Spanish whore bride had sex with midget stripper

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A Spanish woman who gave birth to a baby with dwarfism was reportedly forced to confess to having sex with a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party nine months before.

Her husband was left shocked when he was presented with the tiny tot at a hospital in Valencia earlier this month.

Convinced there'd been some sort of mix-up, he reportedly demanded an explanation from doctors, according to Levante-EMV.

However, when medics explained that it was definitely his wife's child, she later admitted to the infidelity.

[ParlayininHTown]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUKKING BULL SHIT!

[Russian Rocket]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUKKING BULL SHIT!

Parlayer there might be a chance for you after all
Parlayer we just need to buy you a fukking stripper pole so you can practice

[Bostongambler]

Can't wait to see it on TMZ

[Da Manster!]

She also probably fukked a donkey somewhere in Tijuana!...

[Kermit]

And here I was waiting for the punchline.

[darrell74]

Give me a link

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A Spanish woman who gave birth to a baby with dwarfism was reportedly forced to confess to having sex with a dwarf stripper at her bachelorette party nine months before.

Her husband was left shocked when he was presented with the tiny tot at a hospital in Valencia earlier this month.

Convinced there'd been some sort of mix-up, he reportedly demanded an explanation from doctors, according to Levante-EMV.

However, when medics explained that it was definitely his wife's child, she later admitted to the infidelity.

meanwhile, in two separate maternity wards across town, to other strippers gave birth to two or three (I think one of them had twins) additional bastards -- I think that's the correct technical name for the children -- bearing the same genetic material that the pissed-off groom and new father shot off during his bachelor party the same fateful night.........