Photos: Girl Claims She's 26, 5'5'', 164 lbs. DD Chest. I Question Her Weight?

[Tommy_de1st]

Where did you meet the chick above? She is fu king hot! Huge . And why are you not banging this chick all the time? How did it end with this chick? Fuk all the other chicks, this one above takes the cake.

Don't you get it?
He's a hunter, second after getting laid with one, he's thinking about the others. That;s why I love them ... girls. There is always a new one at the horizon

[Ghenghis Kahn]

money that 19 yo is pretty fukking hot.

you definitely got her at the perfect time.

you know she's gonna get huge by the time she's 35.

[compaqDikk]

jesus christ looks at the titts on this bitch

[packerd_00]

Yeah, I tried POF 2 years ago and I sent a message to somewhere between 150-200 women. I only got one reply, but she was already in a relationship (I should have read her description better). That really ruined it for me (the lack of replies that I would receive despite mass replying), even though I have been told in the past that POF was a goldmine for hook-ups. I don't know if POF still has it, but there is a section where you can see who viewed your profile... I didn't have too many views, but nearly all of them were from fat chicks (not thick, but FAT).

I might try POF again, and maybe change the approach in my message to grab their attention better. I'm not doing this for relationships (as you said, most of the women on POF are psychos), only doing this just for hooking up.



Packerd_00: My guess is either the person you were replying to had your reply swarmed with a whole bunch of other replies, or they were a bot. There's not much you can do if they don't reply to you back, without you looking desperate by constantly replying them.

Cheers buddy,yeah I left it alone once I didnt get a response.

[Plaza23]

The problem with POF and most online dating sites is its a numbers game. Way too few of good looking chics, way too many of dudes. The above average girls might get 50 messages per day.

If you want to jump into an online dating pool that has better looking women - get on Tinder. Its a mobile APP, so only people with IPhones and Android are on it. You'll get classier, better looking, smarter college age women on there. Plus, there is no profile crap. Its simply if they like your picture, they say yes. And if you like there's back, then you say yes and its a connection. Then you get to text back and forth. Easy, no bs. Plus, it will usually say how many miles apart you guys are since it works on GPS.

[TheMoneyShot]

Where did you meet the chick above? She is fu king hot! Huge . And why are you not banging this chick all the time? How did it end with this chick? Fuk all the other chicks, this one above takes the cake.

That girl use to come in my salon and tan all the time. We use to flirt back and forth with each other constantly. One day it was around closing time. She was stalling... seems like she didn't want to leave. She started talking about traveling... drinking... just fun things. Naturally, I kept the conversation going. Before you knew it... it was 15 minutes passed closing. She goes... was I keeping you from something? I said no... not at all. Then some WATER came into play... one thing lead to another. I made a move. Clothes came off rapidly seconds later. That happened quite some time ago. I never saw her again. I think it freaked her out that she went along with it. I lost a customer. Always happens. I keep tabs on her though. She's still with the same guy... he's a young guy... and they had their first child together about a half a year ago.



UPDATE

I was just moments away from meeting the 26 year old. She was going to drive here.... RIGHT NOW. Everything was all in place... then all of a sudden I said... wait... did you just get off of work? She goes yes. I said... aren't you going to shower when you get home? She goes... oh I'm fine. Oh no you won't be fine... I had to cancel. Had the hotel setup and everything... and she knew it. We aren't having any smelly beaver. Ain't happening.

No she's arguing with me over text as to why I just cancelled. I said what are you arguing with me for? You didn't even pull out of your driveway yet! She goes... you're knocking me down! I hate rejection. I said... I'm not really knocking you... (How do you hint to someone I don't want to smell your sweaty beav all night long?) Exactly.

[TheMoneyShot]

money that 19 yo is pretty fukking hot.

you definitely got her at the perfect time.

you know she's gonna get huge by the time she's 35.

I'd still hit it again... but she's gained some weight from the baby. And... she was just smoking hot 2 years ago. She's still pretty than most of the girls her age... but she's lost that JOLT of excitement. You know what I mean? Man, this girl was nuts 2 years ago. Now, she's a mamma.

[ParlayininHTown]

That girl use to come in my salon and tan all the time. We use to flirt back and forth with each other constantly. One day it was around closing time. She was stalling... seems like she didn't want to leave. She started talking about traveling... drinking... just fun things. Naturally, I kept the conversation going. Before you knew it... it was 15 minutes passed closing. She goes... was I keeping you from something? I said no... not at all. Then some WATER came into play... one thing lead to another. I made a move. Clothes came off rapidly seconds later. That happened quite some time ago. I never saw her again. I think it freaked her out that she went along with it. I lost a customer. Always happens. I keep tabs on her though. She's still with the same guy... he's a young guy... and they had their first child together about a half a year ago.



UPDATE

I was just moments away from meeting the 26 year old. She was going to drive here.... RIGHT NOW. Everything was all in place... then all of a sudden I said... wait... did you just get off of work? She goes yes. I said... aren't you going to shower when you get home? She goes... oh I'm fine. Oh no you won't be fine... I had to cancel. Had the hotel setup and everything... and she knew it. We aren't having any smelly beaver. Ain't happening.

No she's arguing with me over text as to why I just cancelled. I said what are you arguing with me for? You didn't even pull out of your driveway yet! She goes... you're knocking me down! I hate rejection. I said... I'm not really knocking you... (How do you hint to someone I don't want to smell your sweaty beav all night long?) Exactly.

Tell the 26-year-old to call me.

I don't care if her pussy stinks.

I need this damn it.

[TheMoneyShot]

Tell the 26-year-old to call me.

I don't care if her pussy stinks.

I need this damn it.

I had a bad experience with a girl who didn't shower after she worked... or sweated... or whatever the hell she was doing. I think it's rude for a girl to not shower... she knows she's going to get hammered. That just doesn't make much sense to me? Why she wouldn't? At least I wash my dik for her. Ya know? She could at least wash her junk... maybe with Ajax or something?

[drfunkmaster]

i put my profession as a coroner. i get mad responses. and many msgs. they all ask if i really am a coroner, and i simply say yes. . many of the women are damaged, beyond repair. looking for a free meal ticket, gold diggers. abused women with kids. some are nice. but majority are just a waste of time. put coroner, you will get msgs.

[compaqDikk]

[packerd_00]

The problem with POF and most online dating sites is its a numbers game. Way too few of good looking chics, way too many of dudes. The above average girls might get 50 messages per day.

If you want to jump into an online dating pool that has better looking women - get on Tinder. Its a mobile APP, so only people with IPhones and Android are on it. You'll get classier, better looking, smarter college age women on there. Plus, there is no profile crap. Its simply if they like your picture, they say yes. And if you like there's back, then you say yes and its a connection. Then you get to text back and forth. Easy, no bs. Plus, it will usually say how many miles apart you guys are since it works on GPS.

I hate making Profiles

[bradthebloke]

"The funny thing is... this all goes to a girls head. But every one of those 70 guys wants to bang her. Nobody wants a relationship. That's why all these girls think their hot sh#$. My advice to you is just keep on emailing different girls. That's all I do. Girls that reply back... coming in at about 38-42% success rate. That's it. Nothing special... That's with just a return email. Sometimes you write back a 2nd time and they don't respond again. Because they have so many to choose from. Just keep firing away. "

absolutely! had a fat ass chick come up to me with her rolls hanging out and asked if i would buy her a drink. i asked why would i do that and she said cuz she was hot. told her to go supersize something and fawk off. had another one talking about how hot she was cuz all these guys wanted to take her home. I asked her how many guys wanted to take her home and introduce her to mom and dad? bitch shut the hell up quick.

[bradthebloke]

"So in all honesty hurricane that's all I really shoot for... I'm trying to bonk a girl who's born in every different year. I've bonked 1994, 1993, 1992, 1991, 1990, 1988, 1987, 1986, 1985, 1984, 1983, 1982, 1981, 1980, 1979, 1978... you get the idea. I'm missing 1989. For some reason they don't like me. I can't recall bonking anyone born in 1989. One of my goals is 1995. That will take some talent. And I think 1996 is legal too. It's going to be tough."


Money you and i are the exact same except I didnt care about their birthyear, I was more about accumulating as many different names as I could. so if I had already been with a few Jennifers and I met a new one named Jennifer who was a total hottie, and a girl named Svetlana who was more on the ugly side, I would try to bang the svetlana since I hadnt had one before.

[hurricane1091]

POF is getting worse and worse when it comes to getting a reply back. These girls are just plain psycho. I always send messages to girls first. This week alone... I must of sent messages to about 30 different girls. If I'm doing it... I know some other guy is doing it. May the best lies win. All I get are blown out fat chicks that write me first. I'm a fat chick magnet. No... I mean really FAT. So fat I wouldn't even be seen in public with. You know that psycho 32 year old that locked me out of my hotel room? When we were having dinner she had over 70 emails that weren't read yet. 70 dudes trying to get up on her at pof. The funny thing is... this all goes to a girls head. But every one of those 70 guys wants to bang her. Nobody wants a relationship. That's why all these girls think their hot sh#$. My advice to you is just keep on emailing different girls. That's all I do. Girls that reply back... coming in at about 38-42% success rate. That's it. Nothing special... That's with just a return email. Sometimes you write back a 2nd time and they don't respond again. Because they have so many to choose from. Just keep firing away.





It's not bizarre. All I like are the younger ones to be honest. Those are the trophy awards going out at the ceremony. You know what I mean? One of my favorite smashes of all time... This girl I was talking to was 17 years old. Her profile said 18 at pof. She was still a senior in high school. I thought it was a sting or a setup at pof. I had her cell number because I asked for it earlier... I sent her a text... just to see who responded etc? She goes I really want to be with you blah blah blah. I said look honey... ain't happening til you're 18. I think at the time she was about 17 years old and 3 months? Something like that. I let a year go by... I was like sh#$ I still have this girls number... let me give her a text. Chick gets so excited... she goes I want to meet you right now. I just worked a double shift... I'm tired as hell... but I said f it... you only live once on this one. I'm 35 years old at the time... she's about 18 years 2 months roughly. We meet at this one area on the east side of Detroit I-94 area. It's about 11 pm. She has that whoreish attitude about her that you just can't say no to. Clearly she's looking for a relationship. I can just tell. I said... so what do you want to do? She goes... tell me what you want to do? I said tell you what I want to do huh? Ok. I'm straight forward with her... sh#$ I better be with the age difference. I said... let's grab some fast food... and some POP. And let's grab a hotel. We can talk... do whatever. You know? She thinks about it for a few... she goes I have to ask you a question... do you smoke weed? I said honey... I'm sorry I don't... but if you want to go ahead and fire it up... I'll watch you whatever you gotta do to get yourself in the mood. We're in the hotel parking lot... chick is hitting her bong in her car like MAD. I'm fugging rolling inside... trying not to laugh. Cut the story short... we get in the hotel... clothes come off in about 10 minutes. One of my best lays of my life. Oddly enough her gash didn't smell... nice boobs... nice hips. Woah. great evening. The girl did ANYTHING you wanted to do. ANYTHING. She did it like she was your servant. After the night was over... my phone blew up every day for about a week. She goes when are we going to hang out again? When? When? Unfortunately... she was a one and done thing. I called her about 5 months after we had sex. She told me to fuk off. Lose my number. All that date cost me was about $80 total... and well worth it.

Here are some of her photos at the time. She looks much better in person. I swear to you. She's just a total sex geek in person. Anyone would love to bounce her.









Another girl I bonked when I was about 33 and she was 19. This girl takes the cake. I'm enjoying every moment of this... and this girl wants me to cu^ quickly. I'm on top of her and I'm like why do you want me to cu^ for? She goes aren't you liking it? I'm like babe relax. (I'm loving every moment of this... and she wants me to cu^ quickly? I'm saying to myself wtf is your problem hun?) Guy has to enjoy this. She wants me to spread my load everywhere 5 minutes into it! Crazy girl. Nicest . mmmmmm Unreal girl. She was having problems with her boyfriend at the time. We were having some POP. One thing lead to another... girl was amazing.


She's in the middle






On the left





Will you take a look at her!!! How in the hell do you say NO TO HER? You don't.



So in all honesty hurricane that's all I really shoot for... I'm trying to bonk a girl who's born in every different year. I've bonked 1994, 1993, 1992, 1991, 1990, 1988, 1987, 1986, 1985, 1984, 1983, 1982, 1981, 1980, 1979, 1978... you get the idea. I'm missing 1989. For some reason they don't like me. I can't recall bonking anyone born in 1989. One of my goals is 1995. That will take some talent. And I think 1996 is legal too. It's going to be tough.

This is the real American dream.

[ParlayininHTown]

So I went on Tinder and liked about 500 different girls' photos (yes, even the fat ones), and not a single match has come up yet.

I must be uglier than I thought.

[compaqDikk]

So I went on Tinder and liked about 500 different girls' photos (yes, even the fat ones), and not a single match has come up yet.

I must be uglier than I thought.

sir would you like me to take you under my wing and show you the art of catfishing?

[TheMoneyShot]

How confidential is Tinder? Like, you know how you get an app for your phone like "SnapChat"... somehow once they get a hold of your cell number... they link you with other SnapChat users who "know you." I don't want an app where everyone knows me! So if I make a Tinder acct... I don't want someone who knows my cell... know that I have a Tinder acct. Seems like every app you get for your phone... they try to match other users with your cell phone. I don't like that.




UPDATE


I'm suppose to meet the 23 year old Sunday at 3 PM. She told me she's going to wear a sundress for me. (That should be interesting.) I think her tatts are kinda out of whack... so hopefully she covers them up a bit. I have the hotel already reserved. She said she already wanted to stay the night because of the drive. She's driving 2 hours... and I'm driving an hour. Neutral city.

We're suppose to meet meet up at the hotel. I'm tired of wining and dining this chicks. Please be easy... I keep telling myself lol She keeps texting... what else are we going to do? I have secondary plans in my head already... but I'm not telling her... because then she'll want to do them. And then I'll be spending a boat load of money again. If I can keep her in this hotel for majority of the time... huge success lol There's a lot to do in short driving distance... a lot of fun things to do. Don't break my wallet though.

Hope she doesn't cancel. We'll see what happens.

[downsouth]

How confidential is Tinder? Like, you know how you get an app for your phone like "SnapChat"... somehow once they get a hold of your cell number... they link you with other SnapChat users who "know you." I don't want an app where everyone knows me! So if I make a Tinder acct... I don't want someone who knows my cell... know that I have a Tinder acct. Seems like every app you get for your phone... they try to match other users with your cell phone. I don't like that.




UPDATE


I'm suppose to meet the 23 year old Sunday at 3 PM. She told me she's going to wear a sundress for me. (That should be interesting.) I think her tatts are kinda out of whack... so hopefully she covers them up a bit. I have the hotel already reserved. She said she already wanted to stay the night because of the drive. She's driving 2 hours... and I'm driving an hour. Neutral city.

We're suppose to meet meet up at the hotel. I'm tired of wining and dining this chicks. Please be easy... I keep telling myself lol She keeps texting... what else are we going to do? I have secondary plans in my head already... but I'm not telling her... because then she'll want to do them. And then I'll be spending a boat load of money again. If I can keep her in this hotel for majority of the time... huge success lol There's a lot to do in short driving distance... a lot of fun things to do. Don't break my wallet though.

Hope she doesn't cancel. We'll see what happens.

Don't get me wrong being married, with kids there are times when I am green with envy at your exploratory adventures but man. I am definitely not jealous of what it must do to your wallet. If your doing this at least a couple times a month it has to be smashing (no pun intended) your bank account. You need to find a batch of courting activities that come on the cheap


Good luck

[ACoochy]

Don't get me wrong being married, with kids there are times when I am green with envy at your exploratory adventures but man. I am definitely not jealous of what it must do to your wallet. If your doing this at least a couple times a month it has to be smashing (no pun intended) your bank account. You need to find a batch of courting activities that come on the cheap


Good luck

Dude if your married you can be guaranteed that on a cost per lay ratio TMS is breaking out much more +EV than yourself...

EG For the example here lets assume you have courtship with your wife twice a week and earn 100k pa. Thats an average of 1k per lay.

Man she better be worth it souther...

[Plaza23]

How confidential is Tinder? Like, you know how you get an app for your phone like "SnapChat"... somehow once they get a hold of your cell number... they link you with other SnapChat users who "know you." I don't want an app where everyone knows me! So if I make a Tinder acct... I don't want someone who knows my cell... know that I have a Tinder acct. Seems like every app you get for your phone... they try to match other users with your cell phone. I don't like that.

Tinder works in conjuction with logging into facebook. Once you log into facebook and run the APP, it'll show you girls and it'll say below their picture how many mutual friends you have on facebook. So if you want to be completely anonymous its probably not the best dating app to use. You can always create a fake facebook profile in which you have no friends, and then you'd just get shown random girls. But remember to always put into your facebook profile whatever age you want to be on Tinder, because Tinder pulls your age directly from what you put on facebook.

You dont have to have a phone number to use Tinder. You just need a facebook profile. Thats how it identifies you as a unique user. It does not do phone confirmation like snapchat does.

[Da Manster!]

How confidential is Tinder? Like, you know how you get an app for your phone like "SnapChat"... somehow once they get a hold of your cell number... they link you with other SnapChat users who "know you." I don't want an app where everyone knows me! So if I make a Tinder acct... I don't want someone who knows my cell... know that I have a Tinder acct. Seems like every app you get for your phone... they try to match other users with your cell phone. I don't like that.




UPDATE


I'm suppose to meet the 23 year old Sunday at 3 PM. She told me she's going to wear a sundress for me. (That should be interesting.) I think her tatts are kinda out of whack... so hopefully she covers them up a bit. I have the hotel already reserved. She said she already wanted to stay the night because of the drive. She's driving 2 hours... and I'm driving an hour. Neutral city.

We're suppose to meet meet up at the hotel. I'm tired of wining and dining this chicks. Please be easy... I keep telling myself lol She keeps texting... what else are we going to do? I have secondary plans in my head already... but I'm not telling her... because then she'll want to do them. And then I'll be spending a boat load of money again. If I can keep her in this hotel for majority of the time... huge success lol There's a lot to do in short driving distance... a lot of fun things to do. Don't break my wallet though.

Hope she doesn't cancel. We'll see what happens.

so why don't you try to date chicks that are within a 10 - 15 mile radius from where you live...I realize this lessens the pool of potential prospects but at least you save lots of $$$ by not having to travel and pay for a hotel...or at the very least just meet her for a casual date the first time at a neutral location nearby and then you can decide if you want to hit it and bring her to your home!...

[Libanese]

Tinder is not confidential. You have to be linked to Facebook to use it. That should tell you how transparent the service is.

I don't get why anyone in the twenties (male or female) use Tinder.

Hell, if I couldn't go to a bar and just pick up someone, it was a bad night. Tinder has begun to morph into girls wanting "more".

With all the cat fishing and outdated pics online, I like my one night stands viewed in person before she gets a dick pic.

[Cuse0323]

Damn, that thick 19 year old blonde is where it's at.

[Footballtime]

so why don't you try to date chicks that are within a 10 - 15 mile radius from where you live...I realize this lessens the pool of potential prospects but at least you save lots of $$$ by not having to travel and pay for a hotel...or at the very least just meet her for a casual date the first time at a neutral location nearby and then you can decide if you want to hit it and bring her to your home!...

Never let a new piece of pussy know where you live, this is a rookie mistake...Also never play where you live..... Good luck TMS, love the threads bro.......

[ParlayininHTown]

Gotta be between 1,000-1,500 pics liked on Tinder and still not one match.

I tried to tell you guys ...

[Da Manster!]

Never let a new piece of pussy know where you live, this is a rookie mistake...Also never play where you live..... Good luck TMS, love the threads bro.......

maybe for you, but not others...I've had several girlfriends whom I've fukked at my house and never once have had a problem...Just lay down the law, tell 'em what's expected (relationship wise) and the rest will take care of itself.

[Gradius]

You said you "girlfriends", but I don't think Money is looking for a relationship. It could probably work (bringing them over to your place), but I would err on the side of caution... all it takes is one to mess everything up.

[daneblazer]

Never let a new piece of pussy know where you live, this is a rookie mistake...Also never play where you live..... Good luck TMS, love the threads bro.......

This guy gets it

[daneblazer]

For a minute I thought the 23 year old had a wedding band on

[a4u2fear]

Interesting

[timbaland99]

We need some live in game updates from TMS.

[ParlayininHTown]

What does it take to get a fukking match on this Tinder shit?

I am liking every woman I see, and still not one match.

#ugliestposteronSBR

[TheMoneyShot]

Don't get me wrong being married, with kids there are times when I am green with envy at your exploratory adventures but man. I am definitely not jealous of what it must do to your wallet. If your doing this at least a couple times a month it has to be smashing (no pun intended) your bank account. You need to find a batch of courting activities that come on the cheap


Good luck

This is the downside to it. Last 3-4 dates doing this... you're looking at a loss of maybe around $500-$600. I'm beginning to think... maybe I should just go for the extremely attractive ones? I am starting to tire out a little. This last chick I was with... I just wanted to go home. I'm debating if I could get sex at a strip club for a $100? Never tried that. What's more cost efficient? Or should I say +EV

Tinder works in conjuction with logging into facebook. Once you log into facebook and run the APP, it'll show you girls and it'll say below their picture how many mutual friends you have on facebook. So if you want to be completely anonymous its probably not the best dating app to use. You can always create a fake facebook profile in which you have no friends, and then you'd just get shown random girls. But remember to always put into your facebook profile whatever age you want to be on Tinder, because Tinder pulls your age directly from what you put on facebook.

You dont have to have a phone number to use Tinder. You just need a facebook profile. Thats how it identifies you as a unique user. It does not do phone confirmation like snapchat does.

Thanks for the reply! I needed to know this.

so why don't you try to date chicks that are within a 10 - 15 mile radius from where you live...I realize this lessens the pool of potential prospects but at least you save lots of $$$ by not having to travel and pay for a hotel...or at the very least just meet her for a casual date the first time at a neutral location nearby and then you can decide if you want to hit it and bring her to your home!...

In my younger years doing this... you try to stay as far away from home base as possible for many reasons. I own a house... not an apartment. When I was younger living at home still with my parents... my car use to get destroyed by girls who knew where I lived. Bunch of stalkers. A girl would always know why I was seeing etc. That's bad for your rep. If you want to juggle 2-3... they need to be spread out a little. Or... else pay the consequences. So, like I said... I own a home I do have a garage... but all it takes is a girl to tell a dude where I live... throw a brick through my living room window... and there's $1,000 down the drain. Yes, bitches will do this if they feel violated. The 26 year old in this thread wanted to know where I lived. She wanted to drive all the way... from 2:30 away... to my place... and I said it ain't going to happen right over the phone to her. I'd gladly pay the cost of a Red Roof Inn and a fifth of something so a girl doesn't know where I live.

Never let a new piece of pussy know where you live, this is a rookie mistake...Also never play where you live..... Good luck TMS, love the threads bro.......

Good pointers FB! And thanks man!


UPDATE

It's now time for the update! I met up with the 23 year old around 4:00 pm. She was about 45 minutes late or so. Got the hotel all setup. I use hotels.com and you guys should to.... save a few $$$. Once I got there I reminded the clerk of the refrigerator I requested when I placed the order online. He said... no it doesn't say it here on my end but tell you what. Let me upgrade you to the best room we have with a Jacuzzi tub and a microwave refrigerator. I said wow... ok cool. Thanks. No I didn't tip him... was I suppose to?

We were texting back and forth and she goes I'll just come through the lobby and go to the 3rd floor. I've had about 4 captains in me already and working on some pinnacle vodka lol I'm laughing to myself... what kind of girl just goes right to a hotel room without seeing someone face to face? Classic. I opened the door to let her in... she was about 6 footsteps away. She walks right in... girl looked great. She's wearing this dress... sundress. Boobs hanging out. Nice ass. Done up pretty nicely. The photos looked just like her.



We went out to eat. Shot some pool. She kicked my ass. I'm not that good of a player. But, just before the next game of pool... she goes... "So, what would you like to play for?" I said... I'll probably lose anyways... so what would you like to play for? She goes if I win... "DOT DOT DOT" I guess that meant... Fill In The Blank? I said ok... we'll play for DOT DOT DOT. So I actually won that game. I said... well miss dot dot dot... I guess you owe me something later? And I left it like that.



We get back to the room. She heads to the bathroom. While she's in there... I yell and say hey!! You want me to pour you a drink? She says sure. She gets out of the bathroom... grabs her drink... and lays on the bed. Not only that... but... underneath the sheets. (My brain is scanning rapidly... where did I see this before??? Oh yes... that dirty ass 32 year old... who didn't give me any play.) So... it's a King size bed... I just sit all the way to the right of it. Barely edged my way on it. I didn't go underneath the covers. She gets up from the bed. Closes the curtains to make it darker in the room. Orders me to move over in the center of the bed... and she gets on top of me and we start making hot. (I give her a lot of credit... girl knows what she's doing... she's not afraid either.) She goes down on me... ehhh a little dry. Wasn't the best experience. I was really hot for her... just the way she did everything. I was like... I'm going to go down on this chick. (That's what I was thinking.) My rod is ready to go... I flip her over... get on top of her... remove her panties... and the fukking odor that came from her crotch... son of a bit#$. Ain't no way I'm going down on that. G-damn I said to myself. (A little history... I've only gone down on 3 chicks my entire life... because their snatches were AMAZING. Golden box if you will. I should of married any of those 3. Didn't know those affairs would of been short lived... anyways back to story.) So, I'm driving her... and every thrust is releasing toxins into the air. oh god... I said to myself... WHY??? WHY??? We probably screwed for about 45 minutes.... when you're taking those pills... you can go on and on... and on... and on... you practically have to make yourself release.

After that... I was tired. I almost fell asleep. She said I started snoring... but I didn't recall that. She said... you wanna hop in the Jacuzzi tub? I said sure... that felt pretty good. Haven't been in one of those in awhile.

About an hour went by again... she wanted to screw. She went down on me again.... and got me all ready to rock and roll Part 2 style. It was only like midnight... Im use to this stuff happening about 4am lol I'm like damn... now I gotta lay next to her all night. We cuddled... I couldn't sleep a wink. Wasn't her fault... I just can't sleep in hotel beds. I need my own bed. She was nice to lay next to. Unlike most girls. But... I'm sick of these pie holes stinking. I just don't get it.

Overall it was a nice date... I'd probably see her again... but not for awhile. She wasn't that bad.

I might retire gang for a few weeks... getting bored with these hoes. Need something different... someone more entertaining. Hardly any selection to chose from anymore. It sucks. But thanks to everyone who has posted and keeps this thread interesting!

[killacappapilla]

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