I just had a coffee…with Soy Milk

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  • zacher
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-05-13
    • 588

    #1
    I just had a coffee…with Soy Milk
    Kill me now.

    My afternoon coffee was ruined by a impotent waitress and a cafe that was out of half and half.

    HOW THE HELL ARE YOU OUT OF HALF AND HALF?!!? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!!!


    She said "well we have soy..tastes just the same"


    MY ass you vegan princess fck! tastes like a minotaurs testicles.



    Don't let these hipsters fool you folks soy milk does not taste like normal fcking creamer!
  • zizoudane10
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-27-12
    • 7272

    #2
    Tastes like shit, agree.
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      i drink my coffee black. No Cream No Sugar.
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      • GiveMeaBJ
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-08-09
        • 8449

        #4
        Soy is not the choice.
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        • PaperTrail07
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-29-08
          • 20423

          #5
          Doubt she puts the orders in but yeah....send a MF'er to the grocery
          Originally posted by zacher
          Kill me now.

          My afternoon coffee was ruined by a impotent waitress and a cafe that was out of half and half.

          HOW THE HELL ARE YOU OUT OF HALF AND HALF?!!? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!!!


          She said "well we have soy..tastes just the same"


          MY ass you vegan princess fck! tastes like a minotaurs testicles.



          Don't let these hipsters fool you folks soy milk does not taste like normal fcking creamer!
          Comment
          • TheCentaur
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-28-11
            • 8108

            #6
            "Impotent waitress"? "Minotaur's testicles" ?

            Entertaining post
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            • James D
              SBR MVP
              • 01-03-13
              • 2040

              #7
              Running out of half and half ? Send a busboy to supermarket. Any waitress that thinks they taste the same is lying or clueless. Soy is gross
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