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  • gummo
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-04-06
    • 6297

    #1
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    I broke up with my lady because of this. We were going out and fuking since February. Before we first got naked she sends me this text saying that she had an anal prolapse during her birth of her kid. I'm like, great, I didn't say anything, I was like ok, I can do this. We fuked about 15 times, same position so I don't see it with the lights off. I never busted a nut just because I was thinking of it. So yeah. She's such a great lady, listens to all the same music as me, same influences every where but if I can't get a nut off then it's time to scoot.
  • Kermit
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-27-10
    • 32555

    #2
    For the people wondering what a anal prolapse is, it is when the rectal lining is visible on the outside of the asshole. I give the gummo props for hitting it 15 times.
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    • ParlayininHTown
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-10
      • 7561

      #3
      I was planning to eat dessert, but never mind ...

      Even a desperate fukk like me wouldn't be able to hit that 15 times. Just thinking of it makes me gag a little.
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      • actiondan
        SBR MVP
        • 10-16-10
        • 3451

        #4
        Happened to my grandmother too, blew her o-ring
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        • zizoudane10
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-27-12
          • 7272

          #5
          Wtf? Didn't she get it fixed or what? No problem at all today.
          If she didn't get an operation because of this, she has to be extremely stupid and it was a good choice to cut her.
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          • onemoregoal
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-04-13
            • 8149

            #6
            where have u been zizou
            and why am i seeing you on this thread of all places?
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            • onemoregoal
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-04-13
              • 8149

              #7
              oh no

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              • zizoudane10
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-27-12
                • 7272

                #8
                Originally posted by onemoregoal
                where have u been zizou
                and why am i seeing you on this thread of all places?
                Hey pal, no worries, all good and great with me. Just didn't have a lot of time the last weeks. Been busy and basically wasn't much at home in the evenings and/or when I was, I was just chilling and wasn't on here much.
                And why on this thread? Just sitting on the couch, had guests over and we were watching the games, now they are at home and I was waiting for the kick off of the last game. Decided to come to sbr to kill some time and saw this thread and was fukking grossed out
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                • onemoregoal
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-04-13
                  • 8149

                  #9
                  u bet on japan game?
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                  • zizoudane10
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-27-12
                    • 7272

                    #10
                    Originally posted by onemoregoal
                    u bet on japan game?
                    No bet for me here. I don't trust both teams too much tbh. Could go either way. Just hoping we see a few goals here and I can enjoy a nice game.


                    WOOOOW!!!! What a damn great goal now by Honda
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                    • onemoregoal
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-04-13
                      • 8149

                      #11
                      great finish!
                      missed the canada fix 6-0ft..... burlington and london city corrupt..... +125 into -200 for over 3.5....
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