Just got back from the club with only one shoe. Some asshole stepped on the back of my shoe and it flew off and it had a shoe lift in. I saw the shoe lift pop out so i panicked and jsut kept walking and hobbled out the club with one shoe on and jumped into into a taxi. Luckily most people are drunk but someone had to see the shoe and say wtf was that thing in the shoe? I literally can never go back to that club for a very very long time. My friends didnt see either as i left as soon as i lost my shoe. It was so dark in there i was in panic mode once i saw the lift come out. I thought fukk this and just left. Literally if anyone finds out, i will have to move town and maybe change my name. My reputation is tarnished.
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Tom cruise and stallone wear them tooComment -
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Real or not..fukkin funnyComment -
sounds like the cinderella story
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Cheer up, OP.
At least you don't hate yourself as much as I hate myself. You went out and tried to have a good time, so you get some credit from me for that.
I spent my Friday night passed out on the couch (FELL ASLEEP BEFORE MIDNIGHT!
) after smoking only a couple of blunts. This falling asleep early on the couch thing has been happening far too often lately.
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Instead of leaving town just GROWComment
