When did you first have a sexy time?

[AussiePunter123]

1st ever sexy time for me.

Age: 25

[Kermit]

A sexy time?

[daneault23]

lol 14, end of 8th grade and was moving across the country. That chick is actually getting married in a few months too. Good times.

[jtoler]

Sexy time? That sounds so faggity yet so Aussie.

[gauchojake]

Dude you are one of the biggest tools on this site. Go kiss your pillow loser.

[Bostongambler]

I'm still waiting for a sexy time.

[Bostongambler]

You did mean with another person, correct? Or animal for that matter. Ok, Ty.

[AussiePunter123]

Dude you are one of the biggest tools on this site. Go kiss your pillow loser.

I prefer to bite my pillow. If you know what I mean....

But I also kiss it.... with deep tongue.

[AussiePunter123]

You did mean with another person, correct? Or animal for that matter. Ok, Ty.

Man, women, or beast.

[daneblazer]

Paging ParlayininHtown

[Kermit]

[Kermit]

Sometimes I have sexy time with myself.



Sometimes I have help.

[innovation]

AP, dressing your hands up as cub scouts does not count

[gauchojake]

Kermit, that's just wrong

[daneblazer]

I got loaded on parrot bay, sat on my hand till it was numb, then went to town. Is that sexy time?

[gauchojake]

Aussie=Seaweed

[VegasInsider]

sexy time = homos

[Rich Boy]

Sounds like Borat

[marcoloco]

Kermit

[drfunkmaster]

[smoke a bowl]

I was jackin off at 12.

[RubberKettle]

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