How many infractions have you received here?

TheCentaur · 07-24-14, 01:35 AM

I get an infarction every time Jonelyn, Jackieboo, or SBRNatalie posts a video

Jayvegas420 · 07-24-14, 05:52 AM

Op reported.

ByeShea · 07-24-14, 06:14 AM

Originally posted by Plaza23

I now have received 2 infractions.

You better shape up pal.

BatemanPatrickl · 07-24-14, 06:33 AM

One since I got back. Mods are pretty lenient; if the rules state do not post porn or bad language, DO NOT POST PORN OR BAD LANGUAGE. Simple as that.

sbrhedge · 07-24-14, 03:39 PM

once .. there was an JP AV star with big

and spreading her lips and I didn't know that wasn't allowed.

I/O · 07-24-14, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Plaza23

I now have received 2 infractions.

One was for posting a porn link to the 24 dude bj chic in a bar.
The other was for bad language.

Both were in the saloon.

I dont get it. Its the SALOON! I dont mind being deducted bet points, but I quite honestly have never even read the posting rules. I thought pretty much anything could be posted here. I guess not.

Do you guys get infractions too? How many infractions until they dont let you post anymore?

Both infractions were prolly from the same dope that made post #5

Boner_18 · 07-24-14, 04:34 PM

Zero.

Magnolia Slim · 07-24-14, 06:30 PM

One, called some kid a Fagg on my first or second post.

easyliving · 07-24-14, 10:17 PM

7 total

Eddy Munny · 07-24-14, 10:56 PM

I had received a multitude of infractions in the early part of my short tenure here at SBR, for a variety of reasons.

But then the tide started to change.

I was gaining momentum with each and every post.

The SBR elite sensed something special had fallen into their collective laps; a prodigy of sorts.

After receiving some unsolicited messages from the powers that be, I poured over the newfound options bestowed me.

It seemed like a good fit, so I met Walker and all the SBR mods at a private function in Sarasota.

They pulled out all the stops in trying to recruit my services.

Long story short, I walked into that meeting in Sarasota a wide-eyed newb, and walked out a fully fledged moderator, albeit with performance stipulations.

I also got some unexpected phone calls from a couple lady members of that SBR gathering several weeks later. Needless to say, I had to finance not one, but two abortions in the aftermath of those crazy days and wild nights at the SBR hotel party.

But the great thing about my membership into the elite, is that I simply syphoned most of the abortion money directly from the SBR Pros' charitable donations funds.

It may seem unethical at first glance, but I can rationalize it this way... SBR can be ran a lot smoother if the people running it aren't having to chase little bastard children around all day. Hence, the money was effectively put back in to SBR's day to day operations.

It's a wonderful little tale of one man's journey up the ranks of a little, old message board. If I can do it, you might be able to do it too, but most likely not. I'm a one in a million success story here at the forum and probably an inspiration to all members.

So yes, I've had infractions. But they are history now. My first order of business when I assumed power was to clean my checkered history. The records now show me to be a standout member, and a model citizen.

Jayvegas420 · 07-24-14, 11:15 PM

Whose next on the hit list Eddy?

Eddy Munny · 07-24-14, 11:34 PM

I've eased my finger off the trigger a bit JayVee. I'm not into banning guys so much anymore.

Now, I occasionally take few swats at them like a cheap piñata, until their gutty wuts spill all over the forum floor... a messy, strewn trash heap of Chiclets and heroin filled balloons.

Take SteveNash, for example. One night came at me with murder in his eyes, frothing at the mouth. I just calmly stiff-armed him a few times, then landed a few jabs... and I'll tell you this, it was much more satisfying.

His exile from the forum wouldn't have amounted to much, and on some days, he can even be a pretty decent poster. Watching SteveNash go from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde was priceless, and a spectacle I won't soon forget.

TheCentaur · 07-24-14, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Eddy Munny

I had received a multitude of infractions in the early part of my short tenure here at SBR, for a variety of reasons.

But then the tide started to change.

I was gaining momentum with each and every post.

The SBR elite sensed something special had fallen into their collective laps; a prodigy of sorts.

After receiving some unsolicited messages from the powers that be, I poured over the newfound options bestowed me.

It seemed like a good fit, so I met Walker and all the SBR mods at a private function in Sarasota.

They pulled out all the stops in trying to recruit my services.

Long story short, I walked into that meeting in Sarasota a wide-eyed newb, and walked out a fully fledged moderator, albeit with performance stipulations.

I also got some unexpected phone calls from a couple lady members of that SBR gathering several weeks later. Needless to say, I had to finance not one, but two abortions in the aftermath of those crazy days and wild nights at the SBR hotel party.

But the great thing about my membership into the elite, is that I simply syphoned most of the abortion money directly from the SBR Pros' charitable donations funds.

It may seem unethical at first glance, but I can rationalize it this way... SBR can be ran a lot smoother if the people running it aren't having to chase little bastard children around all day. Hence, the money was effectively put back in to SBR's day to day operations.

It's a wonderful little tale of one man's journey up the ranks of a little, old message board. If I can do it, you might be able to do it too, but most likely not. I'm a one in a million success story here at the forum and probably an inspiration to all members.

So yes, I've had infractions. But they are history now. My first order of business when I assumed power was to clean my checkered history. The records now show me to be a standout member, and a model citizen.

Some high level entertaining shit

chipper · 07-25-14, 01:18 AM

Got hit once for posting a link to my Google Docs spreadsheet showing bet results....