How do you get your boss fired?

[Dilo]

I want his position.

[OldschoolGambler]

Trumped up sexual harassment or racist charges. Either of those work today.

[jtoler]

You put a kilo of cocaine in his mailbox, hide out, watch him remove it and take into the house, then call the cops and tell them you just witnessed what appeared to be a drug deal.

[superhans]

Work harder

[Russian Rocket]

Work harder

[Jimmy Proffett]

Steal his headset so you can tell the cooks how many quarter pounders to make for the 8th grade softball team.

[Dilo]

Trumped up sexual harassment or racist charges. Either of those work today.

I don't know if I can pull any of those off. Maybe if I could get my boss to slip up to some of the other coworkers, then I could bring it to the attention of the owners.

[Dilo]

You put a kilo of cocaine in his mailbox, hide out, watch him remove it and take into the house, then call the cops and tell them you just witnessed what appeared to be a drug deal.

I would hate to waste cocaine like that, but it definitely is worth it. Maybe I can get it into his car instead because I don't want to be creeping in his neighborhood.

[Dilo]

Work harder

I am working harder than him and he knows it. There is change coming about, one of us has to go.

[Dilo]

Steal his headset so you can tell the cooks how many quarter pounders to make for the 8th grade softball team.

What has worked for you in the past, may not help me out in my work place.

[Big Bear]

I want his position.

tell HR that he asked you to suck his rooster lol wtf

[TheGoldenGoose]

I am working harder than him and he knows it. There is change coming about, one of us has to go.

Is this a Joke Question?

Of course the one with the higher salary is getting axed.

Congrats jerkoff.

[Boner_18]

If it were easy to get your boss fired we'd all be the CEO. By virtue of him being the boss the higher ups will always believe him over you when there is no evidence to the contrary. In order for there to be damning evidence any wrongdoing you make up will either 1) have to have happened and thus not be made up or 2) be a completely fabricated expertly executed fraud.

[Dilo]

tell HR that he asked you to suck his rooster lol wtf

How do I prove it?

[Dilo]

Is this a Joke Question?

Of course the one with the higher salary is getting axed.

Congrats jerkoff.

Why the hostility? I'm just trying to move up the ladder.

[MickeyMan]

How do I prove it?

Hold him down and actually suck it. When he blows his load save it in your mouth and run to hr with the evidence.

[SBRMAN23]

hold him down and actually suck it. When he blows his load save it in your mouth and run to hr with the evidence.

wtfff

[Dilo]

If it were easy to get your boss fired we'd all be the CEO. By virtue of him being the boss the higher ups will always believe him over you when there is no evidence to the contrary. In order for there to be damning evidence any wrongdoing you make up will either 1) have to have happened and thus not be made up or 2) be a completely fabricated expertly executed fraud.

I would have to be smarter than my boss. He isn't the type that earned his way into his position, he most likely got there the way I'm trying to get there. He's a smart guy, so out maneuvering him will be a challenge because he has everything set up for him not to fail. My only option is to make him give me his position, or I can wait until he steps down.

[Dilo]

Hold him down and actually suck it. When he blows his load save it in your mouth and run to hr with the evidence.

Sounds like some form of reverse rape.

[jtoler]

Hold him down and actually suck it. When he blows his load save it in your mouth and run to hr with the evidence.

lol

[boeing power]

Hold him down and actually suck it. When he blows his load save it in your mouth and run to hr with the evidence.

Sounds like you have tried this Mickey.

TMI pal.

[SharpAngles]

Sounds like some form of reverse rape.

Guy gives solid advice and you call him a reverse rapist? You have no chance of defeating this mastermind boss of yours. Gotta think outside the box for victory.

[Kermit]

Try this.

[RickyRoma]

Lol all things comes to those who wait man, but you can always blackmail if it makes you feel better.

[JMon]

Very simple. Go beyond your job duty. That's do things that is not asked of you; at the same time out classing your peers and making better what is already good within. Lastly, be the first one there and the last on too leave.

[Mr KLC]

[chipper]

Encourage him to find a better job with a different company.

[Andy117]

I want his position.

Better would be to do such a great job that he gets promoted and you do too.

[RubberKettle]

I am working harder than him and he knows it. There is change coming about, one of us has to go.

If this is the case get in with his superior. If you are really working harder than him and his boss likes you you're golden.

[greenhippo]

Is he incompetent or you just want him out of the way?

[rkelly110]

Asking how to get your boss fired on a gambling forum.........priceless.

Maybe get a degree in business management, maybe do what you're told, maybe don't worry about him, worry about you.

You know the saying what comes around goes around? Be careful what you wish for and how you go about it. IT WILL
come around and bite your ass, guaranteed.

[Russian Rocket]

How do you get your boss fired, Dildo?
It's pretty simple comrade - you go and work for yourself

good luck to ya!