I'd risk a few stds to get blowies from FSU girls.
I remember when our school had a clap outbreak. I went to school in the sticks, so it wasn't surprising, but I remember we all had to go get tested. One of my fraternity brothers thought it would be funny to jerk off and not wipe it all the way off his rooster before going into the clinic. You could hear the poor nurse gasp, and hear him say "So how bad is it?". I lost it.