Premeditated Cheating.

[MoneyIsWater]

Ok, guys. My girl of 3 years is going on a ski trip to Denver this weekend with her friends.

I've decided I'm going to try some new meat this weekend.

Now, Ive never cheated. I feel we are rocky right now and i think, me testing the wayers will help.

Who has cheated?

How did you feel?

Have you ever told anyone?

Did you hook back up with the girl ever?

I think this will be fun!

[MoneyIsWater]

++++ bad typing = on phone ++++

[Albert Pujols]

She's probably gonna do the same, bro.

[MoneyIsWater]

I don't think she will Pujos.

[Swinging Johnson]

This idea is about as good as the time I invested a large portion of my savings into the fur sink business.

[jjgold]

How are you going to find it??

rarely your going to find one night stands unless your feeding chick COKE

Moneyman????

[InTheDrink]

I don't think she will Pujos.

Lol I was young and stupid once too

Kid she might have three coks in her at once this weekend

Sad but true

[Russian Rocket]

Never cheated, but I still date around all the time.
The key here is to tell the girl right from the get go that this is nothing but two people having a little fun.

I've been in many long term relationships when I was around your age, but as soon as I hit 30, I decided that I would be better off to steer clear from a long term commitment, simply because I love women and no longer want to be tied to a relationship.

You might as well turn around and walk away from your relationship right now if you think about cheating on this girl. Simply because the "thing" that you guys once had would never be the same and also because it's not cool to hurt a chick like that.

Weak people cheat...strong people leave

[MoneyIsWater]

JJ I live in Orlando.

It's spring break.

Bitches from around the world come to party.

Go to laudy, Otown, Miami, Daytona, et

You go out and meet dumb college slits.

And smash!

Obviously drinks but odds in favor, but I don't need to feed drinks.

[RyanLeafOfBets]

Cheating is never a good idea. Don't do it pal.

[MoneyIsWater]

Never cheated, but I still date around all the time.
The key here is to tell the girl right from the get go that this is nothing but two people having a little fun.

I've been in many long term relationships when I was around your age, but as soon as I hit 30, I decided that I would be better off to steer clear from a long term commitment, simply because I love women and no longer want to be tied to a relationship.

You might as well turn around and walk away from your relationship right now if you think about cheating on this girl. Simply because the "thing" that you guys once had would never be the same and also because it's not cool to hurt a chick like that.

Weak people cheat...strong people leave

I agree with everything you say!

I'm very loyal. Ironic.

But I dont know what happened. I mean we love each other, but I don't know if we are IN love.

I wouldn't hurt her, if she never found out.


Sorry for the lack of response. Just on phone. Ill be more thorough sometime lol.

[Cuse0323]

if you wanna be a scumbag, go for it. ya doucheknuckle

[BennyBigNuts]

Odds are your girl has already had a few cokks in her mouth if you guys have been "rocky".
Girls are bigger whores than guys, they are just smarter about it.
Guys don't give a fukk if they get caught so they get caught easier and more often.

Cheating is the worst form of lying, you're basically scum if you do it in my eyes.
I believe in Karma and living honestly, but most ppl can't live like this, especially in the US.

If you know you want something else, just break it off, it's never going to get better for you anyways.

[gauchojake]

just take some good videos and post them at sbr

[MoneyIsWater]

Okok. I'm far from scum.

I don't know how to break up, I feel bad.

She's a good girl. I just don't know.

I've had 3 gfs. I never cheated.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

DO it!

There is a 60% chance she will be cheating on you in Denver, so you may as well do it too.

[brooks85]

this is how you do it, get a guitar and sit her down with a box of tissues

[MoneyIsWater]

Also, she's going with 2 girls. That are hot and both SINGLE.

[Ted Sheckler]

JJ I live in Orlando.

It's spring break.

Bitches from around the world come to party.

Go to laudy, Otown, Miami, Daytona, et

You go out and meet dumb college slits.

And smash!

Obviously drinks but odds in favor, but I don't need to feed drinks.

First thought was...This guy wants to cheat, but probably won't find a broad...Then you used that Bolded sentence and thought that any guy calling a female a slit, good chance to score, I like him...Then you used the 2 words underneath that "and smash!"

You aint gettin laid.

Your girl is definitely going to have some dick in her though. You're looking to cheat because the relationship is shit, 95% chance she's going to be out doing the same and she'll succeed at it.


But odds of you even having a girlfriend using the words "smash"....Slim. Nice story though, creative, you should take advantage of your skills while in school.

Best of luck.

[gauchojake]

If you're under 30 there's no reason to be in a serious relationship anyway.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

DO it!

There is a 60% chance she will be cheating on you in Denver, so you may as well do it too.

Also, she's going with 2 girls. That are hot and both SINGLE.

Bump that up to 70%

[MoneyIsWater]

LOL. Sorry that I'm not being a gentleman Mr. Sheckler.

I'm unsure, not that the relationship is shit.

Just getting advice. And getting laid may be a problem for you but not me fat fukk.

[MoneyIsWater]

You're right. I have an "air" girl. Call me Tao.

Dumb fukk. I'm going to make creative stories. Rofl.

[DrStale]

Just break up with her if youre going to cheat. The fact that you say you love her and that she's a good person and yet you still plan to cheat on her tells me youre just too cowardly to break up with her so you'll cheat so that she breaks up with you, hurting her much more than ending it like a man would do. Be a man.

[MoneyIsWater]

Ok. I'll let you guys know what I do. I'm not a coward lol. Just don't know anymore.

[bihon]

What's her address in Denver?

[RubberKettle]

Don't do it bro

[Smoke]

She'll already cheating on you with black cokk

White girls love black cokk these days

[MoneyIsWater]

Ok. I'm being changed to not doing it.

It's not the right thing.

I've told her I wanted a break before. But she said breaks are for people that want too cheat.

[Bet10Heinekens]

How about calling an escort, is that cheating also

[MoneyIsWater]

I don't deal with strippers or escorts.

[TheMoneyShot]

I remember I was dating 2 chicks at once 14 years ago. Ahhhhh the good ole days. 1 girl was 18 and the other girl was 20. The 18 year old knew about the 20 year old. But the 20 year old had no idea about the 18 year old. Cut the story short... it was a Friday night and I had to see both of them. Because if I didn't... (because of my work scheduling) they'd be bitching up a storm later on. I went to the 18 year old's home around 11PM. Banged her good. Didn't clean my shaft off or anything lol Was over the 20 year old's house at around 12 Midnight. We started making out... blah blah blah... she goes down on me. I was looking at her facial expression if she could tell I was with another girl? No hint... nothing. Business as usual. I still laugh at this story. The sh#$ we do when we were younger. Ahhhhhh...

But it seems the OP wants advice? My advice is simple... it's always hot and heavy juggling women... you always have to cover your tracks. And you always have to believe you will get caught in the back of your mind. And let me tell you... when 2 women find out about you... and what you did. You'll be on "Scorned Love Kills" on the ID Channel soon enough. If you don't know what that is... google it.

[MoneyIsWater]

LOL.

[bihon]

Seriously, it depends on your relationship. If you're both into cheating and pretending nothing happens, then do it.
If you have a sort of agreed free relationship, then do it again.
Otherwise, don't hurt her unnecessarily. Reconsider your relationship.

[easyliving]

do you plan on marrying this girl? If the answer is yes you will regret it for the rest of your life. If not then go ahead no harm being done.