Um... I think I could use a few more.
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Money call this broad insteadComment -
Tim
good work palComment -
never woulda pegged you as a 'tim'...congrats on the parlay my man....
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Looks sort of like a white Dwight Howard.Comment -
I fukking despise you, Tim.
(Not really. Just incredibly jealous and bitter because I'm such a repulsive mess.)Comment -
Well done Money,have her get that mole checked.
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Nope, here's another one. Fuk you Tim. : )
I'll bet you nagged her non stop for selfies. You get what you ask for.
Take a double dose of Viagra and pound that for two days straight!
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Holy shit it finally hit me... I could not figure it out, but this chic could be the sister of .... man help me out! The girl that some dbag posted here and acted as if he hit it, yet was later proven to be a simple non happening. Man I gotta quit drinking. What was the dbags name? It was one of the most historic posts on this site!!!! Shit! Anyways, she looks damn close to her!Comment -
The ass is doing nothing for me.
meh, i dont like this oneComment -
BAM! found it.
Although the links to the chic are gone.... http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...ng-cougar.html
I swear it is her sister.. or her...Comment -
wanted to give an update on this chick.
This is what happens when you don't talk to a chick for about a year. She sends me 2 photos.... (one of which I can't post on here.)
After she sends the photo.
My Text: I can't believe you're being OPEN with me. And actually talking. And showing lol are you feeling alright? Running a temp or something? lol
Her Response: Hush
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Jeez-iz Kriest!...I'd give her a flesh injection of the ole pork sword!...go for it, bro!...
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Where's the poll where we vote if its a man or woman?Comment -
how old is this broad?Comment -
Alright stop
HAMMER TIME!Comment -
why is she saying fukk you?
is that supposed to turn you on?
like fore play?
also you need to give her a free membership to your tanning salon and buy that girl some food.
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timmy you hit that?Comment -
I don't think she's wearing underpantsComment -
post pics of the big titty squirrel face one...Comment -
TMS is living the dream!
His inbox is full of naked women begging for the DComment -
if he doesn't start closin' some of these, I'm gonna send Bongo and AutoDolph up there to do what they do.......
their presence will double the local municipality's "sex crimes per capita rate" in one short week......Comment -
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Crazy eyes, Money.Comment -
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good news is that those hideous, possibly cancerous moles around her navel don't appear to have grown much over the year that has passed since you last didn't get laid by her......
i had typed up a lengthy critique of your text message response, and offered some sound advice on how to quit pussy footing around, but sbr somehow ate it when I went to post it.....
I may give it another shot when i have a few more minutes...... i'll sum it up by stating using weak-ass double entendre re her being "open" and asking her if she's feeling ok (as a joke as to why she's sending nudes) is gonna get you about as laid as jj gold and seaweed on any given night.......
be direct, be forceful, be a fkin' man for chrissakes.......
up the ante with some sexually seductive language, u shoulda texted back something along the lines of "nice, now tell me what you want me to do to that pussy...." or "sweet... I'm not usually a big Drake fan, but now you're talkin' my language. Very tasty, I'm sure! So when are we gonna meet up and make this happen?" or even "Wow! Even hotter than I remember. Obviously you need some 'attention' down there, and I'm dying to help you out! When are you free?"
or, stick with "runnin a temp or something?" and stick to jerking off as well, as a response like that makes her vag dryer than the f'n Sahara Desert, and beating off to her photos will be the extent of your interaction with her....
stop the him-hawing around, be direct, and go fuk the shit out of her already.....
AD
edit: p.s., -500 that the guy she sent those same photos to one minute after she sent them to you, who used a line like the three I threw out above, is probably still bangin' her like a screen door in a hurricane as I type....Comment
