Global Warming

[I/O]

strikes again

NOT

[Bostongambler]

I use a map

[teaserpleaser]

no such thing as global warning Al Gore made it up... isn't that what in-bred hillbilly Tea party Reb-uplicans say?

[I/O]

no such thing as global warning Al Gore made it up... isn't that what in-bred hillbilly Tea party Reb-uplicans say?

Don't know if that's the case Teazer. But there's a ton of stuff across the net on Al making a shit load of money off of it. His net worth has rocketed since he was the Vice.

http://www.examiner.com/article/al-gore-pushes-global-warming-for-personal-profit

[ACoochy]

lol i forgot that the worlds scientists have no idea what their talking about...

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction SBR...

[I/O]

lol i forgot that the worlds scientists have no idea what their talking about...

Thanks for pointing me in the right direction SBR...

The same ones that said we were about to enter the next ice age??

Or the same ones that said apple juice was poisonous??

The same scientists that figure out basic germs? Oh like the common cold

Seems this is a very mild summer at worst and we are cruising through it

[Kermit]

They kept talking about global warming and how the temps were increasing but yet all of the record high temps were all back in the early 1900's

[Bostongambler]

I'm still waiting to transfer over to the metric system.

[stevenash]

Now that gloabal warming has been proven a big fat fradulent lie, it's 'climate change'

Of course it's climate change, hot in summer, cold in winter, I guarantee constant 'climate change'

[stevenash]

I'm still waiting to transfer over to the metric system.

I'm still struggling with the supermarket 13 oz=1lb

[Kermit]

I'm still waiting to transfer over to the metric system.

Can you imagine the panic if Obama announced tomorrow morning that the United States was switching over to the metric system?

It would be worse than if there was a full blown zombie outbreak.

[teaserpleaser]

Can you imagine the panic if Obama announced tomorrow morning that the United States was switching over to the metric system?

It would be worse than if there was a full blown zombie outbreak.

white people rebublicans heads would explode.

[stevenash]

white people rebublicans heads would explode.

Why would republicans head explode?
I know the 5/9 or 9/5 formula on converting F to C
I'm a republican, I know pretty much to .1 of a mile how what 3 kilometers are.

[teaserpleaser]

Why would republicans head explode?
I know the 5/9 or 9/5 formula on converting F to C
I'm a republican, I know pretty much to .1 of a mile how what 3 kilometers are.

Because that uppity negro non-American foreign born socialist Muslim that deceived the American people to sneak his way into the White House had the nerve to switch to the metric system it's clear he's trying to ruin murika! You know the type that would say that kind of thing They've cried and complained for less....you are money from Conn. Right? You're not really who I'm talking about I've met republicans from conn. With money my mothers neighbors they have class the rebublicans I'm talking about don't.

[Kermit]

Why would republicans head explode?
I know the 5/9 or 9/5 formula on converting F to C
I'm a republican, I know pretty much to .1 of a mile how what 3 kilometers are.

I am pretty well versed in the metric system as well, but I know a lot of people who struggle hard with the standard system that we have in place now. My wife for example.

[stevenash]

I am pretty well versed in the metric system as well, but I know a lot of people who struggle hard with the standard system that we have in place now. My wife for example.

lol

I'm a geek, I studied a ton of earth science, (I love meteorology) and I am an I/T operations analyst by trade.
I know this crap, I love this crap.

[I/O]

I hate all those white hillbillies.

Especially the right wingers....

[OptimistPrime]

So tired of this nonsense people like to bring up about ' oh well science was wrong then' so they are always wrong forever and ever. Science adjusts to the evidence, and consensus. The iceage was never had a scientific consensus like climate change now has. 99 percent of all academic studies done on the topic say its happening. Its like going to the doctors office and the doctor telling you 'sir according to these blood tests you have HIV'. And you saying to the doctor no I 'dont believe' in that, that is just some world wide conspiracy. Why do you think the people fighting against this the most, just happen to be the ones that benefit the most from denying its existence?

[stevenash]

http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/cag/time-series/us/110/00/tavg/1/07/1895-2014.csv?base_prd=true&firstbaseyear=1901&lastbaseyear=2000

[stevenash]

^
Data from NOAA, the org. that Obama's people lean on.

Is there global warming? No.
It's cyclical, goes in cycles.

Does that mean we ignore putting excess crap in the air?
No, we can always be more environmental friendly.

[teaserpleaser]

lolz a handful of dark faces really proves a point I/O good job

[stevenash]

Now the dust bowl era was from 1934-1936.
Take a look at the NOAA chart I provided and tell me the temps in July for that period?

[teaserpleaser]

Don't know if that's the case Teazer. But there's a ton of stuff across the net on Al making a shit load of money off of it. His net worth has rocketed since he was the Vice.

http://www.examiner.com/article/al-g...ersonal-profit

if he profited does that make what hes saying un-true?

[NYSportsGuy210]

So everyone in here basically is just stating whether they believe whomever tells them what they want to hear to be true. so far in this thread, no one has presented anything of substance to this thread on the issue of Global Warming for anyone to be swayed either way. And I cannot really blame you.....most of you are just morons on SBR who barely hold legit jobs and gamble all day.

So here's the real scoop on Global Warming:

(1) YES....the temperature has been rising in our troposphere (the atmosphere closest to our land) and yes this has been getting trapped due to high absorption rates by our oceans and our land. But it's not the CO2 emissions that are trapping heat that is causing this warming of our troposphere, water vapor itself traps in more heat than CO2 does. So does Sulfur Dioxide and Methane gas. And methane gas traps about 25x more heat when it is in the air than does CO2. If we can lower Methane emmissions by 10% of current levels annually the Earth will actually get cooler. That mean eating LESS BEEF so there are less cows farting all over the place and excrementing their methane based sh!t all over the place. If we could just eat one less burger or steak a week as a nation this will greatly help to reduce Methane emmissions into our atmosphere and thus cool the air in our troposphere and counteract any heat trappings that global warming is causing. Switch to Kangaroo meat instead (Kangaroos fart CO2 like us humans do....not methane).

(2) It's a proven scientific fact that when enormous volcanoes blow their tops and erupt....huge plumes of Sulfur Dioxide go shooting up 6-7 miles high into the Earth's stratosphere and block out anywhere from 25 to 40% of the Suns rays from hitting a earth for months on end. This causes the air temperature on our land and in the troposphere to drop about 4-7 degrees Fahrenheit on average anywhere from 6 months to up to a year easily. But only when the Sulfur Dioxide goes into the Stratosphere and NOT when it goes into the Troposhere. When in the Troposhere it will tend to get trapped and come down as acid rain and make things 15x worse and hotter....but if in the Stratosphere the Sulfur Dioxide disperses all around the globe as winds carry it everywhere and eventually phase and thin it out so it will not harm our atmosphere or poison our air. Thus all we really get is the benefit of less sunlight hitting Earth's surface and thus cooler temperature world round all year long if enough Sulfur Dioxide gets pumped into our Statosphere annually. If we can connect tube to all our major factory chimney stacks and pump our man made Sulfur Dioxide into the Stratosphere to a certain point.....we can manufacture human made "Global Cooling" to counteract the effects of Global Warming.

(3) Clouds have a very important job of reflecting sunlight back out into space after being it by sunlight. They are the most environmentally friendly and natural agents to counterbalancing Global Warming that we have. Unfortunately the chemical reaction that causes clouds to form over oceans just doesn't happen as often as the agents in the air that cause clouds to form over major land masses. This is why the oceans tend to absorb most of the excess sunlight at comes to Earth while over land masses most of it gets reflected back into space by the large cumulus cloud formations overhead. If we can somehow geo engineer the sky above all our major oceans to produce a 10% increase in cloud formation than it currently does.....we will increase the reflectivity of sunlight enough to counteract the effects of Global Warming. And this can be done by just spraying the oceans salt water into the sky about a mile up and letting it come back down as vapor with the salt acting as the chemical reaction agent used to form clouds.

[stevenash]

^
You left out crickets.
Not joking, check out crickets and CO2

[Kermit]

most of you are just morons on SBR who barely hold legit jobs and gamble all day.

I hosted a popular television show for years and banged dozens of the guest hosts backstage.

[Let's Go Rangers]

So everyone in here basically is just stating whether they believe whomever tells them what they want to hear to be true. so far in this thread, no one has presented anything of substance to this thread on the issue of Global Warming for anyone to be swayed either way. And I cannot really blame you.....most of you are just morons on SBR who barely hold legit jobs and gamble all day.

So here's the real scoop on Global Warming:

(1) YES....the temperature has been rising in our troposphere (the atmosphere closest to our land) and yes this has been getting trapped due to high absorption rates by our oceans and our land. But it's not the CO2 emissions that are trapping heat that is causing this warming of our troposphere, water vapor itself traps in more heat than CO2 does. So does Sulfur Dioxide and Methane gas. And methane gas traps about 25x more heat when it is in the air than does CO2. If we can lower Methane emmissions by 10% of current levels annually the Earth will actually get cooler. That mean eating LESS BEEF so there are less cows farting all over the place and excrementing their methane based sh!t all over the place. If we could just eat one less burger or steak a week as a nation this will greatly help to reduce Methane emmissions into our atmosphere and thus cool the air in our troposphere and counteract any heat trappings that global warming is causing. Switch to Kangaroo meat instead (Kangaroos fart CO2 like us humans do....not methane).

(2) It's a proven scientific fact that when enormous volcanoes blow their tops and erupt....huge plumes of Sulfur Dioxide go shooting up 6-7 miles high into the Earth's stratosphere and block out anywhere from 25 to 40% of the Suns rays from hitting a earth for months on end. This causes the air temperature on our land and in the troposphere to drop about 4-7 degrees Fahrenheit on average anywhere from 6 months to up to a year easily. But only when the Sulfur Dioxide goes into the Stratosphere and NOT when it goes into the Troposhere. When in the Troposhere it will tend to get trapped and come down as acid rain and make things 15x worse and hotter....but if in the Stratosphere the Sulfur Dioxide disperses all around the globe as winds carry it everywhere and eventually phase and thin it out so it will not harm our atmosphere or poison our air. Thus all we really get is the benefit of less sunlight hitting Earth's surface and thus cooler temperature world round all year long if enough Sulfur Dioxide gets pumped into our Statosphere annually. If we can connect tube to all our major factory chimney stacks and pump our man made Sulfur Dioxide into the Stratosphere to a certain point.....we can manufacture human made "Global Cooling" to counteract the effects of Global Warming.

L

So we can throw millions of cows into active volcanos and kill 2 birds with 1 stone


PROBLEM SOLVED

[stevenash]

I hosted a popular television show for years and banged dozens of the guest hosts backstage.

[NYSportsGuy210]

Make fun all you want.....I have brought up some valid points and theories in my last post.

[Kermit]

Make fun all you want.....I have brought up some valid points and theories in my last post.

I think South Park touched on some of these theories back in the 90's.

[Cuse0323]

Warm is a weird word

[Boner_18]

Not a thing.

[teaserpleaser]

"I hate all those white hillbillies.

Especially the right wingers...." I couldn't agree more

[teaserpleaser]

"I hate all those white hillbillies.

Especially the right wingers...."

[teaserpleaser]

"I hate all those white hillbillies.

Especially the right wingers...."

MUUUUSLIM sooo many gems in this one "how do you get your news ...reply is I listen to a lot of talk radio cant make this shit up