Just got this baby! Any rockers here playing a tele or stratocaster? 
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That looks like a piece of shit to me. Figures a brokedikkfukk like yourself would grab the first piece of wood with strings on it that fits within your welfare budget. The case looks more promising than the guitar. Did you pluck that silly ass paddlestick off the clearance rack at Wal-Mart?
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Play us a tune Mike
Playing the guitar is something I've always wanted to do, but just don't have the patience/time to learn
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Ooooo, Mikey must've jammed Eddy. The hate is oozing from his post.
Nice, Mike. I used to play bass.Comment -
Yeah Mike, upload a video of yourself from your abode inside a Volkswagen van, in full mullet revelry. Select your finest attire, you know, the tank top with the fewest jizz stains on it, and then summon all your artistic strength and coax something out of your fancy gee-tar that vaguely resembles a tune. If that fails, then just overdub the banjo track from Deliverance and play air guitar in your homemade Ted Nugent-esque raccoon tail.Originally posted by daneblazerPlay us a tune Mike
Playing the guitar is something I've always wanted to do, but just don't have the patience/time to learn
We'll all applaud the effort and pretend you're not retarded. Thanks in advance.Comment -
Why do you like this kid so much?Originally posted by Eddy MunnyComment -
I spotted him panhandling at a bus stop once, so I donated enough for fare and he betrayed this generosity by disappearing into a corner liquor store and reappearing with a 24 oz. of Pabst Blue Ribbon.Originally posted by ADR51Comment -
I notice your guitar is left-handed.Comment -
Nah, that driftwood at the top is a righty. It's not like Mike would know the difference anyhow. Incidentally, he does claim to be a southpaw when he spanks his monkey, that way he can keep the meth pipe steady with his right at all times.Originally posted by Jimmy ProffettComment -
Gotta admit, that's a pretty nice case though. Why you'd use it to put a $40 Walmart guitar in I guess we'll never know.Comment -
Yeah Jimmy, that's the question. Unfortunately Mikejamm has been less than forthcoming with a response, but that may be due to the fact that the public library is closed for the holiday weekend.
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Rumor is he won a laptop from SBR with all his points won by playing flawless poker... but spending that $30 to have internet access.... ahhhhh therein lies the rub.Comment -
Nope right handed model bro. If you mean left handed as in the the hand you make chords with and strum with the right hand, then it might be left handed to you. lol! This guitar ain't no fuk'in walmart special, as Eddy penis eater wouldn't know a decent guitar because all he knows is how stick a cok in his mouth and obtain a jizz surprise!Originally posted by Jimmy Proffett
If you actually look at that certificate there good people, this is a limited edition custom shop model Fender Telecoustic guitar. Meaning it has active electronics and can be played with or without an amplifier. The top is solid northern "sitka" spruce wood with a beautiful translucent Sunburst finish, so the grain of the wood shows through.
The fingerboard is made of Brazilian rosewood and the bridge is a custom cut mahogany "arrow" shape and the strings actually go all the way through the guitar body and have machined brass ferrules on the backside, This gives the guitar better sustain and incredible tone. The machine heads where the tuners and the strings attach to the neck are mother of pearl abalone.
Everything on this guitar is handmade right down the custom shop case specifically made just for it. I wont bother to tell you the price, but suffice to say, it would keep Eddy Munny shit in hamburgers for the rest of his miserable basement living life!
All my guitars I consider works of art. Fender musical instruments just celebrated 60 yeas of making guitars and the Telecaster was the first guitar style that Leo Fender made. He later designed the Stratocaster and both of these guitar creations are still the standard for musicians today.
Leo was so far ahead of his time it was truly unreal, back then in the early 50's nobody had seen anything like the strat or tele until seeing Buddy Holly play one on tv! If you grew up listening to the Beach Boys, or surf twang pioneer Dick Dale, jammed out on Jimi Hendrix or Richie Blackmore from Deep Purple, you've heard the awesome Fender guitar tone!
Of course there are countless others too, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughn, just to name a few. Back in my wild youth, I had the good fortune to work for Fender Musical Instruments in Fullerton, CA as well as tour around the country in numerous different bands. I'd make you guys sick if I told you some of the rockers I've did shots of whiskey and lines of coke with, but what the fuk you only live once right!
Just thought I'd share a little different side of 'ol mikey with you degererates. I still love to play and had to give up the hard liv'in side of rock'in once the wife and kids came along, but every now and then I'll crank up the Marshall 100 watt amplifier and 4 - 12" speaker cabinet, plug in one of my vintage strats and remind the neighbors there's a bluesman in the neighborhood!
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Look closely there degens, see that gold embossed "V" logo at the bottom of the certificate, that signifies it was made in the Fender Custom Shop. So hey Jimmy, you might try look'in at what's inside the case instead of just the case.Originally posted by mikejammJust got this baby! Any rockers here playing a tele or stratocaster?
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They're not expensive. You can pick up a telecoustic on ebay for $350. Don't act like you paid a grand for it or anything. If you did you got ripped off.
I could use a new guitar too. Electric doesn't work anymore, just have an acoustic. Perhaps a telecoustic will satisfy.Comment -
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Oh man
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . .Originally posted by mikejammNope right handed model bro. If you mean left handed as in the the hand you make chords with and strum with the right hand, then it might be left handed to you. lol! This guitar ain't no fuk'in walmart special, as Eddy penis eater wouldn't know a decent guitar because all he knows is how stick a cok in his mouth and obtain a jizz surprise!
If you actually look at that certificate there good people, this is a limited edition custom shop model Fender Telecoustic guitar. Meaning it has active electronics and can be played with or without an amplifier. The top is solid northern "sitka" spruce wood with a beautiful translucent Sunburst finish, so the grain of the wood shows through.
The fingerboard is made of Brazilian rosewood and the bridge is a custom cut mahogany "arrow" shape and the strings actually go all the way through the guitar body and have machined brass ferrules on the backside, This gives the guitar better sustain and incredible tone. The machine heads where the tuners and the strings attach to the neck are mother of pearl abalone.
Everything on this guitar is handmade right down the custom shop case specifically made just for it. I wont bother to tell you the price, but suffice to say, it would keep Eddy Munny shit in hamburgers for the rest of his miserable basement living life!
All my guitars I consider works of art. Fender musical instruments just celebrated 60 yeas of making guitars and the Telecaster was the first guitar style that Leo Fender made. He later designed the Stratocaster and both of these guitar creations are still the standard for musicians today.
Leo was so far ahead of his time it was truly unreal, back then in the early 50's nobody had seen anything like the strat or tele until seeing Buddy Holly play one on tv! If you grew up listening to the Beach Boys, or surf twang pioneer Dick Dale, jammed out on Jimi Hendrix or Richie Blackmore from Deep Purple, you've heard the awesome Fender guitar tone!
Of course there are countless others too, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughn, just to name a few. Back in my wild youth, I had the good fortune to work for Fender Musical Instruments in Fullerton, CA as well as tour around the country in numerous different bands. I'd make you guys sick if I told you some of the rockers I've did shots of whiskey and lines of coke with, but what the fuk you only live once right!
Just thought I'd share a little different side of 'ol mikey with you degererates. I still love to play and had to give up the hard liv'in side of rock'in once the wife and kids came along, but every now and then I'll crank up the Marshall 100 watt amplifier and 4 - 12" speaker cabinet, plug in one of my vintage strats and remind the neighbors there's a bluesman in the neighborhood!
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