Who Am I Really? The Time Has Finally Come to End The Show and Come Clean

[Russian Rocket]

kids never had more than $500 to his name if that

cleared 100K, yet sucked off giant dry for 3K point renewal fee

not bad

[Vegas39]

uses avatar of random guy in suit and thinks he is rich

[Russian Rocket]

uses avatar of random guy in suit and thinks he is rich

[Seaweed]

I don't like to discuss exact figures, it's irrelevant to this forum. Private business is private business. This site is a channel to let loose and get away from the real world. I have put in my time over the years, and i enjoy SBR and recreational gambling. Why was my Pinny Account at 0? That question alone illustrates Rocket's incapability to understand the role I was playing and how easily he became fooled. Boy, did I enjoy a laugh at that one. Rocket, buddy, you ever withdraw from your sportsbook? What happens if you withdraw everything and decide you want to take a break for a bit? Would your account be at 0? Get back to me on that one. That said, remember I am not a professional gambler but RECREATIONAL ( for fun). I lose just like everyone else around here. It was entertaining pulling these puppets on strings, but like I said, it wasn't the same anymore after a while, and I actually felt bad for the kid. A lot of good people at SBR, and I will continue to contribute, however, in a more sophisticated way because I can finally be myself now. Russia will probably continue to troll any chance he gets, but there's nothing any of us can do to stop him. He started out as a good guy here at SBR, posted plays, actually wanted to help the Seaweed character out. Then once he quit his thread, he looked elsewhere to release his frustrations. Targeted a character that was meant to bring innocent laughter to SBR. Repeatedly trolling and trolling any chance he got. It's sad to see what a young kid with so much potential has become.

Gentlemen, I would love to sit around and chat throughout the night, but unfortunately I got an early morning with a client. I'm due in Toronto in a little under 7 hours. How about if we continue this at a later date? I think it's safe to say Rocket's calender is free for the next decade or so.

[Vegas39]

I don't like to discuss exact figures, it's irrelevant to this forum. Private business is private business. This site is a channel to let loose and get away from the real world. I have put in my time over the years, and i enjoy SBR and recreational gambling. Why was my Pinny Account at 0? That question alone illustrates Rocket's incapability to understand the role I was playing and how easily he became fooled. Boy, did I enjoy a laugh at that one. Rocket, buddy, you ever withdraw from your sportsbook? What happens if you withdraw everything and decide you want to take a break for a bit? Would your account be at 0? Get back to me on that one. That said, remember I am not a professional gambler but RECREATIONAL ( for fun). I lose just like everyone else around here. It was entertaining pulling these puppets on strings, but like I said, it wasn't the same anymore after a while, and I actually felt bad for the kid. A lot of good people at SBR, and I will continue to contribute, however, in a more sophisticated way because I can finally be myself now. Russia will probably continue to troll any chance he gets, but there's nothing any of us can do to stop him. He started out as a good guy here at SBR, posted plays, actually wanted to help the Seaweed character out. Then once he quit his thread, he looked elsewhere to release his frustrations. Targeted a character that was meant to bring innocent laughter to SBR. Repeatedly trolling and trolling any chance he got. It's sad to see what a young kid with so much potential has become.

Gentlemen, I would love to sit around and chat throughout the night, but unfortunately I got an early morning with a client. I'm due in Toronto in a little under 7 hours. How about if we continue this at a later date? I think it's safe to say Rocket's calender is free for the next decade or so.

funny you offered people to meet you in Toronto for beers tonight


the fraud can't even keep his lies straight

[Russian Rocket]

Rocket, buddy, you ever withdraw from your sportsbook? What happens id you withdraw everything and decide you want to take a break for a bit? Would your account be at 0? Get back to me on that one.

I'll get back to you on this one right now - my balance on all 4 sportsbooks where I play at is too large to withdraw everything at once
so, no my balance would not be at zero

with that said, why don't get back to me on the fact that you've actually posted losing plays here, the plays that eventually brought down your balance to zero. Or was it something that I've imagined in my head?

so what exactly were you withdrawing from that account dumbass?

keep on feeding your new fairytale to us about your imaginary successful life...and do get back to me on your degree and a line of work

[Russian Rocket]

funny you offered people to meet you in Toronto for beers tonight


the fraud can't even keep his lies straight

dude it's too easy with him...no need to say anything - he buries himself with lies

[Booya711]

if you have craved attention for portraying yourself as a mental retard on sports sites for six years...there is nothing anyone do for you...

end of thread.....seaweed buried!

[Booya711]

dude it's too easy with him...no need to say anything - he buries himself with lies

I am sure he came up with this fantasy land to cover up the fact that he was about a 12% sports handicapper....who the hell goes all in on a grand salami??

[showtiime]

r.i.p seaweed


sushi will never be the same

[Let's Go Rangers]

I don't like to discuss exact figures, it's irrelevant to this forum. Private business is private business. This site is a channel to let loose and get away from the real world. I have put in my time over the years, and i enjoy SBR and recreational gambling. Why was my Pinny Account at 0? That question alone illustrates Rocket's incapability to understand the role I was playing and how easily he became fooled. Boy, did I enjoy a laugh at that one. Rocket, buddy, you ever withdraw from your sportsbook? What happens if you withdraw everything and decide you want to take a break for a bit? Would your account be at 0? Get back to me on that one. That said, remember I am not a professional gambler but RECREATIONAL ( for fun). I lose just like everyone else around here. It was entertaining pulling these puppets on strings, but like I said, it wasn't the same anymore after a while, and I actually felt bad for the kid. A lot of good people at SBR, and I will continue to contribute, however, in a more sophisticated way because I can finally be myself now. Russia will probably continue to troll any chance he gets, but there's nothing any of us can do to stop him. He started out as a good guy here at SBR, posted plays, actually wanted to help the Seaweed character out. Then once he quit his thread, he looked elsewhere to release his frustrations. Targeted a character that was meant to bring innocent laughter to SBR. Repeatedly trolling and trolling any chance he got. It's sad to see what a young kid with so much potential has become.

Gentlemen, I would love to sit around and chat throughout the night, but unfortunately I got an early morning with a client. I'm due in Toronto in a little under 7 hours. How about if we continue this at a later date? I think it's safe to say Rocket's calender is free for the next decade or so.

You totally pwned the trolls.

I can't believe they were all so gullible they fell for your schtick.

[I/O]

Hey guys, it's been a hell of a run laughing behind my mac computer screen for 6 years here but every show has to know when to hang it up. Recently, I have been pressured to come clean before I become "outted". So I thought I might as well make the thread since the information was going to get out here eventually.

As you're reading this right now, you probably believe there is an actual "Seaweed" character in real life as portrayed here at SBR. There have been only a few who have caught on throughout the years and enjoyed the entertainment at the expense of those who were gullible and got riled up (i.e Russian Rocket, Vegas39, Booya etc.)

Everything has been preformed for the purpose of entertainment. I created the Seaweed character back in 2008, just as any producer would create a character for their sitcom. This meant I would have to stay in character no matter the circumstances, and would have to put myself out there to entertain others.

All the threads, questions, posts have been from the perspective of "Seaweed" the SBR fictional character. Even at the SBR Poker tables, it was all an act. Many might not believe this, but that will only serve as a compliment for great acting. It's not easy to stay in character throughout all these years, but those who know the person behind the Seaweed character off the forum know the truth.

This is who Seaweed is and who he is not:

1. I do not live at home with my grandma.
2. I have never been in debt
3. I am not overweight, I am tall, fit, and hit the gym regularly. (5 times a week)

1. I am from and live in Toronto.
2. I make over 100,000k a year.
3. I have a high level of completed education.
4. I have no wife or kids
5. I am handsome.
6. I Vacation regularly.
7. I have had a lot of free time.

It has been fun reverse-trolling, but I do not get the same kick from it as I once used to.

Thank you for the laughs.


See you around

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[Seaweed]

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[mikejamm]

Seadouche meeting with a client means putting the ball gag back in his mouth and reapplying the astro glide to his asshole! You and your butt buddy bottom dad Giant should go the fuk back over to covers where you knob loving fudge packers belong. A fake persona on a degenerate gambling forum? You really have no fuk'in life at all do you? If that's the best you could come up, you win douche loser of a lifetime here at SBR. See ya tomorrow, you fat, shitty handicapping, mcdonalds eat'in, colostomy bag wear'in, (because we know it's not grandmas), dumbest fuk'in thread poster to ever show up at a gambling forum.