What Was It Like The First Time You Had Sexual Intercourse?

[Seaweed]

Was it good or bad? Who was it with? where? how old were you?

This thread will seperate the man whores from the Romeos, and the liars from the honest ones

[tony_come]

14yr old with Michelle *********

Felt like jerking off

In my bedroom

[tony_come]

Sellweed please share

[Sam Odom]

Sellweed please share

weed's 1st was a black girl

[tony_come]

weed's 1st was a black girl

Sellweed tell me this is not true, Sammy is lying

[Smoke]

Saer loves black girls

More cushion for pushin he says and they taste like hershey chocolate

[Chipup]

The Giant is black?

[InTheDrink]

weed's 1st was a black girl

i suppose this would be considered more of a prediction than a fact

[tony_come]

Smokiest thanks for coming

Sellweed check in pal

Tell me smokiest is lying, not true

[Smoke]

Saer granny knows the truth he told her!

[Smoke]

The Giant is black?

Very black

[tony_come]

How black?

Dark chocolate?

[Smoke]

How black?

Dark chocolate?

Yes... like dark chocolate black

[Seaweed]

The Giant is like Wilt Chamberlin

[Smoke]

The Giant is like Wilt Chamberlin

[greenhippo]

[tony_come]

The light is ON

[Seaweed]

Most are embarassed to say

[Seaweed]

Tony Come, you know what I do for a living? I drive.

[tony_come]

Sellweed where you going?

[Smoke]

Yea saer where you going

[Seaweed]

Sellweed what do you drive?

I drive women crazy.

[tony_come]

I drive women crazy.

This is crazy!

[Da Manster!]

The year was 1984. I was 13 years old and my mom and dad were out visiting my Grandma at the Hospital, where she was getting a new liver. They left me with Maria Eppiglottis, the HOTTEST girl on the block. She was 17, and had the biggest titties I'd ever seen...She was wearing a Washington Redskins t-shirt and her nipples were piercing the "R" and the "S"!..She was Greek, and she smelled like garlic and Avon perfume...She fixed a bunch of spaghetti for dinner, and after we ate, she decided to see what was in the liquor cabinet.."Hey Manster, lets try this new drink I heard about-'Long Island Ice Tea!" she said...I watched in amazement as she poured one after another....We drank 4 pitchers!!!

I felt all warm and fuzzy inside, and pretty soon, I had the straight wiener!...It throbbed like crazy!...I was getting horny and aroused!...My eyes saw double, and when I went to the kitchen to check up on Maria, she wasn't there!!.. She was on the couch, and she patted the cushion beside her beckoning for me to join her. I sat next to her and she started kissing me...Her little moustache tickled my face and she tasted like liquor and garlic!!!!...Soon, she had my pants down to my ankles.."Oh my God"! she gasped!!! "you're HUGE!"..My wiener was purple and felt like it was going to explode!!!

She put her hot, warm mouth on it, and I tore the arm off the couch!!!...She took her jeans off, and her redskins shirt off and laid on her back!..she then took her panties off and revealed her hairy pubic mound!!!..it had a strong, pungent odor, but for some reason or another it turned me on and I began to salivate like Pavlov's dog!..I buried my face in her hairy twat and lapped away like a crazed maniac!...she was screaming and moaning from the sheer pleasure that I was giving her!!.."Stick it in me, baby!!" she said! I did as I was told, and before I knew it, we were stuck together just like our German Shepherds were that time before Queenie had her puppies!...I was savoring the moment and euphoria of getting my first piece at my tender age!!

The next thing I knew, my toes curled up, I got a leg cramp, and my rooster started sneezing!!...My penis felt like a garden hose that someone forgot to shut off!!..the sensation felt like the 4th of July and rock concert x 1000!!..I fell asleep soon afterwards, and when I woke up, Maria was gone, and I was back in bed, fully nude and ever so satisified!!...I would never forget that eventful night from the hot greek girl who just happened to be a Washington Redskin fan!!!

[Chipup]

[smitch124]

I'll let you know.

[Smoke]

Saer did she really taste like a hersheys chocolate?

[tony_come]

Manster was she black?

[Da Manster!]

Manster was she black?

She was Greek, brah!...

[tony_come]

Oh...you black?

[2daBank]

Saer loves black girls

More cushion for pushin he says and they taste like hershey chocolate

I love me some black girls, not coffee black tho, I like them sexy ass red bone fine mf'ers, more like a mocha Lotte.. For me the sexiest bitches I've ever known were mixed. Guess it that whole next step in evolution thing..

[Da Manster!]

Oh...you black?

nope

[Robber]

It was with seaweed's granny and it was glorious

Nice to have a mature experienced woman show you the ropes

[Da Manster!]

I love me some black girls, not coffee black tho, I like them sexy ass red bone fine mf'ers, more like a mocha Lotte.. For me the sexiest bitches I've ever known were mixed. Guess it that whole next step in evolution thing..

Hell yeah man!...nothing wrong with light skin pussy!...

[2daBank]

Damn manster that is one fukkin impressive memory you got there! U still use that for the spank bank? Mind if I do? Lol..

Clearly I've done far too many drugs if everyone remembers it that vividly cause i certainly don't and his was 10 damn years before mine.. I'm not gonna try and 1 up mansters what appears to be a great beginning of a book..

I'll just see how screwed up ya'll think the situation was.(no judging!). Musta been '94 before August cause I wasn't 16 yet but anyway my mom was dating this guy for a while and he had a 18 year old daughter, she didn't live with him but as him and my mom got closer she was around little more and we kinda started kicking it, anyways my mom ended up marrying this guy and I ****** his daughter on their wedding night, is that messed up? I mean she was older and certainly the experienced one, we kinda kept that up all summer and it was great just cause she was pretty much a ho so at 15 I got a summer school of sex from my I guess step sister. Right or wrong all the girls I got with since owe her a shout out for their amazing orgasms as Jamie was quite the teacher. I'm not sure how messed up it was but I had to get rid of her once school was starting cause who needs those jokes right?