HOF thread
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yeah that "stinky pussy syndrome" kills boners quicker than thoughts of your parents having sex but glad you "brave heart" through that shit.
so the pill box wasn't lying when it said, "go hard, go long, getcha freak on!" huh?Comment -
what is it with chicks in your area and smelly boxes. I live in nor cal, have prob slept with 25-30 chicks in the last year, ages ranging from 30-50, gone down on just about all of them, and can only remember one having even a slight odor. Seems odd and unlikely that you would encounter so many. Also why would you not have the 26 yr old come and take a shower at hotel? You blew her off because she had worked and may have not been clean? WTF does she do, construction work or some shit?
Some of the responses in this thread are unreal. Its so obvious some of these dudes have never had steady pussy.
And with all that dick swagger you roll you cant spot crazy pussy? Chicks will give that shit away within a couple of messages or 5 minutes of conversation. I have a revolving front door at my place, have nailed 2 chicks on same day many times, and have never once had a problem. Love this thread and believe what I read but some of what you say does not add up for someone who claims to get laid as much as you do.Comment -
golden box
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TMS destroys it again. Guy is a posting legend.
TMS if yer bored and sweating the cash outlay why dont you go for one of those chunkers that keeps messaging you? Honestly, see how far you can take it, hotel paid for, dinner paid for, see if you can get them to take on the scale pics? Would be epic... and hell you never know, you might like it...Comment -
Money=Money once again!Comment -
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TMS, check the chicks meds, this thread is screaming YEAST infection bro.........Good pussy dont smell.....Comment -
Thread has delivered.Comment -
POF is a goldmine. It literally is easier than going to a bar and meeting a chick. Mad props to OP for starting this thread.Comment -
Turns out that yeast infections do not cause this kind of odor for women. Medications , eating habits, sweating, recent menstrual cycle may be to blame along with a couple different std's
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you using the last of your stash or you using them new ones the other posters told you about a few post back?
keep the thread alive money!! dont let it become like the other one you had that just died.....your stories are all that keep most of these guys coming back....all the best my manComment -
At least you didn't wake up in the morning to Gary Busey.Comment -
Look, I know that some weird shit happens in America - but it is pretty low to go posting pics of chics on the net complete with details of what you guys did in bed.
A mid 30's dude with bad hair and an equally bad accent picking up young girls and then posting their pics on the net is pretty dodgy to be honest.
Most of these girls probably have some background issues, or perhaps the American culture is degrading further, hour by hour.
You should be married dude.Comment -
Don't get catfished dude!Comment -
What is it with Americans/Canadians?
One girl in Australia chased me down a street at 1 am a few weeks ago - screaming abuse and random crap - I had had a short relationship with her. But penetrate me, she was going off.
I still remember some septic tank mouthing off at me a few years ago and I got up and just laid him out.Comment -
you dont know me homie, just because its something you could not do dont think others cant. I have spent the last year and a half being the biggest slut possible. with the divorce rate so high now days the amount of single chicks in their late 30s and early 40s that need to get laid is quite large.Comment -
I dont know what it is but i enjoy this type of threads a lot, Money, you are my hero buddy, hat's off!Comment -
LOL I tried the new pills. Out of the old ones. Didn't feel one damn thing when I took one pill. Took 2 more after that... 3 total. I was still nervous in a way... didn't give you that sensation of horniness that I thought it would. It was one purple sob though lol I was getting kinda worried. Monster headache 4 hours later. Thought I was going to die. I was ancy as fuk. Can't be taking these pills anymore. Didn't help I was taking Anacin to relieve the headache afterwards either. Thought my heart was going to stop.
I might consider this. Thanks for the post! I think most women expect you to pay on the date. I will try to hint that... if we go out... she pays for everything. See if that works or not? But I don't know if I could get it up with her?? Pills may not help either?
These were the new pills. Not really to happy with them. But, had no other choice was in a crunch and had to test them out. I hope Libigrow comes back with a new formula. Might be weaker though from what I've heard. Thanks for the post!
I think you were the poster that doubted me to begin with? Correct me if I'm wrong. Regardless, photos are proof in the pudding guy. Furthermore, I'm not being shady posting these photos on the net... it's at a gambling forum... we all posts ridiculous shi# everyday. This is for entertainment purposes. Wait until I find the girl that's so much fun to be around... that we tape majority of the date. That would definitely be epic.
Thanks man! And I enjoy reading your posts!
As for anymore updates.... the 26 year old keeps blowing up my phone with texts... I don't respond... I think it's fizzling out. I've lost most of the attraction towards her. It's like a yawn now. As for the 23 year old... she seems pretty distant with her text during the last 36 hours or so? Maybe it's mutual that things just fade out...
And just for the record... some poster said something about what's with Michigan and dirty boxes? Well... from what my guy friends tell me... it's mostly me. Like... I have a strong sense of smell apparently? That motha fukker better smell like strawberry shortcake. You know what I'm saying? I'm not into Leo's Fish Market on Woodward. You know? And you know how rude it would of been to ask her to shower at the hotel? What are you nuts? She would clearly know why.
Anyways... I met this girl on pof 2 years ago. I was 35 and she was 23 at the time. She came up to my tanning salon to meet. We closed shop and had a few drinks at a local bar. We came back and she wanted to tan. I knew that was the signal. We started making out in one of the rooms... the tanning bed was extra large... very spacious. I did the test odor smell... and I was like dude... there's no scent! I went down on her so fast. She was so into it. All of her moaning and everything. I'm like... man... I gotta stick her. So, just when I started to move... and ready to stick her... she goes no... I can't do it sorry. I'm like damn....
I felt like a little boy who lost his favorite baseball mitt. Then I said... well shi# let me continue to go down on you... and I kinda just pushed her back down lightly and she didn't go for it. The date ended right there. What the hell did I do??? I dined on her for about 20 minutes. I was going to put a bib on it tasted so good. I was in heaven. The girl never answered my texts after that... all she said was... you're not my type.
And I bought these flowers for her on her birthday. We met like 3 days before her birthday... I just wanted to make her feel special. I said to myself.... sh#$ what if I don't get her anything? But it backfired anyways. $100 shot down the drain.
Best snatch of all time to be honest... where's the SBR emicon for this?Comment -
they still make anacin?Comment -
and wtf is plugged in in the bathroom shot?Comment -
wow now i am calling bs on this, great stories but you seem pretty clueless. first, if you are really that concerned about a stink box you would not ask her to take a shower but suggest she take one after her long ride or better yet take one together. see how it plays out, you would not just cancel the whole thing on an unfounded fear, no way.
second how the f can you go down on a chick for 20 minutes and then have her bail on you? you must not know how to eat pussy or did/said some weird shit for that to happen. there is zero chance of that happening, zero. in 20 minutes you should have made her *** at least a few times and she should have been begging you to slide that shit in. pics dont prove shit, i can post a bunch of pics as well, unless you have some action photos these pics dont prove a thing.
Like I said great stories and i hope they are true, and you are nailing these younger chicks, but the more you talk the more bs seems to come out, just my opinionComment -
Terrible taps.....not a back up in most worlds.....although a 9 for half of the posters here.Comment -
tms, you are meeting POF broads at hotels or taking them to a hotel on the first date...there is no telling how many guys are fuking these broads, doing the same thing and you are confused as to why they have stenchy snatch
not even a slim chance i would go below the
of any broad i met on one of those sites... dont even bother with that shit bro... not until you find one that you actually want to spend time with.
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I was thinking the same thing. Fair play to this guy, he isn't anything special to look at. Lets be honest here.tms, you are meeting POF broads at hotels or taking them to a hotel on the first date...there is no telling how many guys are fuking these broads, doing the same thing and you are confused as to why they have stenchy snatch
not even a slim chance i would go below the of any broad i met on one of those sites... dont even bother with that shit bro... not until you find one that you actually want to spend time with.
Fact is, it is still creepy to have photos of these girls more than 2 years after the deed. Hell, it is a dog act to post them on an internet forum - penetrate you might hate women, or not respect them, but at least have a bit of class yourself.
But hey, Im an Australian, you guys are Americans, I guess you guys do things differently.Comment -
I mean, look at the guy, too much tan, bad hair.This is the downside to it. Last 3-4 dates doing this... you're looking at a loss of maybe around $500-$600. I'm beginning to think... maybe I should just go for the extremely attractive ones? I am starting to tire out a little. This last chick I was with... I just wanted to go home. I'm debating if I could get sex at a strip club for a $100? Never tried that. What's more cost efficient? Or should I say +EV
Thanks for the reply! I needed to know this.
In my younger years doing this... you try to stay as far away from home base as possible for many reasons. I own a house... not an apartment. When I was younger living at home still with my parents... my car use to get destroyed by girls who knew where I lived. Bunch of stalkers. A girl would always know why I was seeing etc. That's bad for your rep. If you want to juggle 2-3... they need to be spread out a little. Or... else pay the consequences. So, like I said... I own a home I do have a garage... but all it takes is a girl to tell a dude where I live... throw a brick through my living room window... and there's $1,000 down the drain. Yes, bitches will do this if they feel violated. The 26 year old in this thread wanted to know where I lived. She wanted to drive all the way... from 2:30 away... to my place... and I said it ain't going to happen right over the phone to her. I'd gladly pay the cost of a Red Roof Inn and a fifth of something so a girl doesn't know where I live.
Good pointers FB! And thanks man!
UPDATE
It's now time for the update! I met up with the 23 year old around 4:00 pm. She was about 45 minutes late or so. Got the hotel all setup. I use hotels.com and you guys should to.... save a few $$$. Once I got there I reminded the clerk of the refrigerator I requested when I placed the order online. He said... no it doesn't say it here on my end but tell you what. Let me upgrade you to the best room we have with a Jacuzzi tub and a microwave refrigerator. I said wow... ok cool. Thanks. No I didn't tip him... was I suppose to?
We were texting back and forth and she goes I'll just come through the lobby and go to the 3rd floor. I've had about 4 captains in me already and working on some pinnacle vodka lol I'm laughing to myself... what kind of girl just goes right to a hotel room without seeing someone face to face? Classic. I opened the door to let her in... she was about 6 footsteps away. She walks right in... girl looked great. She's wearing this dress... sundress. Boobs hanging out. Nice ass. Done up pretty nicely. The photos looked just like her.
We went out to eat. Shot some pool. She kicked my ass. I'm not that good of a player. But, just before the next game of pool... she goes... "So, what would you like to play for?" I said... I'll probably lose anyways... so what would you like to play for? She goes if I win... "DOT DOT DOT" I guess that meant... Fill In The Blank? I said ok... we'll play for DOT DOT DOT. So I actually won that game. I said... well miss dot dot dot... I guess you owe me something later? And I left it like that.
We get back to the room. She heads to the bathroom. While she's in there... I yell and say hey!! You want me to pour you a drink? She says sure. She gets out of the bathroom... grabs her drink... and lays on the bed. Not only that... but... underneath the sheets. (My brain is scanning rapidly... where did I see this before??? Oh yes... that dirty ass 32 year old... who didn't give me any play.) So... it's a King size bed... I just sit all the way to the right of it. Barely edged my way on it. I didn't go underneath the covers. She gets up from the bed. Closes the curtains to make it darker in the room. Orders me to move over in the center of the bed... and she gets on top of me and we start making hot. (I give her a lot of credit... girl knows what she's doing... she's not afraid either.) She goes down on me... ehhh a little dry. Wasn't the best experience. I was really hot for her... just the way she did everything. I was like... I'm going to go down on this chick. (That's what I was thinking.) My rod is ready to go... I flip her over... get on top of her... remove her panties... and the fukking odor that came from her crotch... son of a bit#$. Ain't no way I'm going down on that. G-damn I said to myself. (A little history... I've only gone down on 3 chicks my entire life... because their snatches were AMAZING. Golden box if you will. I should of married any of those 3. Didn't know those affairs would of been short lived... anyways back to story.) So, I'm driving her... and every thrust is releasing toxins into the air. oh god... I said to myself... WHY??? WHY??? We probably screwed for about 45 minutes.... when you're taking those pills... you can go on and on... and on... and on... you practically have to make yourself release.
After that... I was tired. I almost fell asleep. She said I started snoring... but I didn't recall that. She said... you wanna hop in the Jacuzzi tub? I said sure... that felt pretty good. Haven't been in one of those in awhile.
About an hour went by again... she wanted to screw. She went down on me again.... and got me all ready to rock and roll Part 2 style. It was only like midnight... Im use to this stuff happening about 4am lol I'm like damn... now I gotta lay next to her all night. We cuddled... I couldn't sleep a wink. Wasn't her fault... I just can't sleep in hotel beds. I need my own bed. She was nice to lay next to. Unlike most girls. But... I'm sick of these pie holes stinking. I just don't get it.
Overall it was a nice date... I'd probably see her again... but not for awhile. She wasn't that bad.
I might retire gang for a few weeks... getting bored with these hoes. Need something different... someone more entertaining. Hardly any selection to chose from anymore. It sucks. But thanks to everyone who has posted and keeps this thread interesting!
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Moneyshot talk to me about the music playing in your car?Comment -
Dude, what if a relative or employer sees this thread and notices on your girls that you have slammed and how much they loved taking your rod. You are low to post photos of girls on here as conquests.
Sbr forum dawt com.
Typical red neck yank.Comment
