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  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #1
    10 reasons you're still broke
    1. You Quit School
    2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses
    3. You're Hardly Working
    4. You Have Bad Habits
    5. You Make Impulse Purchases
    6. You Play the Lottery
    7. You Make Minimum Payments
    8. You Lack Goals
    9. You Hang Out With the Wrong Crowd
    10. You're a Couch Potato

  • Russian Rocket
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-02-12
    • 43910

    #2
    I'm far from being broke ...but I can relate to 4 and 9

    Sammy what are you thinking in terms of NHL goes tonight?
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Most of those do not apply to me thank god
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      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        @ RR , have not put any thoughts into NHL for today...

        @ JJ , you're a special man
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        • You mad bro
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-15-12
          • 16641

          #5
          11. your name is twizzle
          12. your name is jjgold
          13. your name is crustyme
          14. your name is genghis kahn
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          • Vegas39
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-22-11
            • 30686

            #6
            Originally posted by You mad bro
            11. your name is twizzle
            12. your name is jjgold
            13. your name is crustyme
            14. your name is genghis kahn

            15 seaweed
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            • Ghenghis Kahn
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-02-12
              • 19734

              #7


              you broke dikk fukk
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              • You mad bro
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-15-12
                • 16641

                #8
                Originally posted by Vegas39
                15 seaweed
                16. your name is big bear
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                • You mad bro
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-15-12
                  • 16641

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Vegas39
                  15 seaweed
                  Originally posted by You mad bro
                  16. your name is big bear

                  17. your name is lakerboy
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                  • Sam Odom
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 10-30-05
                    • 58063

                    #10
                    These are all gambling related...

                    #2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses
                    #3. You're Hardly Working
                    #4. You Have Bad Habits
                    #5. You Make Impulse Purchases
                    #6. You Play the Lottery
                    #8. You Lack Goals

                    #2 - You should be betting 20.00 but you want to say 'I'm betting nickels and dimes'
                    #3 - You put no time into cappin'
                    #4 - Chasing
                    #5 - Betting a game because it's on TV or the last one for the night
                    #6 - Trying to hit the BIG ONE
                    #8 - No Money Management
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Sammy excellent work and by the way can you send me 200 when you get a chance

                      Shelly/Shari will vouch for me
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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Sammy excellent work and by the way can you send me 200 when you get a chance

                        Shelly/Shari will vouch for me
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                        • Sam Odom
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-30-05
                          • 58063

                          #13
                          JJ , check your 5D acct
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                          • Dirty Sanchez
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-01-10
                            • 16031

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Most of those do not apply to me thank god
                            How about you live in a Fantasy Land? Maybe make a list about hookers, loan sharks, stalking, wait..nevermind those things don't apply to guys like you
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                            • SamDiamond
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-19-12
                              • 6107

                              #15
                              Odom, how many of those were you guilty of when Kenny had to spot you some cash?
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                              • Sam Odom
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-30-05
                                • 58063

                                #16
                                Diamond... Sammy = BIG TIME LOSER
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                                • vividjohn45
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-21-10
                                  • 6331

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                  These are all gambling related...

                                  #2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses
                                  #3. You're Hardly Working
                                  #4. You Have Bad Habits
                                  #5. You Make Impulse Purchases
                                  #6. You Play the Lottery
                                  #8. You Lack Goals

                                  #2 - You should be betting 20.00 but you want to say 'I'm betting nickels and dimes'
                                  #3 - You put no time into cappin'
                                  #4 - Chasing
                                  #5 - Betting a game because it's on TV or the last one for the night
                                  #6 - Trying to hit the BIG ONE
                                  #8 - No Money Management
                                  Im guilty of #4,. Im always chasing hot bitches. They cost money. Usually. Have a hot grand martingale with several hot bitches. Is my biggest weakness
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Thanks Sammy!!!

                                    Love book transfers
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                                    • Ralphie Halves
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-13-09
                                      • 4507

                                      #19
                                      1. You Quit School

                                      Sure did. Degrees aren't worth nearly as much as they once were.

                                      2. You Try to Keep Up With the Joneses

                                      Nope. F the Joneses, they're probably in a ton of debt like everyone else.

                                      3. You're Hardly Working

                                      32 hrs a week, not terrible.

                                      4. You Have Bad Habits

                                      No chick right now, so I jerk off a lot.

                                      5. You Make Impulse Purchases

                                      Nope.

                                      6. You Play the Lottery

                                      No lottery in Nevada IIRC.

                                      7. You Make Minimum Payments

                                      Cash only. I finance nothing.

                                      8. You Lack Goals

                                      Goals are vague, but very clear -- financial freedom

                                      9. You Hang Out With the Wrong Crowd

                                      All my friends nowadays have their shit together.

                                      10. You're a Couch Potato

                                      Hour a day or so. A lot more today with the tourney on.


                                      So not bad. But I'm kinda broke right now.
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                                      • k13
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-16-10
                                        • 18104

                                        #20
                                        Why is woman not on the list???
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                                        • ChalkyDog
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 10-02-11
                                          • 9598

                                          #21
                                          Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time.
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                                          • SamDiamond
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-19-12
                                            • 6107

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                            Diamond... Sammy = BIG TIME LOSER
                                            Edited because Odom is acting looney again and can't take a joke.
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                                            • cant call it
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-29-10
                                              • 8817

                                              #23
                                              I don't understand why "you like pu$$y" isn't up there somehow.
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                                              • Sam Odom
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-30-05
                                                • 58063

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SamDiamond

                                                You're the one who had to take handouts from dead Kenny---- and I'm the loser?




                                                Sammy never calls you 'Sammy'

                                                Sammy = Sam Odom
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                                                • Cuse0323
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-09-09
                                                  • 30169

                                                  #25
                                                  8/10

                                                  broke dikk
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                                                  • Sam Odom
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-30-05
                                                    • 58063

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sam Odom

                                                    Diamond... Sammy = BIG TIME LOSER

                                                    get it now , Diamond ?
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                                                    • SamDiamond
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 10-19-12
                                                      • 6107

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                                      get it now , Diamond ?
                                                      Odom-- I am just fuking with ya....

                                                      I told you that before in another post....

                                                      All good fun. Hammer away at me anytime you wish...

                                                      It's all good.

                                                      I'll give you ammo.

                                                      I have a huge nose--- and for some reasons my wife asks if we can put "300" on the tv when we have sex...weird, huh?
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        as far as gambling if you bet everyday most likely your broke
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                                                        • Sam Odom
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 10-30-05
                                                          • 58063

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold

                                                          as far as gambling if you bet everyday most likely your broke

                                                          everyday gamblin' = addiction
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                                                          • jjgold
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 07-20-05
                                                            • 388179

                                                            #30
                                                            Sammy I never met a gambler that had money
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                                                            • Mitchell88
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-16-12
                                                              • 4334

                                                              #31
                                                              how come smoking pieces off a crack cookie while rooting for the Boston Bruins isn't up there??? what the fuk is that
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                                                              • kyhawk
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 06-21-08
                                                                • 1012

                                                                #32
                                                                1-10 should be ...you take any advice from someone on this forum
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                                                                • unluckysob
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 05-21-08
                                                                  • 1527

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I have actually won money gambling last 10 years---20 years before that I lost $500,000; that's why I am broke---gamble much smaller and smarter today. no more playing entire ncaa card on Saturday, each games and each total for nickel a game.
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                                                                  • daneblazer
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 09-14-08
                                                                    • 27861

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by cant call it
                                                                    I don't understand why "you like pu$$y" isn't up there somehow.
                                                                    No shit, that will clean you out quick
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