If there was an AIRBORNE EBOLA PANDEMIC what are the first 3 things you would do?

[TheCentaur]

I'm still trying to decide

[TheGoldenGoose]

Move to Belize with me and Wifey.

Fukk this entire country and all the BS.

[TheCentaur]

Pandemic though would mean it's all over the world

[innovation]

filter it with bud.......hypothetically

[smitch124]

Breathe it in greedily and hope I can go riff with Robin Williams

[BatemanPatrickl]

Barricade myself in a closet with my laptop, Twinkies and Lubriderm and jerk off until I die.

[Russian Rocket]

1) get plenty of fluids and IV's in the house
2) have as much sex as you possible can, before this shit hits ya
3) say a prayer

[innovation]

Master Bateman isn't that your nightly routine?

[Russian Rocket]

^ isn't that your nightly routine?

yes to everything except IV's and fluids (and I know it's addressed to a post above mine )

[kidcudi92]

post ads on craiglist for mass fukkfest with many womenssssss

[TonyTall]

nothing you could do

[itchypickle]

For one thing, EBOLA isn't airborne. Not like a flu, this one needs direct contact with body juices.

That being said, once an airborne bug started floating around I'm taking the family and heading to nearest isolated area possible. Benefits of not being in a place like NYC where you're on top of each other and confined by geography...plenty of water nearby and access to a boat and a few pilot friends with a way to get up and outta the area quick. My split kit stays ready. Not expecting a zombie apocalypse or any of that nonsense but simple common sense plans for a fire/tornado or riots etc. We are out.

[AimePor]

Read some of the comments - very funny that proves that nobody really thinks of it that is great

[freeVICK]

The Last Ship

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

post ads on craiglist for mass fukkfest with many womenssssss

But why not just do that now...?

Read some of the comments - very funny that proves that nobody really thinks of it that is great

What the hell are you trying to say?

[Boner_18]

1) Lock myself and family in already stocked and prepped doomsday bunker.
2) Live.
3) Be glad I built this thing when everyone in town laughed at me.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

1) Clear my browser history.

2) Do all the drugs I can get my hands on.

3) Buy one of these.

[minet123]

Nothing

[AimePor]

But why not just do that now...?



What the hell are you trying to say?

That nobody really thinks (at least the sbr members) that this could be real, because if they really believed this - the reasons would be more meaningful