Yo SBR I Need Your Help...Fukkin Juicer Broke

[PhillyFlyers]

So I had this old juicer that I was using and I went to use it today and it fukkin broke on me.

I can't say that it was a piece of shit because it lasted me quite a while.

Problem is, I really don't know what is a good brand now to replace it with.

Anybody can help with any suggestions for a top of the line juicer?

[PhillyFlyers]

You fukks are no help. Fukkin useless.

Anyway, I found my new juicer.

Breville 800 jxel. Italian motor.

[Kermit]

You need to get the Juice Weasel

[BIGDAY]

I use my Vitamix for everything.

[The Kraken]

We use a juicer endorsed by some old fukk, jack something or other. Works well

[no1here]

champion is the best

[The Kraken]

Jack lelane? Sounds right. We like it

[robzilla]

I hate cleaning my juicer all the damn time. You should get the Ninja. Turns anything into a liquid. You could juice your air jordans if u wanted to.

[robzilla]

[pronk]

You fukks are no help. Fukkin useless.

Anyway, I found my new juicer.

Breville 800 jxel. Italian motor.

Is it a 12 cylinder or turbo?

[PhillyFlyers]

Is it a 12 cylinder or turbo?

Oh this bad boy has a 3512 3.5L V12 Lamborghini engine in it. The Granddaddy of juicers. 1,000 watts that churn out 6,500 RPMs at low speed and 13,000 RPMs at high speed.

[PhillyFlyers]

Boys, do yourselves a favor and buy this fukkin juicer.

After only a couple weeks, I feel so energized I can't properly describe it. I work out 4-6 times a week, and I have energy for the gym I haven't had since I can't remember.

Additionally, I feel more alert mentally. No foggy mornings anymore even after nights of drinking.

One of the best investments I ever made.