2 of the hottest cougars ive ever seen

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  • TonyTall
    SBR MVP
    • 08-21-13
    • 3551

    #1
    2 of the hottest cougars ive ever seen
    let me tell you something. if you are a scrub you will always be. you think you have some advantage cause you are young no way. i was drunk and feeling real good last night and stopped in to a bar with a lot of 50+ cougars. i swear these ladies are hot. they really take care of themselves. i could just look at them and know they were the cool kids in high school and even college. and wouldnt you know one fuking guy in his 40's was chatting up both of them. i was wondering if he had some advantage like coke or something but he didnt. he was just cool. and he was smoking a cigar and blowing it in my face. like 3-4 inches from my face he would tilt his head and blow it at me. unreal. so anyways im about to head out again last day/night drinking just looking for 2-3 tousand calories today havent eaten in 30 hours.

    worst part is i cant take prozac for a few days. cause if i mix it with booze i get sick all day. its terrible. so ill be angry for a few days. literally looking at the mirror with a mean face on. i really need a job so that i wont drink anymore if i had a job id get the reward at the end of day

    about to leave parents nagging me about 1 beer. yes 1 beer.
  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
    Jobs are for losers. Stick to what you do best Tony... Drinking.
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    • SamDiamond
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 10-19-12
      • 6107

      #3
      Tony.... you won't be completely shocked if your parents try to smother you with a fuking pillow and just cut their losses, will you?
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      • EaglesPhan36
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 71662

        #4
        You're going to post this bullshit without any picture to prove your fail? Ban.
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        • Vegas39
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 09-22-11
          • 30686

          #5
          Originally posted by SamDiamond
          Tony.... you won't completely shocked if your parents try to smother you with a fuking pillow and just cut their losses, will you?
          or send him to carnival and move away with no forwarding address
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Tony a good guy

            Tony make a video
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            • RGG
              SBR MVP
              • 09-11-11
              • 1045

              #7
              What...no pics in the thread???
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              • Bcatswin
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-21-10
                • 13931

                #8
                Shit thread and obv attn seeker no pics equals small dick prick (jj style) Just busting ur balls Tony, jj not the same case.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyTall
                  let me tell you something. if you are a scrub you will always be. you think you have some advantage cause you are young no way. i was drunk and feeling real good last night and stopped in to a bar with a lot of 50+ cougars. i swear these ladies are hot. they really take care of themselves. i could just look at them and know they were the cool kids in high school and even college. and wouldnt you know one fuking guy in his 40's was chatting up both of them. i was wondering if he had some advantage like coke or something but he didnt. he was just cool. and he was smoking a cigar and blowing it in my face. like 3-4 inches from my face he would tilt his head and blow it at me. unreal. so anyways im about to head out again last day/night drinking just looking for 2-3 tousand calories today havent eaten in 30 hours.

                  worst part is i cant take prozac for a few days. cause if i mix it with booze i get sick all day. its terrible. so ill be angry for a few days. literally looking at the mirror with a mean face on. i really need a job so that i wont drink anymore if i had a job id get the reward at the end of day

                  about to leave parents nagging me about 1 beer. yes 1 beer.
                  had to be coke.....

                  ps. the next time a mutha fcka blows cigar smoke in your face, knock him the fck out.... then fck the cougars in a threesome
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    had to be coke.....
                    Meh... some guys have mucho game.

                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                    ps. the next time a mutha fcka blows cigar smoke in your face, knock him the fck out.... then fck the cougars in a threesome
                    DEAD... SOLID... PERFECT
                    Who sits there and lets some 'hole blow smoke in their face?
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                    • packerd_00
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-22-13
                      • 17818

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                      had to be coke.....

                      ps. the next time a mutha fcka blows cigar smoke in your face, knock him the fck out.... then fck the cougars in a threesome
                      Im with this fella,you don't let some asshole blow smoke in your face,come on man.
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                      • TonyTall
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-21-13
                        • 3551

                        #12
                        bcats ive called you a rat bastard from the beginning. you look 10 years older then you really are cause of all th smoke and meth that you have done. fuk youself step to me without yo boys and you best gtfo
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                        • TonyTall
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-21-13
                          • 3551

                          #13
                          i was so drunk i barely realized this guy was obviously peacocking on me

                          he saw me as his greatest threat and buried me before i even had a drink going. guy probably texting those cougars right now
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TonyTall
                            i was so drunk i barely realized this guy was obviously peacocking on me

                            he saw me as his greatest threat and buried me before i even had a drink going. guy probably texting those cougars right now
                            okay, if it wasn't a "coke advantage", and this guy really had that much game, he's probably still penetrating them both from the night before, and filming it while doing so......
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                            • TheCentaur
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 06-28-11
                              • 8108

                              #15
                              He may have coke but you can take them to a carnival and showoff
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                              • DrRuss
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 05-26-14
                                • 40

                                #16
                                Was disappointed that no pics in thread, but turned out OK in the end, I guess.
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                                • ACoochy
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 08-19-09
                                  • 13949

                                  #17
                                  Without pics this thread is nomination 4 most useless thread on not only sbr but entire www
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                                  • gauchojake
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 09-17-10
                                    • 34116

                                    #18
                                    Taller the schtick was funny for awhile but this is just whore shit. Pick it up pal.
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                                    • TonyTall
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-21-13
                                      • 3551

                                      #19
                                      not schtick. attention seekign yes i wanted to input from it. did it really happen yes everything i say or do here that i post has happened including an 89 mph speedball at the carnvival
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                                      • gauchojake
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 09-17-10
                                        • 34116

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TonyTall
                                        not schtick. attention seekign yes i wanted to input from it. did it really happen yes everything i say or do here that i post has happened including an 89 mph speedball at the carnvival
                                        Post pics pal
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