real time christmas party report...

[zooom]

I finally leave my room and first thing i hear "Oh look, zoomer finally came out of his cave" *entire family laughs*.....

Minutes later "So, zoomer, do you have a gf yet?".."hows the job search going"..."any plans on moving out soon"

I slipped off to the bathroom to post this. f\*\*k I hate Christmas. Every year.

[greenhippo]

Zoomer has life by the fukkin balls.

[thetrinity]

only can get thru xmas drunk.

i fuckin hate new years eve 2.

like new years day because of bowl games, happy mother rooster_eater on jan 2nd tho

[jjgold]

Zoomed your a shut in
What were you doing in your room??

[zooom]

I'll never understand Why people get mad when I'm not successful like them???..
Is it not good enough that you live a better life than me?

[Cuse0323]

They don't enjoy their life and probably envy you. The grass is always greener even though it's not, it just seems like it. We all struggle. Merry Christmas zoooooooooooom

[zooom]

They don't enjoy their life and probably envy you. The grass is always greener even though it's not, it just seems like it. We all struggle. Merry Christmas zoooooooooooom

My mom told me she hoped I'd have a gf by now. The day before this she went into detail in telling me I looked like a hobo (I was meaning to get a trim anyway, and did, but still).

I don't dislike my parents or anything, but I keep getting the feeling my mom was one of those bitchy, gossipy "cheerleader" types when she was in school. fvcking cvnt.

[Todd2122]

Just be honest and tell them you were jerking it. People prefer the truth.

[Cuse0323]

My mom told me she hoped I'd have a gf by now. The day before this she went into detail in telling me I looked like a hobo (I was meaning to get a trim anyway, and did, but still).

I don't dislike my parents or anything, but I keep getting the feeling my mom was one of those bitchy, gossipy "cheerleader" types when she was in school. fvcking cvnt.

yeah, you're fcked. The ridicule will never end, time to make a move and get out.

[The Giant]

My mom told me she hoped I'd have a gf by now. The day before this she went into detail in telling me I looked like a hobo (I was meaning to get a trim anyway, and did, but still).

I don't dislike my parents or anything, but I keep getting the feeling my mom was one of those bitchy, gossipy "cheerleader" types when she was in school. fvcking cvnt.

Zooom, the only way to truly get back at your bitch of a mother, is to post a picture of her on a gambling forum. One like this right here...

[Russian Rocket]

Zoomer, you should of went to Big Mayan's house for Xmas pal...just by looking at your avatar I could tell that you would of felt right at home at his place

¡Feliz Navidad pal!

[Russian Rocket]

Zooom, the only way to truly get back at your bitch of a mother, is to post a picture of her on a gambling forum. One like this right here...

[greenhippo]

Zoooooooooom, age and estimated rooster size please

[newguy]

My mom told me she hoped I'd have a gf by now. The day before this she went into detail in telling me I looked like a hobo (I was meaning to get a trim anyway, and did, but still).

I don't dislike my parents or anything, but I keep getting the feeling my mom was one of those bitchy, gossipy "cheerleader" types when she was in school. fvcking cvnt.

Get back at them by getting better job than them and asking why they are not as successful as you. Tell them your asking only because you don't want to make the same mistakes they did.

[Deuce]

48 year old mike corbin gets the same questions.

[zooom]

48 year old mike corbin gets the same questions.

thats the scary part, im alreay 28 yrs old. I had a realization last year about life as I see people out with loved ones, going on Christmas dates, enjoying their lives and realizing I need to get my shit together and stop being such a shut in or I won't make any progress in life. So i decide to lose the weight, get regular haircuts, start wearing normal people clothes and looking presentable out in public. I tried
talking to people at work, and going out on weekends. I actually met some females and got their numbers and shit, but always dead ends and never true progress, always hit that impenetrable barrier when we get too close. Still I persist, try multiple different routes and approaches,modify the ones that did work better and try from there . I Think to myself that I will most certainty have some girl to spend Christmas with or Christmas week with if I try hard enough. Fast forward to tonight, im sitting at the same place by myself as I was last year when I decided to change my life around,only nothing really has truly changed, another year gone and im still by myself, wondering wtf I'm doing wrong. Im realizing that maybe shit just doesn't work for some people no matter what you change, or how hard you try.

[newguy]

thats the scary part, im alreay 28 yrs old. I had a realization last year about life as I see people out with loved ones, going on Christmas dates, enjoying their lives and realizing I need to get my shit together and stop being such a shut in or I won't make any progress in life. So i decide to lose the weight, get regular haircuts, start wearing normal people clothes and looking presentable out in public. I tried
talking to people at work, and going out on weekends. I actually met some females and got their numbers and shit, but always dead ends and never true progress, always hit that impenetrable barrier when we get too close. Still I persist, try multiple different routes and approaches,modify the ones that did work better and try from there . I Think to myself that I will most certainty have some girl to spend Christmas with or Christmas week with if I try hard enough. Fast forward to tonight, im sitting at the same place by myself as I was last year when I decided to change my life around,only nothing really has truly changed, another year gone and im still by myself, wondering wtf I'm doing wrong. Im realizing that maybe shit just doesn't work for some people no matter what you change, or how hard you try.

Screw that man - didn't meet my wife until I was 30 years old or so - she was only girl I ever brought home to meet family so I was always 'alone' on Christmas until then. 28 seems old when your 28 - but my 30's have been spectacular. Im not real good looking, but girls stop caring so much about looks and rooster size when they get older - start thinking something is wrong with them. Keep honing your game now - crap that won't work now in your 20's suddenly has girls dropping their panties in their 30's.

[Russian Rocket]

zoomer there is another poster here ParlayininHTown, who's in a similar situation as you, but recently he started to make some progress...I don't don't what it is with that guy, maybe he started to smoke a different weed or something, but you can clearly see that the guy riding high now.

talk to him pal...he can give you some tips on how to come out of your shell.

from what I can see, you're doing everything right, sometimes it just takes time....stay patient and good things will come your way.

best of luck to you!

[Todd2122]

Date fat chicks.

[El Nino]

Tell your parents you are gay. Then sit back and watch the madness.

[thetrinity]

most oysters will just take your money anyways

[ParlayininHTown]

Zooomer,

You used the words "impenetrable barrier." That sums it up right there.

You have underlying issues that even you are not aware of ... Something isn't right with you. Something is holding you back from connecting with others, being motivated and seeing yourself in a positive light.

You can't do this alone. If you don't know exactly what is going wrong, how do you plan to fix things?

The first step to working your way out of this mess is to be man enough to admit you need help.

Good luck buddy.

[Carseller4]

Heard the minimum wage might increase next year.

Good luck with that!

[Russian Rocket]

Zooomer,

You used the words "impenetrable barrier." That sums it up right there.

You have underlying issues that even you are not aware of ... Something isn't right with you. Something is holding you back from connecting with others, being motivated and seeing yourself in a positive light.

You can't do this alone. If you don't know exactly what is going wrong, how do you plan to fix things?

The first step to working your way out of this mess is to be man enough to admit you need help.

Good luck buddy.