-06
          • 13444

          #39
          fiver, you've given way too many clues about your sexuality, those fruity drinks you make, seal the deal.

          No worries, I get along with almost everyone and am not intimidated by your homosexuality, it's all good, pal.
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #40
            When we look into her eyes, she will know what we are thinking.
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            • Nicky Santoro
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-08-08
              • 16103

              #41
              Originally posted by fiveteamer
              no thanks.
              her butthole would taste better if she had makeup on and she looked all dolled up. the prettier the girl, the better they taste down there.
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              • sickler
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-05-08
                • 15006

                #42
                Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                sickler, i am going to explain to you something, so pay close attention.. shit is disgusting.. but when it's shit from a beautiful girl like that, it doesn't taste bad at all. not saying it's great, but it's not bad.. the prettier the girl, the better it tastes. pretty girls' shit don't stink. just like pamela anderson's butthole must taste great.. there's not a chance in hell her butt doesn't taste good.. just look at her.. how can it stink?? IMPOSSIBLE..
                Waste of time if you're trying to convince me. My mouth/tongue does not meet buttholes. I will not allow a chick to take a crap on me either, no matter how hot she is.

                You kinky bastards enjoy your disgusting fetish.
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                • bmw530i
                  Restricted User
                  • 04-19-08
                  • 4058

                  #43
                  Fiver... I used to love orange Tic Tac's. goddammit!
                  This chick is hot.
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                  • pavyracer
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 04-12-07
                    • 82839

                    #44
                    Originally posted by betplom
                    A woman from Moldova: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moldova

                    John, women from Moldova understand the language of love, and thats all that matters, pal.
                    There are currently many economic challenges facing Moldova, including its reputation as Europe's poorest and least developed country.
                    Same quality...half the price SBR John. Moldova is the Walmart of mail order bride business. I am very disappointed in you.
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                    • SBR_John
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 07-12-05
                      • 16471

                      #45
                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                      Same quality...half the price SBR John. Moldova is the Walmart of mail order bride business. I am very disappointed in you.
                      Guess I'm not shopping any more. If I was, might have to take a trip there.
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                      • betplom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-20-06
                        • 13444

                        #46
                        Sadly, I am no closer to obtaining a wife via this method.
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #47
                          Go Asian
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                          • tacomax
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-10-05
                            • 9619

                            #48
                            Go plommer
                            Originally posted by pags11
                            SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                            Originally posted by BuddyBear
                            I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                            Originally posted by curious
                            taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                            • fixxer
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-13-05
                              • 1877

                              #49
                              Choose a russian one...or a hungarian....
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                              • betplom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #50
                                Bump for Nickaaaaay!
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                                • sickler
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-05-08
                                  • 15006

                                  #51
                                  This is the thread where Nicky admitted being a shitlicker. Ha

                                  Good bump, Plommer
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                                  • mynameismud
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-13-12
                                    • 5461

                                    #52
                                    ive lived with several of my girlfriends over the years, and some of them were very hot imo....but hot or not...their shit stinks. always keeps matches in the bathroom
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                                    • DOMINATER
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-10-09
                                      • 3698

                                      #53
                                      had a friend who marry asain chick end up costing over 30 grand, not so easy as 1 2 3
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                                      • unusialsusp5
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-18-10
                                        • 4198

                                        #54
                                        just make sure you have a mechanic check uner the "hood" for corrosion.
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                                        • ttwarrior1
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 06-23-09
                                          • 28457

                                          #55
                                          can i get one for under 3 k?
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                                          • manny24
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-22-07
                                            • 20046

                                            #56
                                            dumped a chick for taking a nasty shit at my house one time.
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