How You Know If You're A Sucker:

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1. You Spend Money on Expensive Christmas gifts.

2. You wear under armour and you're over 30.

3. You wear a sports team jersey with a name on the back.

4. You do drugs.

5. You shop on Boxing Day.

6. You pee on the side of the toilet to not make noise.

7. You eat Mcdonalds.

8. You shop at WalMart

9. You rollerblade

10. You have never been out of the country.

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