I lost a fortune last night.. we all know that. I took it out on my big fat body.. I ate 2 large pizzas..took me 4 hours but I ate it all.. I ate a half gallon of Peach ice cream with pretzels mixed in.. hard ones not soft pretzels.. I drank a bottle of Chianti and made love to my beauty of a wife... I let her do all the work.. I laid there like a hump and didn't even feel what I should of felt.. Then in the middle of the night I ate a pound of pasta.. Linguine with red sauce.. I abused my body like crazy and now I know what rock bottom is...
