If These 2 SBR Teams Played Each Other in Street Basketball, Who Would Win?

[Seaweed]

Team 1

RussianRocket
BigDay
Sweep
Doughboy
Opie

Team 2

JJgold
Deemer
Zeta
TTWarrior
Lakerboy

Ref: Shari

First to 11 wins.

What is the line?
Who will lead in points?
Who will win?

[BIGDAY]

Team 1. -8

[BIGDAY]

Street basketball is perfect.

I'd have jj in an armbar in less than 10 seconds. It would basically be 5 on 4 from that point on.

[RubberKettle]

Big day a beast in the paint
team one -5

[VegasInsider]

Team One -5, total posted at 16.5

Team One 11-6

BigDay leads the way with 5 points

[sneakerhead]

team 1 -9.5

[BIGDAY]

Ttwarrior can't get up and down the court without a cardiac.

Deemer...

[Seaweed]

Why is Big Day getting so much love? TTWarrior would handle him

[BIGDAY]

Why is Big Day getting so much love? TTWarrior would handle him

I'd run circles around Mr Warrior.

Cakewalk.

[RubberKettle]

Team 2 needs mcduggly

Bigday n rocket are two tall trees

[bubblebuttluv]

Two flaws here:

One, Team A is relatively stacked. Aside from not knowing any basketball skills that any of the 10 posters possess, team A has at least 3 guys who are visibly in shape (Opie, BIGDAY, and Russian Rocket). On Team B, we have seen videos from Lakerboy and TTWarrior and we all know what they look like. A team is only as strong as it's weakest link so Team B would be fukked from the jump. I am no Ironman either, but I am not on the roster and I can't play basketball anyways.

Here is the second thing: Opie and Russian Rocket have enough money to buy off Team B if they so choose. There wouldn't be anything more funny than a fixed game taking place between posters on a Sports Betting forum. We all know that if the money was right, SBR posters in a basketball game would sacrifice pride for a payday. Also, Russian Rocket could bring enough Black Sea Badasses to intimidate Team B into a low Field Goal Percentage and Free Throw Percentage.

Team A wins by at least 7.

Also this thread is too legit to not be in Player's Talk .

[innovation]

U are severely handicapping deemer

Da fuq is TT doing? Bringing orange slices?

[Kermit]

In a game to 11, I would say the final score would be

Team A 11
Team B -3

Yes, Team B would find a way to actually lose points in a game in which you can't lose points.

[Kermit]

[Seaweed]

Unreal

[Russian Rocket]

In a game to 11, I would say the final score would be

Team A 11
Team B -3

Yes, Team B would find a way to actually lose points in a game in which you can't lose points.

[pulledclear]

Dead as a hammer.

[SBR_John]

Add Dozer to Team B. Line would be Team A -3.

[konck]

Team 2 wins if you run around TT you are out of bounds

[raydog]

just laid a hugh bet on Team2 NO Score....

[BigDeem5]

I would have 9 PTs but not enough we lose 11-10

[BIGDAY]

Can you imagine DeemSuhn trying to box out Opie???

[BigDeem5]

I'm a point guard, no need to box out.

Unlike 99% SBR, I'm athletic and in good shape. I would run circles around Team A

"Give me the damn ball, I don't need a pick at all"

[BIGDAY]

Deemer, this is street ball.
Opie would clothesline your ass.

[bubblebuttluv]

Deemer, this is street ball.
Opie would clothesline your ass.

Especially after the whole "Deemer posted a picture of Opie's kid and talked trash about her" incident.

[BigDeem5]

What you're saying is I am unguardable and need fouled?

[BIGDAY]

Hey Deemer, if ya can't stand the pain.. Don't play the game.

[El Nino]

Team 1 for the MAX. BIGDAY throwing elbows, sweep with the headband looking like an albino Jason Terry. Rocket is actually Andrei Kirilenko. Opie grabbing boards like Rodman. Doughy boxing out like Big Country.

Deemer running around asking math questions. Zeta trying to hit on Shari. Lakerboy taking all the air out of the ball for his next bet. JJ coming down from the snow. TT being fat.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Team 2

Game to 11, Team 2 has a Team Total of 1.5

[The Giant]

Team 2 for the MAX.
TTWarrior could set killer screens from midcourt opening up lanes to the basket. JJGold could take off his do-rag and blind all of his opponents from the glare off his head. Lakerboy would make Michael Jordan look unathletic, as he would take of on his air jamming from the opponents free-throw line. Zeta would do a lot of stuttering causing the other team to take it easy on the boy with Down's (No offense, Zeta). And finally, Deemer is gifted with the high basketball IQ. You know, being Asian.

Opie is a big klutz, he would continually bang his head on the rim. Big Day would lack any kind of rugged, inside game, as MMAChicka would be sitting in the stands with his balls in her purse. Rocket would be too busy combing his hair and eyeing chicks in the stands. Doughy would be considered ineligible when Tony Bosch showed up with the drug results. Sweep would be on his knees sniffing the pretty white half-court lines all game.

[opie1988]

Team 2 for the MAX.
TTWarrior could set killer screens from midcourt opening up lanes to the basket. JJGold could take off his do-rag and blind all of his opponents from the glare off his head. Lakerboy would make Michael Jordan look unathletic, as he would take of on his air jamming from the opponents free-throw line. Zeta would do a lot of stuttering causing the other team to take it easy on the boy with Down's (No offense, Zeta). And finally, Deemer is gifted with the high basketball IQ. You know, being Asian.

Opie is a big klutz, he would continually bang his head on the rim. Big Day would lack any kind of rugged, inside game, as MMAChicka would be sitting in the stands with his balls in her purse. Rocket would be too busy combing his hair and eyeing chicks in the stands. Doughy would be considered ineligible when Tony Bosch showed up with the drug results. Sweep would be on his knees sniffing the pretty white half-court lines all game.

Reported.

[downsouth]

Team 2 for the MAX.
TTWarrior could set killer screens from midcourt opening up lanes to the basket. JJGold could take off his do-rag and blind all of his opponents from the glare off his head. Lakerboy would make Michael Jordan look unathletic, as he would take of on his air jamming from the opponents free-throw line. Zeta would do a lot of stuttering causing the other team to take it easy on the boy with Down's (No offense, Zeta). And finally, Deemer is gifted with the high basketball IQ. You know, being Asian.

Opie is a big klutz, he would continually bang his head on the rim. Big Day would lack any kind of rugged, inside game, as MMAChicka would be sitting in the stands with his balls in her purse. Rocket would be too busy combing his hair and eyeing chicks in the stands. Doughy would be considered ineligible when Tony Bosch showed up with the drug results. Sweep would be on his knees sniffing the pretty white half-court lines all game.

Can you imagine getting blindsided by a TT screen. Ouch

[BIGDAY]

Team 2 for the MAX.
TTWarrior could set killer screens from midcourt opening up lanes to the basket. JJGold could take off his do-rag and blind all of his opponents from the glare off his head. Lakerboy would make Michael Jordan look unathletic, as he would take of on his air jamming from the opponents free-throw line. Zeta would do a lot of stuttering causing the other team to take it easy on the boy with Down's (No offense, Zeta). And finally, Deemer is gifted with the high basketball IQ. You know, being Asian.

Opie is a big klutz, he would continually bang his head on the rim. Big Day would lack any kind of rugged, inside game, as MMAChicka would be sitting in the stands with his balls in her purse. Rocket would be too busy combing his hair and eyeing chicks in the stands. Doughy would be considered ineligible when Tony Bosch showed up with the drug results. Sweep would be on his knees sniffing the pretty white half-court lines all game.

[Louisvillekid1]

Team 1 by 20

[Roy Halladay]

God, I initially was leaning heavily towards Team 1 but The Giant's comments are swaying me