How to predict a tsa patdown

[DwightShrute]

Bet you spotted it right off,
Yep ... The suitcase doesn't have a name tag!!!!

[pronk]

Are they still doing that?

[brooks85]

still doing what, pat downs?

They just added 16.9Billion in fees today so there will be lots more pat downs and wasted money. Unions and our congress doing what they do best.

[itchypickle]

saw a story last week...drunk guy waiting on his flight faked being a TSA agent and was 'searching' females at the airport.

[katstale]

What I HATE more than the pat downs are the inane questions from people who have no life and no hope of ever having one. "Where you going?" Answer: Look at my %$# ticket fool! "What is your purpose for travel?" Answer: Why is it any of your $#^ business? "how much money do you have on you?" Answer: "you looking to rob me? you need a loan? "What did you do there for 7 days?" Answer: screwed your sister then pimped her out Mr. Alvarez!

I could go on and on abt this craziness from Big Brother. Drives me insane. feel a little bêtter now

[Bostongambler]

I like when u go into that, what looks like a way back machine, and it turns left then right.

[boeing power]

I like when u go into that, what looks like a way back machine, and it turns left then right.

You won't like the cancer it gives you...

[Bostongambler]

😱😱😱😱

[louisvillekid]

saw a story last week...drunk guy waiting on his flight faked being a TSA agent and was 'searching' females at the airport.

I caught that story too . u gotta be hammered to have the balls to try and pull something like that off