Where Can I Meet A Woman To Marry Me?

Chi_archie · 11-20-13, 11:15 PM

I've always thought SBR was a great place to pick up chicks

i'm mainly here for the fine ass around here

Ratpack · 11-20-13, 11:16 PM

mail order bride you can google to find out where to find some prospects or craigslist

Vegas39 · 11-20-13, 11:16 PM

Desperatecanadianwhores.com

innovation · 11-20-13, 11:16 PM

If u only want a one nighter....try the morgue.

Nick Papageorgio · 11-20-13, 11:17 PM

Not many enjoy using strap ons on men. Stick with @bottomdad.

DwightShrute · 11-20-13, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

I've always thought SBR was a great place to pick up chicks

i'm mainly here for the fine ass around here

pavyracer · 11-20-13, 11:17 PM

Moldova or Philippines.

Vegas39 · 11-20-13, 11:18 PM

Holy Fukk Dwight's alive

DwightShrute · 11-20-13, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Holy Fukk Dwight's alive

saying good bye tonight to New Zealand and flying to Australia for 3 days and then Thailand for 8 weeks!

still alive!!!!

GO Canucks go!

Seaweed · 11-20-13, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Moldova or Philippines.

why there??

Vegas39 · 11-20-13, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by DwightShrute

saying good bye tonight to New Zealand and flying to Australia for 3 days and then Thailand for 8 weeks!

still alive!!!!

GO Canucks go!

have fun buddy

sorry for beating LA will put n your team next week

pavyracer · 11-20-13, 11:21 PM

Originally posted by Seaweed

why there??

Poverty. You can find a woman to marry you in Moldova if you buy her an ipod and a pair of jeans.

Seto · 11-20-13, 11:22 PM

is your grandma throwing you out?

DwightShrute · 11-20-13, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Vegas39

have fun buddy

sorry for beating LA will put n your team next week

g'day mate

Vegas39 · 11-20-13, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Poverty. You can find a woman to marry you in Moldova if you buy her an ipod and a pair of jeans.

You just went $200 over his budget

pulledclear · 11-20-13, 11:26 PM

gauchojake · 11-20-13, 11:27 PM

Church you heathen

I/O · 11-21-13, 12:02 AM

grocery store

greenhippo · 11-21-13, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

I've always thought SBR was a great place to pick up chicks

i'm mainly here for the fine ass around here

This entire post made me tingle in my unmentionables.

ParlayininHTown · 11-21-13, 12:30 AM

What are you asking me for?

You know I can't even look them in the eye.

greenhippo · 11-21-13, 12:43 AM

Houston weeder, ton of fine women in Texas.

manny24 · 11-21-13, 12:49 AM

the kitchen?

tony_come · 11-21-13, 12:50 AM

Family reunion

ParlayininHTown · 11-21-13, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by tony_come

Family reunion

Seaweed · 11-21-13, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by greenhippo

Houston weeder, ton of fine women in Texas.

don't like the accent, not my type.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 11-21-13, 01:47 AM

Weeder... seriously... Why aren't you meeting a fine young lady in your church?

Vegas39 · 11-21-13, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Weeder... seriously... Why aren't you meeting a fine young lady in your church?

Weeders church has other ideas for his sex life

TwoWays · 11-21-13, 01:54 AM

try blackpeoplemeet dot com

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 11-21-13, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by Vegas39

Weeders church has other ideas for his sex life

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Hmmm, I see...

Is that where he met The Giant?

Vegas39 · 11-21-13, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Hmmm, I see...

Is that where he met The Giant?

Makes sense

ParlayininHTown · 11-21-13, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by TwoWays

try blackpeoplemeet dot com

Quality post right here.

Seaweed · 11-21-13, 01:59 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Weeder... seriously... Why aren't you meeting a fine young lady in your church?

A Church is not a place to mingle. Plus I sit first row with my grandma. Everybody is out by the time we leave.

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 11-21-13, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by Seaweed

A Church is not a place to mingle.

Au contraire, O' Naive One!

Weeder, I went to Catholic school(s)... nothing like getting a Catholic girl to go to the "dark side" sexually

OFF... THE... CHAIN!

Lots of church functions to participate in... GET INVOLVED. I've met some fine women in the past just volunteering to help w/ the annual Bazaar. Get involved, don't make excuses.

Of course, these days I forgo any organized religion and have kinda adopted Strip Clubs as my new House of Worship.

So far... SO GOOD!

Originally posted by Seaweed

Plus I sit first row with my grandma. Everybody is out by the time we leave.

OK... then how bout askin grandma to hook ya up w/some of her friend's daughters/grandkids? (depending on how old granny is)
Or hell, hook up with her friends directly if that's your kinky cup o' tea

Seaweed · 11-21-13, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

Au contraire, O' Naive One!

Weeder, I went to Catholic school(s)... nothing like getting a Catholic girl to go to the "dark side" sexually

OFF... THE... CHAIN!

Lots of church functions to participate in... GET INVOLVED. I've met some fine women in the past just volunteering to help w/ the annual Bazaar. Get involved, don't make excuses.

Of course, these days I forgo any organized religion and have kinda adopted Strip Clubs as my new House of Worship.

So far... SO GOOD!

OK... then how bout askin grandma to hook ya up w/some of her friend's daughters/grandkids? (depending on how old granny is)
Or hell, hook up with her friends directly if that's your kinky cup o' tea

My grandma is in her 90's, she only has a couple of friends but I don't like old woman. I'm thinking maybe online dating might be the answer. The only thing is I don't want to date, I want to skip that part and combine our wealth. I saw an ad for PlentyofFish, I might make a profile there.