Tomorrow (Thursday) I Find Out If I Got My First Job Ever At Little Ceasers Pizza...

Russian Rocket · 03-19-14, 11:43 PM

good luck Seaweed...you're doing the right thing.

sourtwist · 03-19-14, 11:44 PM

LOmotherfukkinL

Vegas39 · 03-19-14, 11:44 PM

If your looking for tips #3 not a positive

TheCentaur · 03-19-14, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

I find out if I will be raking in dough at Little Ceasers.

Oh you'll definitely be around dough

Seaweed u seriously have never had a job?

Let's talk this over at the poker table

King Mayan · 03-19-14, 11:47 PM

How old is seaweed??

Vegas39 · 03-19-14, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

How old is seaweed??

my my guess is 30 going on thirteen

Deuce · 03-19-14, 11:51 PM

CAEsars

Seaweed · 03-19-14, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

Oh you'll definitely be around dough

Seaweed u seriously have never had a job?

Let's talk this over at the poker table

Never had a government recognized job

Seaweed · 03-19-14, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

CAEsars

Yeah, you're right. Got the spelling wrong. I figured you would know seeing as it originated in Detroit.

Seaweed · 03-19-14, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

good luck Seaweed...you're doing the right thing.

bruins35 · 03-19-14, 11:56 PM

congrats maybe your balls will drop friday

itchypickle · 03-20-14, 12:01 AM

Pizza pizza

Fidel_CashFlow · 03-20-14, 12:02 AM

hell yeah Seaweed. You got the world by the balls now

TheCentaur · 03-20-14, 12:02 AM

If you like pizza you should work somewhere else, Little Caesars is pretty poor

Seaweed · 03-20-14, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by bruins35

congrats maybe your balls will drop friday

Seaweed · 03-20-14, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

If you like pizza you should work somewhere else, Little Caesars is pretty poor

What do you mean? Hot N Ready Medium Pizza for 5.99

GiveMeaBJ · 03-20-14, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

hell yeah Seaweed. You got the world by the balls now

Is that the one and only Mr. Landers?

Vegas39 · 03-20-14, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

Little Caesars is pretty poor

So is seaweed

TheCentaur · 03-20-14, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

What do you mean? Hot N Ready Medium Pizza for 5.99

I mean it tastes bad

Seaweed · 03-20-14, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

I mean it tastes bad

Why do I care, I'm not the one eating it, I'm the one selling it. I'm nervous, don't jinx it.

Dirty Sanchez · 03-20-14, 12:24 AM

"I need this job temporarily to get back into action in the future. I do not know if I will be making the pizza, or delivering, all I know is they pay you to show up and do something"

Back into action in the future? This is not going to end well

TheCentaur · 03-20-14, 12:26 AM

I wish I could be there for the interview:

Manager: Previous employment?

Seaweed: Huh?

Mgr: Where were you employed previously?

Seaweed: I was self employed

Mgr: What kind of self-employment?

Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government

Mgr: What?

Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation

Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here

Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that

Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?

Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.

Mgr: Excuse me?

Seaweed: What?

Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?

Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl

Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out

Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early

Mgr: Ok sure pal

Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?

Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye

ACoochy · 03-20-14, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

Why do I care, I'm not the one eating it, I'm the one selling it. I'm nervous, don't jinx it.

Weeder take pride in what you do pal and youll rethink that last statement..

Seaweed · 03-20-14, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by ACoochy

Weeder take pride in what you do pal and youll rethink that last statement..

I know what I said sounded bad, but to be honest, I think we make good pizza

Seaweed · 03-20-14, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

I wish I could be there for the interview:

Manager: Previous employment?

Seaweed: Huh?

Mgr: Where were you employed previously?

Seaweed: I was self employed

Mgr: What kind of self-employment?

Seaweed: Umm... it's not recognized by the government

Mgr: What?

Seaweed: I mean, I was the leader of my own nation but a follower of the Giant nation

Mgr: Wait a second we don't need any radical jihadists or separatist wackos in here

Seaweed: Oh no sir it's nothing like that

Mgr: Oh ok. Interests or hobbies?

Seaweed: I am curious about female urination, the benefits of washing your face with urine, and pigeons pooping on ur head. Oh and my Grandma.

Mgr: Excuse me?

Seaweed: What?

Mgr: OKKK, anyway why do you want to work here at Little Caesar's?

Seaweed: Well I'm running bad lately with my picks, plus I'd like to maybe meet a girl

Mgr: Yeah ok great, thanks for coming in we'll let you know if it works out

Seaweed: OK but try not to call after 7 pm because that's my Grandma's number and she goes to sleep early

Mgr: Ok sure pal

Seaweed: Oh do I get to eat all the free pizza I want?

Mgr: Yeah we'll be in touch, bye

That is not how it went

vividjohn45 · 03-20-14, 01:13 AM

Gl at getting a girlfrend seaweed. Pussy is the best although the russian rocket wuld argue against that, my girls like my sportbetting. It gets u pussy. Man. Although russian the rocket wuld argue against that.

Robber · 03-20-14, 01:16 AM

I cannot sleep either

Seaweed getting married and getting a job all in one week

Granny will be so proud!

GiveMeaBJ · 03-20-14, 01:17 AM

Seaweed gets job +430
Seaweed does not get job -665

Days of employment (MUST BE EMPLOYED FOR ACTION)
OVER 17.5 +120
UNDER 17.5 -140

ParlayininHTown · 03-20-14, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

This is the biggest day of my life.

Many cannot sleep because of March Madness, filling out their brackets but I cannot sleep because later today before 6pm I find out if I will be raking in dough at Little Ceasers.

My goal in life was never to have to work a day and get by through gambling.

At the current moment, my goal has taken a slight setback and I need this job temporarily to get back into action in the future.

I do not know if I will be making the pizza, or delivering, all I know is they pay you to show up and do something.

After thinking it over, I found lots of benefits of working at Little Ceasers.

Such as

1. Very close distance to home, walking or biking distance

2. I like Pizza

3. Not too crowded

4. Possibility of tips

5. Might meet a girlfriend

Wish me luck boys

Look, Weed Man, take it from a lonely sack of shit who is incredibly desperate for a woman ... No. 5 is delusional.

Ballerholic · 03-20-14, 01:44 AM

get a girlfriend and you can suck on one of these babies

TheMoneyShot · 03-20-14, 01:53 AM

Seaweed you're in luck pal. Talk to this girl once... one of her fetishes was to be fukked on pizza boxes. Yes, she worked at Little Caesars before. Keep a close eye on all the chicks.

THam12 · 03-20-14, 01:56 AM

You won't be delivering..
Little Caesar's doesnt deliver.

First job ever, jesus.

Seaweed · 03-20-14, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Seaweed you're in luck pal. Talk to this girl once... one of her fetishes was to be fukked on pizza boxes. Yes, she worked at Little Caesars before. Keep a close eye on all the chicks.

TheCentaur · 03-20-14, 02:47 AM

Seaweed if i'm ever in the Toronto area and stop in a Little Caesar's to eat, if I suspect it's you back there making pizza I will say the code phrase "Do you sell fruit explosion muffins?", so that way if it is you then you will know it's me and you can give me extra pepperoni