Would you stick it?

[zizoudane10]

[jarvol]

I'd hit it and hit twice on Sunday. Moped rules apply however.

[ParlayininHTown]

7 Yes's
8 No's

Maybe not?

I don't think so either.

But I haven't been laid in years, so my judgment is clouded.

[Cuse0323]

bunch of liars, sitting around on forums all day and would bust a nut in a minute if that fatty touched their pecker

[sweep]

fukkin bingo!

[James D]

bunch of liars, sitting around on forums all day and would bust a nut in a minute if that fatty touched their pecker

You really think the posters that said pass are lying? Are you saying you would hit it 100% of the time?

[Cuse0323]

You really think the posters that said pass are lying? Are you saying you would hit it 100% of the time?

james I know you live in big houses with multiple shitters, you might be exempt. but yes

[ParlayininHTown]

Are you saying you would hit it 100% of the time?

I know you didn't ask me, but I would ...

[InTheDrink]

bunch of liars, sitting around on forums all day and would bust a nut in a minute if that fatty touched their pecker

common cuser get real guey

[Ghenghis Kahn]

3d, you a closet chubby chaser?

[Cuse0323]

common cuser get real guey

i know drank, ain't no girl touching anyone's pecker around here.

[Da Manster!]

Q: What do fat women and mopeds have in common?

A: They're both fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends to catch you riding them!


PS....

[Da Manster!]

Truth be told, she's not that bad...you can do a helluva lot worse than her....Besides, I like women the way I like my ribs, with some meat on the bones!...

[pulledclear]

Punch her thigh and ride the wave in.

[InTheDrink]

cuser common man the jig is up

you aint touchin this shit

youd be better off goin to the fukkin butcher and gettin two giant hams to stick your cok betweem

[zizoudane10]

Come on guys, some of you would hit 300 pounds of minced meat as well

The cellulite on that last ass alone makes me want to vomit.

I make an exception for Parlayin though. He's real good peoples and I want him to get laid. Whatever woman that would be. Parlayin you fukk, get out and get some! Shit isn't that hard man. Plenty of women that are desperately looking for some dikk!

[James D]

Cuse I wasn't picking a fight with you or anyone. I just think you guys should give yourselves more credit. If you see a girl that is the same quality as this one, trust me she is very accessible.

I have to admit when I see on a forum a guy post a picture of a young girl that is obviously pretty hot I laugh when 75% of the people say they wouldn't hit it. When we all know 95% would, including me.

this gentlemen is not one of those examples.

[Dirty Sanchez]

[ParlayininHTown]

I make an exception for Parlayin though. He's real good peoples and I want him to get laid. Whatever woman that would be. Parlayin you fukk, get out and get some! Shit isn't that hard man. Plenty of women that are desperately looking for some dikk!

I just think you guys should give yourselves more credit. If you see a girl that is the same quality as this one, trust me she is very accessible.

This is encouraging. Thanks fellas.

[Cuse0323]

Cuse I wasn't picking a fight with you or anyone. I just think you guys should give yourselves more credit. If you see a girl that is the same quality as this one, trust me she is very accessible.

I have to admit when I see on a forum a guy post a picture of a young girl that is obviously pretty hot I laugh when 75% of the people say they wouldn't hit it. When we all know 95% would, including me.

this gentlemen is not one of those examples.

you're too nice james. I'm just messing around.

would hit it though. that's a bargain compared to wasting two hams, drank. plus look at all that extra meat.

[James D]

What's really sad is I have a large bet on kstate game and while watching it I am searching the salon section of SBR to find this thread.

[zizoudane10]

This is encouraging. Thanks fellas.

Pal, I'd bet that you could EASILY get laid.
But you really need to leave the house and get out.
Seriously man, what are you afraid of?

[SoCalFisher]

Gawd dam 3d!!!

That phucking thing is on a pure seefood diet!

[King Mayan]

Fukk yeah!!!!!!

[Cuse0323]

james, you seem to have a good head on your shoulders. this girl in economics class wants it, I know it. but I can't really say to her, hey after class you wanna drive me back to my mom's house and hang out. how do I play this one.

[ParlayininHTown]

Pal, I'd bet that you could EASILY get laid.
But you really need to leave the house and get out.
Seriously man, what are you afraid of?

Rejection, ridicule and embarrassment in a public setting.

I have irrational fears that I am learning to overcome, but I'm still too terrified to leave my apartment and try to socialize. Other than work and errands, I never have any plans and, in turn, no motivation to leave my place.

[ParlayininHTown]

Fukk yeah!!!!!!

[zizoudane10]

Rejection, ridicule and embarrassment in a public setting.

I have irrational fears that I am learning to overcome, but I'm still too terrified to leave my apartment and try to socialize. Other than work and errands, I never have any plans and, in turn, no motivation to leave my place.

Pal, your obviously an intelligent and nice dude.
Most likely in your best years as well (don't know how old you are).
There is absolutely NOTHING to be afraid of, you said it yourself - your fears are "irrational".
I do understand that it's not easy to go out and socialize when you are alone. But that isn't healthy man, you can't be on your own all the time. A human being needs conversation (aside from the internet) and shit.
What about sports? Anything you like doing?

[Smoke]

Fukk yeah!!!!!!

Mayan gets it

[Russian Rocket]

Pal, your obviously an intelligent and nice dude.

[zizoudane10]

[ParlayininHTown]

Pal, your obviously an intelligent and nice dude.
Most likely in your best years as well (don't know how old you are).
There is absolutely NOTHING to be afraid of, you said it yourself - your fears are "irrational".
I do understand that it's not easy to go out and socialize when you are alone. But that isn't healthy man, you can't be on your own all the time. A human being needs conversation (aside from the internet) and shit.
What about sports? Anything you like doing?

I know it's not good, but it's been this way for years now. When I do talk to people, it's just for work-related stuff. I don't have anything else to talk about with anyone because I'm a boring person.

I like to smoke weed, and I like a lot of sports. Other than that, I lack interests and hobbies. Nothing really appeals to me because I don't like to be alone in social situations. There are some things I've wanted to try or experience, but then I realize I have no one to hang out with, so my thoughts go something like, "What's the point? I won't have fun by myself. I should just get high instead of going out alone and feeling awkward and bad about it."

For me, it's arrested development when it comes to forming and building relationships, whether they be friendships or those of the romantic or sexual variety.

[James D]

Where you live parlay?

[King Mayan]

I'll pound that shit hard!!!

[Kermit]

Just the way I like them.

Do you know how many teats she has?