Easter reminds me of something my martial arts instructor told me

[TheCentaur]

He claimed that rising from the dead is an internal breathing technique

And healing people is a thorough knowledge of pressure points and other stuff I wasn't sure what he was talking about

He said there were records of a foreigner becoming a master in East Asia 20-30 AD

I said "That's interesting but you should probably keep that to yourself dude" and he hit me with a cane pole

[Cuse0323]

[SamDiamond]

Tell your instructor I have a bet for him.

Tell him to go to the top of a building---- say, 30-40 feet and jump off.

Tell him to land on his head, and then--- tell him to try his breathing technique.

See if works.

I'm betting it doesn't.

[Jayvegas420]

Sensei Centaur revives himself +1600
Sensei Centaur dies from head trauma -4000


maximum wager 2 bet points to be paid in full by June 1st
All bets final & non-rundable

[Kermit]

[Jayvegas420]

Sweep the leg

[Eddy Munny]

If more instructors would beat their pupils with a cane pole, the world would be a better place.

[Kermit]

If more instructors would beat their pupils with a cane pole, the world would be a better place.

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