Where you wake up and find out that you bought a kayak?
....it could have been a lot worse, man...I'm just glad no one took advantage of you (assuming you were totally shitfaced) and stole your wallet, ID, money, and other valuables!

....it could have been a lot worse, man...I'm just glad no one took advantage of you (assuming you were totally shitfaced) and stole your wallet, ID, money, and other valuables!
...congrats on the kayak!...