Sbr john only (please dont read)
HEY SBR JOHN BETWEEN YOU AND ME THIS HAS PROBABLY BEEN ONE OF THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE GAMBLING I HAVE 24,000 DOLLARS CASH HIDDEN IN MY BASEMENT THAT I HAVE WON AT YOUWAGER AND HERITAGE I HAVE TO KEEP IT HIDDEN FROM MY LOVELY WIFE FOR OBVIOUS REASONS 
SO SBR JOHN I WAS TALKING TO MY TAX ACCOUNTANT TODAY TO WORK OVER OUR STRATEGY TO PAY/BEAT THE GOVERNMENT AS YOU KNOW I HAVENT WORKED A REAL JOB WITH TAX STATEMENTS IN OVER 13 YEARS OR SO.I WAS THINKING SBR JOHN IF YOU SEND ME A PHONY W9 TAX FORM WHATEVER THEY CALL THE TAX FORMS MAYBE FUDGE A COUPLE OF NUMBERS JUST SAY YOU PAID ME 25 THOUSAND DOLLARS THIS YEAR.HEY SBR JOHN WHATS ANOTHER TAX WRITE OFF TO YOU NO BIG DEAL.
I HAD TO COME CLEAN AND TELL THE ACCOUNTANT I HIT A TRIFECTA AT THE RACE TRACK THAT WAS A TAX TICKET SO I NEED SOME EXTRA INCOME TO WRITE OFF OTHERWISE MY TAXES HAVE BEEN THE SAME FOR OVER 15 YEARS
SBR JOHN THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME NOBODY ELSE IN THE FORUM HAS TO GET INVOLVED WITH OUR DEALINGS JUST PUT ME DOWN AS A TAX WRITE OFF DONT WORRY I WONT SING IF THE FEDS BUST ME.SBR JOHN JUST SEND ME A 1099 SAYING I MADE 25 GRAND FOR MY PART TIME JOB
MY LOVELY WIFE FILES SEPERATLY SHE SAYS I CAN LIVE IN LEAVENWORTH BY MYSELF
I TOLD HER DONT WORRY IF I EVER GET AUDITED I JUST TELL THEM I AM BRAIN DEAD AND MY JEW DOCTOR WAXMAN WILL VOUCH FOR THAT
THANKS SBR JOHN ITS GOOD TO BE BACK AND EVERYBODY HAS ROLLED OUT THE RED CARPET FOR ME SO FAR
SO SBR JOHN I WAS TALKING TO MY TAX ACCOUNTANT TODAY TO WORK OVER OUR STRATEGY TO PAY/BEAT THE GOVERNMENT AS YOU KNOW I HAVENT WORKED A REAL JOB WITH TAX STATEMENTS IN OVER 13 YEARS OR SO.I WAS THINKING SBR JOHN IF YOU SEND ME A PHONY W9 TAX FORM WHATEVER THEY CALL THE TAX FORMS MAYBE FUDGE A COUPLE OF NUMBERS JUST SAY YOU PAID ME 25 THOUSAND DOLLARS THIS YEAR.HEY SBR JOHN WHATS ANOTHER TAX WRITE OFF TO YOU NO BIG DEAL.
I HAD TO COME CLEAN AND TELL THE ACCOUNTANT I HIT A TRIFECTA AT THE RACE TRACK THAT WAS A TAX TICKET SO I NEED SOME EXTRA INCOME TO WRITE OFF OTHERWISE MY TAXES HAVE BEEN THE SAME FOR OVER 15 YEARS
SBR JOHN THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME NOBODY ELSE IN THE FORUM HAS TO GET INVOLVED WITH OUR DEALINGS JUST PUT ME DOWN AS A TAX WRITE OFF DONT WORRY I WONT SING IF THE FEDS BUST ME.SBR JOHN JUST SEND ME A 1099 SAYING I MADE 25 GRAND FOR MY PART TIME JOB
MY LOVELY WIFE FILES SEPERATLY SHE SAYS I CAN LIVE IN LEAVENWORTH BY MYSELF
I TOLD HER DONT WORRY IF I EVER GET AUDITED I JUST TELL THEM I AM BRAIN DEAD AND MY JEW DOCTOR WAXMAN WILL VOUCH FOR THAT THANKS SBR JOHN ITS GOOD TO BE BACK AND EVERYBODY HAS ROLLED OUT THE RED CARPET FOR ME SO FAR
MAN WHY IS EVERYBODY SO NOSY AROUND HERE
