The Broke Dikk Mantra!

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  • AchillesTG
    SBR MVP
    • 07-19-13
    • 1648

    #1
    The Broke Dikk Mantra!
    Rang a lang went the telephone
    Is the man of the house at home
    Your **** Card is over due
    We need a payment from you, right now right away

    Aint got nothin to send you today
    But will send your money as "Soon As I Get Paid"

    I made my bets and went to the bar
    The joint was jumpin, it was Saturday night
    Her legs were long and her dress was tight
    Champagne started flowin until a quarter to 3

    Looky here Mr. Bartender, don't worry
    I'm gonna make it OK, I'll give you all your money
    As "Soon As I Get Paid"

    Monday Morning money gone, it's a doggone shame
    Don't worry I'll get you straight
    You'll get yours, when I get mine

    Wha ohhhhh! Got a call from my local
    I need my money and I don't like to wait
    Right now, Right Away

    But, I aint got nothin to send you today
    I'll give you all your money.
    As "Soon As I Get Paid"

    Better catch me Friday evening
    Because, come Monday
    Money gone

    It's a doggone shame!

    ---- Borrowed lyrics from Keb Mo "As Soon As I Get Paid"
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