Read and take warning!

[tiger_bait]

I have not fully yet understood why my contribution to the sbr forums has constantly gone unrecognized. The originality and excitement that I generate makes this place feel like home to much of this community. It is often said that THE GREAT ONES WE ONLY BE RECOGNIZED WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN MUTILATED, I guess so it must be with me. I have come as a man of intellect, wisdom flows like proverbs out of my soul, but for what? To post life changing information for free and not receive a thank you. I feel as though I am the prophet of peace and love for the twenty first century, bringing my good news to all of you, only to be called a creepy dumb weirdo.


But now things have taken a dark turn because of my rejection. Shall I say what shall befall upon this forum? Shall I warn you of the cataclysmic ending of sbr. I shall! Those who read me and try to understand my words shall be armed with the necessary tools to survive the impeding doom. Take heed and read what I have to say. It is only I(and those you take me serious) that can save sbr!

Do not fear! Soon I will give a detailed account of the coming sbr apocalypse in complicated parables and metaphors. Then I will also give a interpretation of my detailed account of the apocalypse and it too will riddled with parables and metaphors. Then I will reveal to you another way in which you can interpret my complicated riddles and parables and then maybe, if you my students are hungry enough, I shall bless you with more interpretations; Once this has taken place, and I(prophet tiger_bait) have been satisfied that enough interpretations have been put forth about my prophecy of the coming apocalypse of sbr, then I will start a debate with myself about which interpretation is the proper one.

No hear my friends! This may seem extremely complicated and confusing, but rest assure I shall guide you through the process. If you study these future words of mine, and read all the possible interpretations of them, and then meditate about the debate that I will have with myself on the topic of which is the proper interpretation, then maybe we can all survive the coming sbr apocalypse and this forum be the central forum of all understanding.

Prophet tiger_bait

[konck]

Hi I stopped reading this shat after the first line
have a good day

[Swinging Johnson]

The only prophecies we care about concerns tonight's MLB.

[SamDiamond]

So I can understand this.

You selected a forum where >90% are functionally illiterate to lay down your parables?

[zert]

Some people are full of it

[itchypickle]

Words

[ROYAJA8]

I think someone is off their meds. Eddie Muney translate this guys craziness for us.

[tiger_bait]

Book of tiger_bait

Chapter 1

1 To those who are dreaming in a state of peaceful bliss this shall not be for you. 2 It broke open the sky and there I saw what only I could see - nothing other than A giant LCD flat screen computer monitor. 3 Oh how crisp and beautiful where the images upon that screen but then came upon it the image of a man. 4 Oh when he gazed upon me I trembled and when he spoke I attempted to find a secluded dark hiding spot. 5 There was none! No it can not be so! "Destruction" was the word that kept ringing in my ears. 6 Oh what dread Oh what horror. 7 Peace was not to be found - As the monitor dissipated into oblivion I saw tear drops flooding the town. "Build a boat or climb upon the roof. Where is my poor Basset Hound" was an all too common cry. 8 "No wait, I have the Eagles minus three, I must see what happens first" said a man with one leg. 9 Then sounds waves exiting a speaker, mounted upon the great storm of Jupiter, rushed at speeds faster than that of light, and came upon my ear drums. 10 Oh how can such a thing take place? Oh how could it come to be? 11 Mental processes at work oh please complex brain processes spell out to me thine message! What is the message? 12 It was simply this - The warning and directions of the secret sign break apart a forum that I have chose to be mine and in this I found lacking so more destruction came a revolution is wanting in the light of a hurricane!

chapter 2 to come

[konck]

Book of tiger_bait

Chapter 1

1 To those who are dreaming in a state of peaceful bliss this shall not be for you. 2 It broke open the sky and there I saw what only I could see - nothing other than A giant LCD flat screen computer monitor. 3 Oh how crisp ad beautiful where the images upon that screen but then came upon it the image of a man. 4 Oh when he gazed upon me I trembled and when he spoke I attempted to find a secluded dark hiding spot. 5 There was none! No it can not be so! "Destruction" was the word that kept ringing in my ears. 6 Oh what dread Oh what horror. 7 Peace was not to be found - As the monitor dissipated into oblivion I saw tear drops flooding the town. "Build a boat or climb upon the roof. Where is my poor Basset Hound" was an all too common cry. 8 "No wait, I have the Eagles minus three, I must see what happens first" said a man with one leg. 9 Then sounds waves exiting a speaker, mounted upon the great storm of Jupiter, rushed at speeds faster than that of light, and heat my ear drums. 10 Oh how can such a thing take place? Oh how could it come to be? 11 Mental processes at work and complex brain processes spell out to me thine message! What is the message? 12 It was simply this - The warning and directions of the secret sign break apart a forum that I have chose to be mine and in this I found lacking so more destruction came a revolution is wanting in the light of a hurricane!

chapter 2 to come

Ok again I got to the part that said chapter 1 ....after that I didnt go on have a good day

[tiger_bait]

Chapter 2


1 It had seemed as if years had gone by, but no, only seconds. 2 I stumbled about as if severely bruised,but no physical defects were upon my being. 3 Then as I went to urinate I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and what was it that was upon my head? A hippo? 4 How could it be? How is it that I still stand? 5 More importantly, why was it pink and could it be that it was enjoying its new habitat? 6 I am not sure but I did not dwell much upon these questions. 7 Then I walked to the toilet and as bodily fluid was escaping me I received a call. Had I my phone this entire time? No this was not my phone. Reluctantly I answered. 8 “A thousand dollars on the over season total for the Saints” I quickly said the very second I answered the phone; But why would I say such a thing?This was not my phone. Who was I even talking to. 9 After what seemed a substantial amount of time a voice of a woman, seductive and erotic voice as I have ever heard, replied “ Your bet has been submitted, and if you lose you shall be squashed and devoured.” 10 To say I was not slightly turned on would be a misrepresentation of what happen. For what, am I not human?

[Kermit]

Alright, this is getting weird.

[Spanks]

seems like a nice place to take a crap...

[Easy-Rider 66]

seems like a nice place to take a crap...

[MoneyLineDawg]

Why are there so many weird fukks on here lately? Just talk sports and betting.....Other than that, funny stories and pictures, some hot chicks thrown in here and there

There's gotta be something better you guys can do with your time than post a bunch of bullshit that no one cares about or even reads

Carry on....

[chipper]

HUH?!?!?!?!? Whatever drugs you are on, I want some!

[Seaweed]

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Thanks for the warning

[Seaweed]

Thanks for the warning

[Fidel_CashFlow]

I have not fully yet understood why my contribution to the sbr forums has constantly gone unrecognized. The originality and excitement that I generate makes this place feel like home to much of this community. It is often said that THE GREAT ONES WE ONLY BE RECOGNIZED WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN MUTILATED, I guess so it must be with me. I have come as a man of intellect, wisdom flows like proverbs out of my soul, but for what? To post life changing information for free and not receive a thank you. I feel as though I am the prophet of peace and love for the twenty first century, bringing my good news to all of you, only to be called a creepy dumb weirdo.


But now things have taken a dark turn because of my rejection. Shall I say what shall befall upon this forum? Shall I warn you of the cataclysmic ending of sbr. I shall! Those who read me and try to understand my words shall be armed with the necessary tools to survive the impeding doom. Take heed and read what I have to say. It is only I(and those you take me serious) that can save sbr!

Do not fear! Soon I will give a detailed account of the coming sbr apocalypse in complicated parables and metaphors. Then I will also give a interpretation of my detailed account of the apocalypse and it too will riddled with parables and metaphors. Then I will reveal to you another way in which you can interpret my complicated riddles and parables and then maybe, if you my students are hungry enough, I shall bless you with more interpretations; Once this has taken place, and I(prophet tiger_bait) have been satisfied that enough interpretations have been put forth about my prophecy of the coming apocalypse of sbr, then I will start a debate with myself about which interpretation is the proper one.

No hear my friends! This may seem extremely complicated and confusing, but rest assure I shall guide you through the process. If you study these future words of mine, and read all the possible interpretations of them, and then meditate about the debate that I will have with myself on the topic of which is the proper interpretation, then maybe we can all survive the coming sbr apocalypse and this forum be the central forum of all understanding.

Prophet tiger_bait

[Fidel_CashFlow]

[tiger_bait]

Chapter 3


1 Darkness suddenly was all around and nothing could be seen. 2 I heard what seemed as if a baby was crying but it was a eerie and evil of a noise. 3 Then behold I was sliding down a rainbow and saw a sign with the symbols of SBR printed upon it but it was scorching in an uncontrollable fire. 4 Many of people on top of keyboards with wheels where attempted to put it out. 5 Then once again darkness! 6 A mountain I was upon and a feeling of peace saturated my very being. 6 Was all well? Could it be? 7 There was a book next to me with the title Knowledge and as I touched it sharp pain took a hold of me and I tumbled down the mountain. 8 Then at the base was two paths in which it was a must to choose one. 9 I went to the left and death followed me in the form of a casino with huge breast and a fine butt! 10 Oh woe is me Oh woe is me!

[THam12]

Attention is something many lust for.

[tiger_bait]

Book of tiger_bait

Chapter 1

1 To those who are dreaming in a state of peaceful bliss this shall not be for you. 2 It broke open the sky and there I saw what only I could see - nothing other than A giant LCD flat screen computer monitor. 3 Oh how crisp and beautiful where the images upon that screen but then came upon it the image of a man. 4 Oh when he gazed upon me I trembled and when he spoke I attempted to find a secluded dark hiding spot.

Interpretations --- to make it easier for one to follow I will give three interpretations for a section of verse(if more or needed later than I will do so. by adding more of my personalities)


Also I will divide myself in three which will be A – B – and C and each will give an interpretation.Then my personalities will debate with each other. I do not(at least now) want to go into real technical interpretations and so each personality will give a vague and general interpretation of the each section of verse.


Interpretations
A- This section of verse is beautiful.What is important here is the LCD screen and the man which appears on the monitor. This clearly represents how the posters on this forum love to post a bunch of flaming crap but because it is not direct communication the minute someone starts watching them they run and hide(or just close their browser).


B- I love this section of verse. It is very sexual and is signifying how a majority of time people or both posting to the forum and masturbating at the same time. Some of the people may also be drinking a beer while letting some of the beer drip out off their mouth and let it run down over their breast for ultimate stimulation. If someone walk in however they run and hide.


C- I think this section of verse is not to be interpreted at all. It is just a bunch of preliminary imagery the means absolutely nothing but prepares the way for important points which will follow.


Debate
A- Both B and C are complete morons. I do not understand how C can think this verse is just imagery and setting the stage for important points. Why not or what he thinks are important points just imagery.C is just as stupid as one could be. B just cant get his mind off of sex! He is just a horny being.


B- A wants to never interpret anything sexual. Two people could be humping each other and A would say that the image had nothing to do with sex.As far as C is concerned A did a good job of criticism there.


C- Both A and B have not clearly understood the purpose of the prophecy. You can not read an interpretation of all the metaphors you must just pick and choose want you want to interpret and then interpret it in any way you want.






All right if we need to personalities we will debate this more later. Next though we will proceed to the next section of verse.

[Eddy Munny]

This shit is weak.

[Burkina2008]

cant wait to read the next chapter

please, kill urself only after finishing the story

[Easy-Rider 66]

An esoteric exercise in futility here at SBR.

[Spanks]

what.

[MakePwithMe]

wasteman

[DUBnation]

tl;dnr