Any lawyers out here?

[Bostongambler]

I have a legal question I'm dealing with. Do any states allow a person to have sex with a chicken? Or any live stick for that matter. And before anyone asks, Yes it's consensual . The chicken likes me to.

[The Kraken]

I'm pretty sure Arkansas allows it

[Bostongambler]

Hmmm, but if I uproot and take the chicken down south won't she be required to lose some teeth just to fit in?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Pics of chicken or it never happened

[Russian Rocket]

just wait until Donker sees this thread

[Bostongambler]

🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

Well these are her sisters. She looks like them, but she's different. For the first time in my life I know what love is 😊

[burrissa]

Be careful Bg, you know chickens have peckers.

[Bostongambler]

Be careful Bg, you know chickens have peckers.

That's Fowl Burrissa!!!!! I'm no bi chicken lover, u Bastard!!!!

Ohhhhh, mean their beaks . Oh ok yes, she has a nice pecker.

[Big Bear]

Smoke is an attorney i think

[Big Bear]

Deuce is in Law School

[boomer62]

Only a FUKED up individual would think of this....FUKING clowns on here

[jjgold]

Filmore is a lawyer

Where is he??

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Like donker, I watched a lot of MATLOCK so that (somehow) qualifies me to answer:

*Perfectly Legal*

However, if you decide at anytime to choke it as well, you better have a notarized Ophthalmologist's note filed @ Paul Reubens's offices.

[Bostongambler]

Only a FUKED up individual would think of this....FUKING clowns on here

Relax pal, I said it was consensual. Jealous?

[daneblazer]

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Relax pal, I said it was consensual. Jealous?

Ron Jeremy now desperately wants to join SBR and give Bostongambler 69pts for this post

[Bostongambler]

She's hot!!!! Good thing my Chicken trim can't read or I would be in trouble.

[zizoudane10]

I once saw a dog raping a duck. It was not consensual.

[Bostongambler]

I bet the Duck was asking for it.

[ttrace35]

Tracer is a jailhouse lawyer. If said chicken was an inmate, I could help.

[dbartinbwgc]

just start a religion "chicken humpers for Satan" and claim religious freedom

[The Kraken]

Just spoke with Donker on another issue. Said he's currently researching statutes in all 52 states

[Bostongambler]

Tracer is a jailhouse lawyer. If said chicken was an inmate, I could help.

Yes, she is in the pen.

[gauchojake]

I hear chickens like cokk

[zizoudane10]

I bet the Duck was asking for it.

Just because she didn't explicitly say "NO" doesn't mean she wanted it to happen

[Bostongambler]

Just because she didn't explicitly say "NO" doesn't mean she wanted it to happen

I know the type. Flaunting her feathers, bragging about her egg production.

[zizoudane10]

It looked very much like that.

[zizoudane10]

I know the type. Flaunting her feathers, bragging about her egg production.

[Bostongambler]

It looked very much like that.

Can't really blame Snoopy there. That's one good looking duck.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Donk MIA

[cloverfield]

Never trust an internet lawyer.

[teaserpleaser]

fresno allows goat fukkin so I don't see why chickens would be an issue.... hit up killer demo for info

[Auto Donk]

I have a legal question I'm dealing with. Do any states allow a person to have sex with a chicken? Or any live stick for that matter. And before anyone asks, Yes it's consensual . The chicken likes me to.

head south of the mason dixon, and ur good..... and, nice thing is, the chicken can bring her (or his, as you didn't specify the sex) friend, and you can make it a threesome without any fear of prosecution..... hell, you can throw in your sister too way down south.....

[Auto Donk]

Uh..... Ron Jeremy is already a member of SBR.... his face is all over his avatar; i.e., that bad - ass Downy Bottle.......

[Snowball]

roosters don't have dks.
this is beyond disgusting shame.

Man accused of bestiality had animal porn, ‘ritual room’

http://posttrib.chicagotribune.com/news/lake/18985830-418/man-accused-of-bestiality-had-animal-porn-ritual-room.html

http://www.wisegeek.org/how-exactly-do-chickens-lay-eggs.htm