Would you bang this cougar: Volume III

[Jimmy Proffett]

Hey guys:

I just met this girl on Craigslist. Last night we met for the first time at a nearby lounge. Sorry about the dress; the wind picked up right when I snapped the pic. Anyway her name's Karolyn Hahnrow. I'm thinking about asking her out on a 2nd date, I dunno something tells me she'll put out if we got out again. Should I hit it SBR, or try for another?

[GUMMO77]

She seems a bit of a showoff, but she is pretty and I don't think she has any kind of mental issues.

[meader99]

She looks kinda prudish. I mean, she won't even let that dress come up high enough for us to see if she's wearing panties or not.

[packerd_00]

She looks shy.

[LT Profits]

[Auto Donk]

are you sure you're not "pavyracing" us??? I think I saw her giving joltin' joe a handjob in an alley once.....

[bigtymer56]

Looks like she get around

[Auto Donk]

Hey Treeleaper, u stupid fck, the photo above is of MARILYN MONROE...... (he's the only dumbass on here that would obviously need an explanation.... and that's JFK in the other photo, u f'n tard, he was bangin' Marilyn for a while, as was his brother Bobby, along with Sam Giancana and a whole host of other f'n losers.... not as big of a loser as u.....)

[LT Profits]

Hey Treeleaper, u stupid fck, the photo above is of MARILYN MONROE...... (he's the only dumbass on here that would obviously need an explanation.... and that's JFK in the other photo, u f'n tard, he was bangin' Marilyn for a while, as was his brother Bobby, along with Sam Giancana and a whole host of other f'n losers.... not as big of a loser as u.....)

Nice Jolting Joe analogy too.

[Da Manster!]

Marilyn Monroe wore no panties most of the time!...

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Hi Jimmy!
Congrats pal you obviously got game to snag such a hottie off CL.

How bout we double? --- I've just pulled this dime piece from POF

Her profile and pic screamed: "I got to have her!!!"
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Shannon's profile:

hi guys. sick of lyin bitches that swear they "love you" only to pull out the kleenex and proceed to prove they really only "like you"? then use some lame ass excuse that their throat is sore from a cold thats why they cant swallow but they just chowed down like a dozen lobster tails at that fancy restaurant ya just dropped 3 bills at? lol yeah... you know the type. lyin skanks. well if youre sick of the game playin and wanna get wit a real lady that says what she means and does what she says then hit me up. Perfect night for me is watchin a kickass flick like Encino Man or Bio-Dome then fukkin our brains out while listening to GNR or Motley Crue. All while filming it all on a Sony Handycam HD-CX230. Sound good? Er, fu... PING ME!!!

Shannon's pic:

[mpaschal34]

Hi Jimmy!
Congrats pal you obviously got game to snag such a hottie off CL.

How bout we double? --- I've just pulled this dime piece from POF

Her profile and pic screamed: "I got to have her!!!"
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Shannon's profile:

hi guys. sick of lyin bitches that swear they "love you" only to pull out the kleenex and proceed to prove they really only "like you"? then use some lame ass excuse that their throat is sore from a cold thats why they cant swallow but they just chowed down like a dozen lobster tails at that fancy restaurant ya just dropped 3 bills at? lol yeah... you know the type. lyin skanks. well if youre sick of the game playin and wanna get wit a real lady that says what she means and does what she says then hit me up. Perfect night for me is watchin a kickass flick like Encino Man or Bio-Dome then fukkin our brains out while listening to GNR or Motley Crue. All while filming it all on a Sony Handycam HD-CX230. Sound good? Er, fu... PING ME!!!

Savannah....now that was a hot piece of ass. Too bad she blew her brains out.

[mcdonae101]

are you sure you're not "pavyracing" us??? I think I saw her giving joltin' joe a handjob in an alley once.....

Very good

[TheMoneyShot]

The modern day Marilyn Monroe wanna be...


On Left




Or......


Flat out hooker. You be the judge.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

WTF... why does SBR Contests keep editing my posts? (In the Saloon, no less)
That pic of Shannon had side boob only and a hint of ass and I've seen far more explicit pics than that on SBR.

Who the hell IS this SBR Contests hamburger? Michael Sam or Neil Patrick fukkin Harris?

Savannah....now that was a hot piece of ass. Too bad she blew her brains out.

Now ya see, here's where you guys that lack game just don't GET IT.
Jimmy & I have so much game... we can pull chicks from other dimensions.
Yep... it's a gift... similar to that Long Island Medium broad.

[thetrinity]

this is a good attempt at trolling

[packerd_00]

Marilyn Monroe wore no panties most of the time!...

And Lindsay Lohan thought she was the pioneer.

[packerd_00]

The modern day Marilyn Monroe wanna be...


On Left




Or......


Flat out hooker. You be the judge.

Did you meet these girls off POF,the chick on the bottom looks like a hooker not that theres anything wrong with that just don't take her to meet mom.

[Auto Donk]

Now ya see, here's where you guys that lack game just don't GET IT.
Jimmy & I have so much game... we can pull chicks from other dimensions.
Yep... it's a gift... similar to that Long Island Medium broad.

I interpreted this, initially, to mean you were just gonna dig her skanky ass up and go straight up necropheliac on her rotting corpse.... those huge plastic funbags of hers should be in fairly good condition despite the putrid rotting flesh around them.... lube em up and tittyfck the shit out of em would be the way to go.... and would seem to be a pretty easy skull-fcking to be had, literally!!!!

As for the long island medium, I guess you'd have to do like pauly in the sopranos when that medium was looking up and talking with souls of losers pauly walnuts had wacked.... he threw a chair in the direction the medium was looking.... I guess you'd have to be wildly jerking and shoot a load in the direction the long island medium is looking..... sounds pretty weak, i'd say head to the friggin' graveyard!

[TheMoneyShot]

Did you meet these girls off POF,the chick on the bottom looks like a hooker not that theres anything wrong with that just don't take her to meet mom.

I had a fling with this girl for a few. I broke her brain a little. Oh well. Something was missing... I couldn't commit to her.

[packerd_00]

I had a fling with this girl for a few. I broke her brain a little. Oh well. Something was missing... I couldn't commit to her.

Nice one dude she isn't half bad.

[Bostongambler]

They must work out