Tonight I Am Going Out And NOT Staying Home Like Many Losers Here!

[packerd_00]

Hi friends, finally back!

Hey bud did you pick up any girls

[Seaweed]

Hey bud did you pick up any girls

Met this lady, her name was Courtney, she was in her high 40's, works at a hair salon, she let me buy her a few drinks. I only brough 30 dollars with me so I was pretty broke after that. Got her number but haven't called yet. I'm using the 3 day rule. Only desperate suckers call the next 2 days. Was a fun night, haven't been out to the disco in years, not really my scene. Also don't have the money for it.

[Russian Rocket]

Met this lady, her name was Courtney, she was in her high 40's, works at a hair salon, she let me buy her a few drinks. I only brough 30 dollars with me so I was pretty broke after that. Got her number but haven't called yet. I'm using the 3 day rule. Only desperate suckers call the next 2 days. Was a fun night, haven't been out to the disco in years, not really my scene. Also don't have the money for it.

high 40's means she was 60...Seaweed is going for his grandma's type

[Seaweed]

Russian I do not appreciate it

[Kermit]

[Swinging Johnson]

Weeder......premarital sex is a sin. This disco scene is rife with drugs and hooligans. This is not for you. As a matter of fact I would dare say sex in general is not for you. Go back to Granma's and thank God you didn't get seduced. You are pure and innocent. We want to keep you like that. We love you - I love you - for you are a snowflake - unique and untarnished.

[Eddy Munny]

Weeder, practice sex on Grandma late nights while she lies asleep. The last thing you wanna do is score some fine bird at the discotheque and be ill-prepared in the sack. Get a few reps in on Grandma just to acclimate yourself to the thrust of the hips. If she happens to awake mid-coitus, just tell her you're frantically searching for a contact lense. Elderly people will believe anything.

[packerd_00]

Met this lady, her name was Courtney, she was in her high 40's, works at a hair salon, she let me buy her a few drinks. I only brough 30 dollars with me so I was pretty broke after that. Got her number but haven't called yet. I'm using the 3 day rule. Only desperate suckers call the next 2 days. Was a fun night, haven't been out to the disco in years, not really my scene. Also don't have the money for it.

Was she hot

[Seaweed]

Was she hot

She was elegant

[packerd_00]

She was elegant

Sure you can afford to take her out dude.

[Cuse0323]

[Seaweed]

Sure you can afford to take her out dude.

I messaged her this morning still no response. Not going to send a second msg until Thursday. She's playing hard to get, wants me to work for it.

[manny24]

prolly the Alzheimer's Weeder

[Smoke]

Finger her cooch and tell her your name is saer

[Eddy Munny]

Wear a raincoat when you bang your grandma though. Take pics and use one as your avatar.

[packerd_00]

I messaged her this morning still no response. Not going to send a second msg until Thursday. She's playing hard to get, wants me to work for it.

If she doesnt respond to the second msg,just leave it at that and move on.

[packerd_00]

Finger her cooch and tell her your name is saer

But my friends call me Seaweed

[GiveMeaBJ]

I messaged her this morning still no response. Not going to send a second msg until Thursday. She's playing hard to get, wants me to work for it.

1) She used you for free drinks
2) She gave you wrong number
3) She is too old to figure out the text messaging

Maybe you should call?

[Seaweed]

1) She used you for free drinks
2) She gave you wrong number
3) She is too old to figure out the text messaging

Maybe you should call?

Going to call her tomorrow if I don't' get a message today

[Booya711]

Doesnt matter what different names you call her or how you dress her up....she still your grandma....and if she still doesnt call or message...well...........

[Seaweed]

Boyya I get more ass than a toilet seat

[Vegas39]

Boyya my assets bent over toilet seat daily

fixed

[Booya711]

Boyya I get more ass than a toilet seat

Grandma and trannies dont count weeder....or bottomdad.....

[Smoke]

Saer regrets bottomdad. Saer didnt know.

[packerd_00]

Who the hell was this Bottomdad,some pedo.

[Smoke]

Who the hell was this Bottomdad,some pedo.

Yes. Some old guy who drugs innocent young men and they wake up not knowing what happened to their anus

[packerd_00]

Hope someone reported the rooster sucker. I dont know when people on SBR are kidding or being serious.

[Vegas39]

Hope someone reported the rooster sucker. I dont know when people on SBR are kidding or being serious.

seaweed bent over willingly

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2582760-big-news-sbr-just-got-free-offer-go-trip-costa-rica-las-vegas.html

[packerd_00]

seaweed bent over willingly
http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...las-vegas.html

Jesus christ,thats pretty disturbing,Seaweed actually went with this freak.

[Seaweed]

He was a nice guy, did nothing wrong to me

[Smoke]

He was a nice guy, did nothing wrong to me

Saer he drugged you and took advantage of you. Not cool

[packerd_00]

Older man wanting to take younger man he doesnt know for vacation,and you say nothing happended.